Working at the Zoo

A guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. The zoo tells the guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorilla's skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest, roaring and swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "You better be quiet or we'll both lose our jobs!"

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Mountain Story

"A son and his father were walking on the mountains. Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Curious, he yells: "Who are you?" He receives the answer: "Who are you?" And then he screams to the mountain: "I admire you!" The voice answers: "I admire you!" Angered at the response, he screams: "Coward!" He receives the answer: "Coward!" He looks to his father and asks: "What's going on?" The father smiles and says: "My son, pay attention." Again the man screams: "You are a champion!" The voice answers: "You are a champion!" The boy is surprised, but does not understand. Then the father explains: "People call this ECHO, but really this is LIFE. It gives you back everything you say or do. Our life is simply a reflection of our actions. If you want more love in the world, create more love in your heart. If you want more competence in your team, improve your competence. This relationship applies to everything, in all aspects of life; Life will give you back everything you have given to it."

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Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye. Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye. Hum hosh me aane hi wale the. Ki aap Phir se muskura diye.... PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai.. MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai.. Mil kar khush hue to kya hue.. Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai.. Deepak me agar noor na hota, Tanha dil majboor na hota, Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota. DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO, HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO, AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO....... !! JAGTE RAHO!! Kasoor na unka tha na hamara, Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe, Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe. Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari, Nazar NE dil ki nazar utari, Nazar NE dekha nazar ko aise, Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari. Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste, Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset, Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste. Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye. Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata, Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye. Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! I. Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree, Agar AA jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari. Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye, Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye, Hum door jyaada nahi aapse, Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye. Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali, Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai, Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko, AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai, Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho, Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho, Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa, Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…

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Check Out Your Characters

Birth Test Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your "number" in the "Subject" and Pass it on! Have fun! Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn a nd the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example : March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 = 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 = 2 + 0 = 2 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example. #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #4 THE CONSERVATIVE #5 THE NONCONFORMIST #6 THE ROMANTIC #7 THE INTELLECTUAL #8 THE BIG SHOT #9 THE PERFORMER =========================================================== #1 - THE ORIGINATOR 1 's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded. Famous 1's: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch, Samuel L. Jackson #2 - THE PEACEMAKER 2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of others' needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off. Famous 2's: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Orlando Bloom, David Beckham #3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY 3's are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view. Famous 3's: Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster, LL Cool J #4 - THE CONSERVATIVE 4's are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves. Famous 4's: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey #5 - THE NONCONFORMIST 5's are the expl orers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions. Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller, Mark Hamil, Colin Farrell, Scott Speedman #6 - THE ROMANTIC 6's are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong&nbs p;family connection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6's should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot. Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn, Salma Hayek #7 - THE INTELLECTUAL 7's are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned themselves. They 're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large. Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Joan Baez, Princess Diana, Johnny Depp, Shah Rukh Khan #8 - THE BIG SHOT 8's are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people obje ctively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want. Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus, Jack Davenport, Michelle Rodriguez #9 - THE PERFORMER 9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. The y are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation. Famous 9's: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley, Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean!)

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Did you get anything?

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton. Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest. Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it. Bill: more...more. ..more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet. Bill: So now, try to search something. Sardarji: I got a wire. Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones. Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill to a forest. Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does. Sardarji : more...more..... Bill goes up to almost 400 feet.. Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries. Sardarji : Did you get anything? Bill : No, there is nothing here. Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

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Sardar Jokes

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.. MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!! "Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...." Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship. Italian : How far is land, from here ? Sardarji : Two miles . Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again. Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ? Sardarji : Downwards... !! Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you" Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you." Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year." Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches. A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting" , said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are there in a year The Sardar thought f or a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?" The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word American says " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-male se hoti hai...!!!" Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be painted in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr Chopra Psycho The Rapist" Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisi???machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu. Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto. Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains Man : Who cares Just pack and get lost ! Doctor to Sardaar : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai Sardaar : Zaroor hoga. 25 saal se mere khoon peerahihai

