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Tapori Language used by Bhai log in Mumbai
Cool insults for immediate use
| 01. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! |
Funny SMS
| Tere bistar par makdee lage.. |
Sardar da Darbar
| Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. |
I came to you with my heart in my hands.
I came to you with my heart in my hands. But you turned me away. I am trying so hard to understand why you turned me away Was I too tender and caring? Were you too harsh and bold? Was my love so real that it scared you into running away in the cold? You said our love cannot be real. So you turned me away. You said you did not know how to feel. So you turned me away. Can you see my heart breaking as you speak these words to me? Can you see my tears falling as you turn away from me? I offered you my life. Yet you turned me away. I would leave everything for you Yet you can turn me away What else can I offer you but my heart and my soul? They are all I own freely. They are yours entirely. Please do not turn me away. |
The Journey of Life
As we search throughout life's journey. For the never ending road. Our life is slipping by us as each moment we go. Looking for the answers to why we are here. While all the time the answer is lying so near. We are here for each other to make the journey dear. To cling to our togetherness. As our time draws near. For as the road ends. As surely it will. All remains are our memories. That our journey did fill. The reflection of faces. Instilled upon our mind. The journey was well worth our moment in time.
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The Human Body
| -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. |
Strength And Courage
It takes strength to be firm. It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard. It takes strength to conquer It takes courage to surrender. It takes strength to be certain. It takes courage to have doubt. It takes strength to fit in. It takes courage to stand out. It takes strength to feel a friend's pain. It takes courage to feel your own pain. It takes strength to hide feelings. It takes courage to show them. It takes strength to endure abuse. It takes courage to stop it. It takes strength to stand alone. It takes courage to lean on another. It takes strength to love. It takes courage to be loved. It takes strength to survive. It takes courage to live.
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ONLY TIME CAN TELL HOW GREAT LOVE IS.
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you." Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!" Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her! Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that Love even forgot to ask the elder her name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Love, realizing how much Love owed the elder, asked Knowledge, another elder, " Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with great Wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."
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Hindi Baby Names For Baby GIRL CHILD With Meanings
| Aadarshini (idealistic), |
Sms - Shayari
Aaj chand pe noor hain, is baat ka usko guroor hai hum kambakht kis pe guroor kare humara toh chand hi humse door hai!!!!! ************************* Jis din se juda woh humse hue, us din se iss dil ne dhadkana chod diya chand ka moo utra utra sa hai sitaron ne bhi chamkana chod diya ************************* Ek lamhe mein unhone yeh zindagi savar di, ek lamhe mein unhone yeh zindagi ujad di kasoor unka nahi humara tha joh in do lamho mein humne zindagi guzar di!!!!! ************************* Zinadgi sabko mile zaruri nahi, mohabbat sab ko mile zaruri nahi kuch log bahaut yaad aate hai zindagi mein par woh bhi hume yaad kare zaruri nahi ************************* Tum na milo yeh hakikat hai, zindagi insan ki zarurat hai kisi din aao humari mehfil mein , jaan jaoge ki zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai ************************* Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachai maar dalegi, kisi ko mohabbat ki gaherai maar dalegi kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bachega jo bacha use tanhai maar dalegi!!!!! ************************* Duaon ki bheed mein ek dua humari, jisme maangi humne har khushi tumhari jab bhi muskurae aap dil se samjho dua kabool hui humari ************************* Bikhari hui zulfon ko girahgeer bana lo Rakhna hai mujhe qaid to zajeer bana lo Kagaz pay lakeerain to bohot kheech li tumne Ab sab ko mila kar meri tasveer bana lo Saamnay baithi raho dil ko qaraar aayega Jitna dekhengay tumhain, utna hi pyar aayega Hosh waalon ko khabar kya bekhudii kya cheez hai Ishq kijiye phir samajhiye, zindagi hai cheez kya ************************* Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye, Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye Aye jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin, Afsaana likhoon aur tera naam ma aaye ************************* Baat chali teri aankhon say Ja pahunchi paimanay tak Keech rahi hai teri ulfat Aaj mujhe maikhaanay tak Kab Se Tere Intezaar Main Dil Lagaye Tere Dedaar Baithe Hai Teri Ek Nazar Hum Par Paray Tamanna Lagaye Hum Bhi Bhete Hai ************************* Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon, Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye Esliye Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon ************************* Mohabbat Karne Wale Iss Duniya Mein Kam Na Honge Meri Jaaan Teri Mehfil Mein Bas Hum Na Honge ************************* Dil cheez hai aisi, hai dene ki day denge Koi qubul karnay wala to milay Hum jaan bhi day denge ************************* Ab Tum Batao Kyon Mujhse Door Ho Milna Manzoor Nahi Ya Meri Tarah Majboor Ho ************************* Zindagi khushi ka hai naam, isay ronay main zaya na kijiye Husiye khud bhi aur sung apnay, dusro ko bhi hasaya kijiye ************************* Tum jaam tootnay ka bahana na karo Hum teri aankhon say pee lenge Tum na aao, bus aanay ka wada karo Hum intezaar main jee lenge ************************* Dil ki halat dil say poocho illagi main dil gaya Dil kay badlay dil kay haatho Dard-e-dil main mil gaya ************************* Zinda hoon is liye kyon ki mujh ko tumse pyar hai Tum bhi mujhse pyar karti ho Sunnay ko dil beqaraar hai ************************* Pyar ka izhaar kar do Ab hum say nahi raha jaata Likh ker hi iqraar ker lo Agar hothon pay nahi aata ************************* Kab say hai hum ko yeh intezaar Kar do na tum bhi iqraar Bus keh do ki hai tum ko bhi Hai tum ko bhi utna hi pyar ************************* Pyar kehte hain, mohabbat kehte hain Kuch log isay bandagi kehte hain Magar jin pay hain hum martay Hum unhain zindagi kehte hain ************************* Tera diwana hoon, inkaar nahi Kaise keh doon kay tujhse pyar nahi Kuch shararat teri aankho ki bhi hai Main tanhaa to gunehgaar nahi ************************* Jahaaan dekho wahaan ishq kay bimaar baithe hain Laakho mar chukay, saikro taiyyar baihte hain ************************* Jo sachcha pyar karta hai woh kahan faryaad karta hai Labon ko hilnay nahi deta Dil o dil yaad karta hain ************************* Musqurate Hai To Bijliya Gira Dete Hein Baat Karte Hein To Deewana Bana Dete Hein Husan walo Ki Nazar Kam Nahi Kyamat Se Aag Pani Me Vo Nazaro Se Laga Dete Hein ************************* Khuda Janay Mohabbat Ka Kya Dastoor Hota Hai Hum jis say ishq kartey hain, wohi humse door hai ************************* Soya nahi kaye raaton se Is dil main tum hi samaye ho Her aahat per aisa lagta hai Kay shayad tum aaye ho ************************* Woh dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare Mein tujhe bhool kar zinda rahoon Khuda na kare Raheyga saath tera pyar zindagi ban kar Yeh aur baat hai zindagi meri wafa na kare Yeh theek hai nahee marta koi judaee mein Khuda kisi ko kisi se magar juda na kare Suna hai usko muhabbat duaein deti hai Jo dil pe chot tou khaye magar gila na kare Zamaana dekh chuka hai parrakh chuka hai ussay "Qateel" jaan se jaaye per iltijja na k
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This is Love
| Lady : Why do you like me.. Why do you love me? |
I Love You
| When you are sad I will dry your tears |
Are You In Love With Someone
| When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, |
SMS
| 1) Devotee asked God, |
Sms - Shayari
| 1) Sham tanha ab guzarte nahi, |
Winners Vs Losers
| Winners have dreams; |
SMS
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai Vishvas hai to Paisa hai Paisa hai to Shohrat hai Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai Izzat hai to Ladki hai Ladki hai to Tension hai Tension hai to Concern hai Concern hai to a Khayaal hai Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai Khawab hai to Growth hai Growth hai to Zindagi hai Zindagi hai to khwaab hai Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai Bas ghumnewala chahiye...... Har tarah k shikve ko seh lete hai... zindagi ko yuhi jee lete hai... mila lete hai hath jinse dosti ka... un hathon se fir zeher bhi pe lete hai...! Humne bhi chaha har manjil karib ho, har waqt aapka saath naseeb ho, par wahan khuda bhi kya kare, jahan insaan khud badnseeb ho. DOSTI -Kaho to 1 lafz -Mano to bandgi -Socho to gehra sagar -Dubo to zindagi -Karo to aasan -Nibhao to mushkil -Bikhre to sara zamana -Simte to Sirf Tum Bgair jane pehchane ikrar na kijiye, muskura kar dil ko beqrar na kijiye,gulab bhi de jate hai zakhm gehra kabhi-2,har gulab par yun aetbar na kijiye..! Bhoole hain vo kuch is tarah hamein, Ki unhe samajh pana bhi mushkil ho gaya, Kya pta koi khata ho gayi humse..Ya koi aur unke zyada kareeb ho gaya. Tanhayi jab mukaddar me likhi thi,to kya shikayat apne begane se,hum mit gaye jinki chahat me,wo baaz nhi aate humein aazmane se..... Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo, phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake Hämare muskurane ki vajah tum ho,hamari zindgi ka matläb tum ho,agar käbhi choda sath hmära to smjh lena ki hmäri maut ki vjh bhi tüm ho....... Milne to hum roz aate e dost, fir voh baat yaad aati hai, roz milne se pyar kam hota hai aur dosti bikhar jati hai.. Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi, Intezar bhala par judai to nahi, Milna bichhadna to kismat hai apni, Akhir insaan hai hum farishthe to nahi. AASMAN MEIN TAARE TO BAHUT HAI LEKIN CHAAND SIRF EK HAI ZINDAGI KE SAFAR MEIN MUSAFIR TO BAHUT HAI LEKIN HUMSAFAR SIRF EK HAI Teri judai bhi hame pyar karti hai,Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,wo din jo tere saath guzare the,Talash unko ye nazar bar bar karti hai.. "Those who Joyfully Leave EVERYTHING in GOD's HAND will Eventully See GOD's HAND in EVERYTHING." Worries End whr FAITH Begins so hve faith in ur faith If u find ur world as a sky & ur friends as STARS & if u dont find me among them, Dont worry, I've just been fallen 2 make ur wish come true. ;"; ;/ ("v")"; /";"/ /;./ "v" './ %./ LOVE is not only made for lovers; its also for friends who luv each other better than love. They say, as long as atleast 1 person cares 4 U life isn't a waste. So,when things go terribly wrong & U feel like giving up,Plz remember..Maì höön na I know U r So-so-so -B-U-S-Y- But.. For.. 3 seconds Think of me 1... ..2... ..3... So sweet... Now continue ur work... GM GOOD DAY:- "A great book should leave U with many experiences,and slightly exhausted at d end.U live several lives while reading it" My day won't certainly be over for I stil hav something left 2 do. I just couldn't sleep without saying I love you. Gud night! Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight: A Night Full of Love, A Peaceful Sleep, A Beautiful Dream, and A prayer that will come true! Gud Night...! Wash ur face & wash ur feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep.Ur eyes r weak N mouth can't speak so hope this nite shall b nice & SWEET.G@@D-NIGHT Sometimes I forget to ask are u ok? Sometimes I even miss to say Hi! But it doesn't mean that you're forgotten. No... I'm just lazy.. Yeh kis tarah yad aa rahe ho, Ankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise samne khadeho or SEENG HILA rahe ho. WARNING: Cell phone causes radiation & it results in Brain damage ! but u r Safe. it only effects people with Brains !! How lucky you are ? Today Tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that will always beat for you. Do you know whose? .... Arre.... Your own!!! If u feel a litle lazy a lot bored, a litle sick, all lost a litle sad, i think i kno wats rong U r sufferin 4m Lack of "vitamin" ME 4 every GARDEN..u r d ROSE, 4 every SWEET FACE..u r d SMILE, 4 every KISS..U r d LIPS, 4 every BEAUTIFULL GIRL... U r her BROTHER. i'v tryd 2 thnk of d swtEst wrds i cud sAy 2 u smthng difrEnt smthng tru bt i guEss dEr cud nVr b a wrd swEter dAn sying "thank God i f0und u" Thought for the LIFE.... "No VIKASH, No life....." "Know VIKASH Know life......!! '' ok Thre's smthing sweetr dan msg & calls,do u know wat it's ?Miss call...It show how sum1 is terribly missing u dat he is wordless 2say & write. Thought-Have the determination of a mirror which never loses its ability to reflect even if it is broken into a thousand pieces.. If u r a "CHOCOLATE" u r d "SWEETEST". If u r a "TEEDY BEER" u r d "CUTEST". If u r a "STAR" u r d "BRIGHTEST". And if u r my Frilnd oh my god u r d "LUCKIEST". Life is short. So break the Rules. Forgive quickly. Believe slowly. Love truly. Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. They all had trouble in defining friendship...i cant understand how they cud not get the right word...Then i took ur name n the discussion was over... A person like u is not like the "Sun" bcoz it sets. Not like the "Moon" bcoz it fades.A person like u is a "Sky" bcoz it always Stays 5 Important lessons to learn from a humble pencil. 1st, it tells u that everything u do will always leave a mark. 2nd, u can always correct the mistakes u make. 3rd, what is important is what is inside u and not outside of u. 4th, in life u will undergo painful sharpenings whikh will make u better in what u do. Lastly, to be the best u can be, u must allow yrself to be held and guide d by the Hand that holds u. Have a blessed life..... Let d most beautiful dream come 2 u 2nite,Let d sweetest person come in ur dream 2nite,but dont make it a habit cos i wont b able 2 come in ur dream every n ite!
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Mujhe acha laga
| Door reh kar bhi tujh se mohabbat karna mujhe acha laga |