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Santa And Banta

SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO.... DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR.. SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE... GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO... 1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA. BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI. 1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA. FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA.. GUESS WOH KYA BOLA..... IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A SARDAR & A DONKEY BOTH MOVES TOWARDS THE ROAD TRANSPORT AS THEY GROWN UP 1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots! 2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA 2ND SARDAR: wo kaise? 1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya. Sardarjee to Sunita: " I want to marry you"Sunita: But I am one year elder to you. Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year. Sardar declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life&. . . .. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . . SARDAR talking on cell. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ? 2ND- Gold ring de de 1ST- koi badi cheez bata 2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. . A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour A SARDAR gave an Ad in matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE" He got 1000 replies all saying-- 'Meri Le JA. .. A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl shouts and says what r u doing. Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college. sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai, friend: acha wo kaise? Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai.. mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga, sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.. sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. On Jeeto's bday Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager. Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha. He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon? yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai.. Sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet. He finds d egg empty . . . Gets frustrated & say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai! teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara how can u identify a sardar in a classroom? try try think.... very simple just see who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..?? So.. santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.. Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!.. Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI. Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai Banta: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

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I Love You

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One Liners For You

• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election. • A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession.. .even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!" • A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid? • "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' " Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. "What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?" "I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied. • Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay. • Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. • Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? • A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever! Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors? • A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper

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Precious Gift

A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream. The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food. The hungry traveler saw the precious stone and asked the woman to give it to him. She did so without hesitation. The traveler left rejoicing in his good fortune. He knew the stone was worth enough to give him security for a lifetime. But, a few days later, he came back to return the stone to the wise woman. "I've been thinking," he said. "I know how valuable this stone is, but I give it back in the hope that you can give me something even more precious. Give me what you have within you that enabled you to give me this stone." Sometimes it's not the wealth you have but what's inside you that others need.

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Perfect Partners in Astrology

ARIES Perfect Partners: Leo, Sagittarius Nearly Perfect Partners: Gemini, Aquarius Like Minded Souls: Aries Opposites You're Attracted To: Virgo, Scorpio Learn From Your Differences: Pisces, Taurus Not Your Destiny: Cancer, Capricorn Astrological Hell: Libra TAURUS Perfect Partners: Virgo, Capricorn Nearly Perfect Partners: Cancer, Pisces Like Minded Souls: Taurus Opposites You're Attracted To: Libra, Sagittarius Learn From Your Differences: Aries, Gemini Not Your Destiny: Leo, Aquarius Astrological Hell: Scorpio GEMINI Perfect Partners: Libra, Aquarius Nearly Perfect Partners: Aries, Leo Like Minded Souls: Gemini Opposites You're Attracted To: Scorpio, Capricorn Learn From Your Differences: Taurus, Cancer Not Your Destiny: Virgo, Pisces Astrological Hell: Sagittarius CANCER Perfect Partners: Scorpio, Pisces Nearly Perfect Partners: Taurus, Virgo Like Minded Souls: Cancer Opposites You're Attracted To: Sagittarius, Aquarius Learn From Your Differences: Gemini, Leo Not Your Destiny: Aries, Libra Astrological Hell: Capricorn LEO Perfect Partners: Aries, Sagittarius Nearly Perfect Partners: Gemini, Libra Like Minded Souls: Leo Opposites You're Attracted To: Capricorn, Pisces Learn From Your Differences: Cancer, Virgo Not Your Destiny: Scorpio, Taurus Astrological Hell: Aquarius VIRGO Perfect Partners: Taurus, Capricorn Nearly Perfect Partners: Cancer, Scorpio Like Minded Souls: Virgo Opposites You're Attracted To: Aries, Aquarius Learn From Your Differences: Leo, Libra Not Your Destiny: Gemini, Sagittarius Astrological Hell: Pisces LIBRA Perfect Partners: Gemini, Aquarius Nearly Perfect Partners: Leo, Sagittarius Like Minded Souls: Libra Opposites You're Attracted To: Taurus, Pisces Learn From Your Differences: Virgo, Scorpio Not Your Destiny: Cancer, Capricorn Astrological Hell: Aries SCORPIO Perfect Partners: Cancer, Pisces Nearly Perfect Partners: Virgo, Capricorn Like Minded Souls: Scorpio Opposites You're Attracted To: Aries, Gemini Learn From Your Differences: Libra, Sagittarius Not Your Destiny: Leo, Aquarius Astrological Hell: Taurus SAGITTARIUS Perfect Partners: Aries, Leo Nearly Perfect Partners: Libra, Aquarius Like Minded Souls: Sagittarius Opposites You're Attracted To: Taurus, Cancer Learn From Your Differences: Scorpio, Capricorn Not Your Destiny: Virgo, Pisces Astrological Hell: Gemini CAPRICORN Perfect Partners: Taurus, Virgo Nearly Perfect Partners: Scorpio, Pisces Like Minded Souls: Capricorn Opposites You're Attracted To: Gemini, Leo Learn From Your Differences: Sagittarius, Aquarius Not Your Destiny: Aries, Libra Astrological Hell: Cancer AQUARIUS Perfect Partners: Gemini, Libra Nearly Perfect Partners: Aries, Sagittarius Like Minded Souls: Aquarius Opposites You're Attracted To: Cancer, Virgo Learn From Your Differences: Capricorn, Pisces Not Your Destiny: Taurus, Scorpio Astrological Hell: Leo PISCES Perfect Partners: Cancer, Scorpio Nearly Perfect Partners: Taurus, Capricorn Like Minded Souls: Pisces Opposites You're Attracted To: Leo, Libra Learn From Your Differences: Aries, Aquarius Not Your Destiny: Gemini, Sagittarius Astrological Hell: Virgo

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juz teray koi bhi din raat na janay meray

juz teray koi bhi din raat na janay meray tu kahaN hai magr Ah dost puranay meray tu bhi khushboo hai magr mera tujusus bekar burg-e-awara ki maninth dikhAnay meray shumA ki lau thi kay wo tu tha magr hijr ki raat dair tuk rotA raha koi sirhanay meray khalq ki beKhabaree hai keH meree ruswa'ee looq mujh ko hi sunatay hein fusanay meray lut keh bhi khush hooN keh ashkooN se bhara hai daaman dekh gharat gare dil yeh bhi khazane mere Aaj ik aur burS beeth gya oos kay beghair jis kay hotay hooay hotay thay zamanay meray kaash tu bhi meri awaaz sunta ho phir pukara hai tujhe dil ki saada ne mere kaash tu bhi kabhi aajaye masiha'ee ko loog aate hein bohat dil ko dukhane mere kaashi aurooN ki turhaaN mein bhi keH sukta baat soon li hai meri, aaj khuda ne mere to hai kis haal mein aih zood-faramosh mere mujh ko tu cheen lya aihed-e wafa ne mere chara-gr yooN tu bohut heiN magr aeh jaan-e-faraz juz teray aur koi zaghum na janay meray juz teray = except you chara-gr = suitors ~by Ahmed Faraz~

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Teri Yaadon ke Bina koi Lamha Guzaara Nahin

Teri Yaadon ke Bina koi Lamha Guzaara Nahin Ek pal Nahin jab Tumhe Humne Pukaara Nahin Meri Naakaamiyon Ka Itna Bhi Ghum Na Kijiye Agar aap Jeete Hain to Main Haara Nahin Ye Naqsh-e-Dard Kaise Utar Jaaye Chehre Se Maine Abhi Aapka Ghum Dil se Utaara Nahin Tere bin Youn Kat Rahi Dariya-e-Zindagi Mein Kashti Bhi Hai Maajhi bhi hai,Kinaara Nahin Kar Rakhaa Hai Jisne Saare Ghar Mein Ujaala Aansu Hai Mera ye Koi Toota Hua Taara Nahin Kisko Gale Lagaa Ke Rooyen Na-Muraad Hum Is Bhari Duniya Mein Apna Koi Sahaara Nahin Mareez-e-Ishq Hai Tamannai Khudkushi Ka ab Gehre Hain Dil ke Zakhm,Aur Koi Chaara Nahin Wo aa Ke Poonchh Den Aansu Hamari Aankhon se Itna bhi Hamare Haq Mein Naseeb Hamara Nahin

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Sad Sms - Shayari

Kya pata Maut Ka Paigham kab aa jaye, zindgi ki kab aakhiri sham aa jaye, main to talash karta hoon aise mauke ki, jab meri jindgi ka ek ek pal aapke kaam aa jaye AAKHON MEIN ANSO AA JATEY HAIN, PHIR BHI LABON PER HANSI RAKHNI PADTI HAI, YE MOHABBAT BHI KYA CHEEZ HAI YARON, JISSEY KARTEY HAI PAYAAR USSI SEY CHEPANI PADTI HAI Aakheon mein ansu hi dene the to pyar kyun kin, Dard hi dena tha to ijhar kyun kiya tha ek bar aise hi kaha hota humse, Hum khud hi zindagi se chale jate. Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal, Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum, Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin ZINDAGI TO BEWAFA HAI EK DIN THUKRAYEGI MAUT HI EK SACCHI MEHBOOBA HAI EK DIN ZAROOR AAYEGI Kabhi fursat milley toh chali aana Tujhe apne dil ke zakham dikhlayege Kya beeti hai tum bin is dil per Yeh mere aansu tujhe batayege Betayee hue kal main aaj ko dhundta hoon Sapno mein sirf aapko dekhta hoon Kyon ho gaye aap mujhse dur yeh sochta hoon Tanha, yaaron se chipkar roota hoon Kisi ko mohabbat ki sacchaai maar daalegi kisi ko mohabbat ki gehraai maar daalegi Kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bachega... aur jo bachega...usey tanhaai maar daalegi. Jaane lage jab wo chhod kar daaman mera, toote dil ne himaakat kar di.. socha tha ki chhupa lenge gham apna, par kambakht aankhon ne bagaawat kar di.... Zikr-e-ulfat jab chala,ek haadsa yaad aa gaya.. zakhm dil ke hus diye,wo bewafa yaad aa gaya... Is tarah na guzri,gham ke maaron ki raat dard kuch itna badha,bus Khuda yaad aa gaya.... Jab bhi tanhaai ne unko sataaya hoga, tab tab unko hamara khayaal aaya hoga. Gham ye nahi,ki wo bhool gaye humko, gham ye hai ki,ro ro kar bhulaaya hoga.... Do kadam to sab saath chalte hain, par zindagi bhar ka saath koi nahi nibhaata.. Agar ro kar bhulaai jaati yaadein, to hus kar koi gham nahi chhupaata.... Insaano ke kandhon par insaan ja rahe the, kafano mein lipte kuch armaan ja rahe the. Jinhe mili bewafaai mohabbat mein, wafa ki talaash mein wo shamshaan ja rahe the... Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai, wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai.. Ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho, zaalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai... Sochte hain saagar ki lehron ko dekhkar, kyun ye kinaaron se takraakar,laut jaati hain..? Karti hain wo kinaare se bewafaai, ya phir saagar se wafaa nibhaati hain.... Ae dil,tu mohabbat karta kyun hai..? jo karta hai to phir tadapta kyun hai..? Main dhadkan hun uske dil ki,kehta tha mujhse, phir aaj uska dil mere bina dhadakta kyun hai...?? Kyun banaate ho ye ret ke mehel jinhe khud hi mitaaoge ek din tum... Aaj kehte ho mujhse pyaar hai tumhe, kal mera naam tak bhool jaoge tum Bhool jaane ka hausla na hua, door rehkar bhi tu judaa na hua. Tujhse milkar kisise kya milte, koi tere jaisa doosra na hua.... Utha lo hamare muh se kafan, hamein aadat nahi hai muh chhupaane ki.. Aag mat lagaana,hamari chita ko doston, hamein abhi ummeed hai kisi ke aane ki.... Jaante hain ki bewafa hai wo, phir bhi dil ke haatho roz fareb khaate hain. Roz kehte hain ki bhool jaenge unhe, roz isi baat ko bhool jaate hain.... Yaadon mein hamari wo bhi khoye honge, khuli aankhon se kabhi wo bhi soye honge.. Maana hasna hai ada gham chhupaane ki, par hastey hastey kabhi wo bhi roye honge.... Koi khush hai mujhe yahan aate dekhkar, to koi mujhe jaate hue dekhkar... Tu kandha mat dena mere janaaze ko, kahin main phir se zinda na ho jaun, tera sahaara dekhkar. Yaar ki judai tujhe jeene nahee degi, Khuda ki khudai tujhe marne nahee degi, Peena hai to piya karo sirf apne asko ko, Ye dunia tujhe sharab kabhi peene nahee degi!! Majboori hamari wo jaan na sakey, guzaarishein hamari wo maan na sakey.. Kehte hain ki hamein marne ke baad bhi yaad rakhenge, jeete ji hamein jo kabhi pehchaan na sakey.... Dono ne kiya tha pyaar, hamein yaad raha wo bhool gaye.. Humne unke liye duniya ko chhoda, aur wo hamein hi chhod gaye.. Sochte hain saagar ki lehron ko dekhkar, kyun ye kinaaron se takraakar,laut jaati hain..? Karti hain wo kinaare se bewafaai, ya phir saagar se wafaa nibhaati hain.... Betab Tamnnaon Ke Kasak Rahene Do, Manzil Ko Pane Ki Lalak Rahene Do, Aap Bhale Raho Nazron Se Door, Par Meri Band Aankhon Me Appki Ek Jhalak Rahne Do Mohabbat mein laakhon zakhm khaye humne, afsos unhe hum par aitbaar nahi... Mat poocho kya guzarti hai dil par, jab wo kehte hain unhe humse pyaar nahi Bhula kar hamein wo kya khush reh paenge? saath mein nahi to hamare jaane ke baad muskuraenge... dua hai Khuda se ki unhe kabhi dard na de, hum to seh gae,par wo toh toot jaenge... Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega. Shayari hoti hai ada khud ko bayan karne ki Varna unho ne to humein is layak choda hi na tha Ki Kar sakoon mein bayan apne halat dil ki Unki aankhon mein dhond tha hoon khud ko Dekhte hi par honsh nahin rehta mujhko Yeh kaise kasmakash hai ki bhul baith ta hoon khud ko Soche mera dil kya yeh pata hai unko????? Chahte hain hum unko!!!!!! Yeh meri fariyad hai ki mujhe yaad rakho, Mere saath betaye woh pal yaad rakho, Jinhe aap pyar karte hain unke bich mera pyar yaad rakho, Bhale mujhe sabke baad yaad rakho U want & u get.... that's luck, U want & u wait... that's time. U want but u compromise.... that's life, And U want & u wait & u don't compromise. that's LOVE. Unka vaada hai ki wo laut aenge, isi ummeed par hum jiye jaenge... Ye intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai, kar rahe the,kar rahe hain aur kiye jaenge... Zindagi hi kuch aisi mili chain se jeene ki surat na hui... Jisey chaha,usey apna na sakey jo mila ussey mohabbat na hui.

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Tapori Language used by Bhai log in Mumbai

There's a minor problem Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya There's a big problem Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya There's a huge problem Arre yaar, "Raara" ho gaya You'll be surprised. Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu I am going out of this place Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai. Don't make a fool of others Dekh , Tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!! Chal e Shaaane, "Hawa" aan de I am not a stupid out here Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya There's some misunderstanding Arre kuch "Galat Feymili" ho gayi Do you drink daily? Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai? Shall I just Kick ur a**? aEy Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ? Just take him into a secret place Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja What a beautiful lady !! Kya "Jhakaas Item" hai yaar!! What a sensuous Lady Kya "Raapchik Maal " hai yaar!! Don't just bluff..OK? E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de.. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!! Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Biruu"!! Don't take much tension.. Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya?? Your clothes are very awkward!! Kya "JAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tuney? I don't care about it much..!! Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata" Please don't overbore me.. Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu All this must be done without anyone's notice Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye.kya? Stupid but useable isn't it ? "SAHI HAI NA BAAP??!!!...KYA BOLTA??"

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Cool insults for immediate use

01. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! 02. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? 03. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 04. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? 05. At least there's one thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly as your face! 06. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing 07. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! 08. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you. 09. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? 10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents! 11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! 12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance? 13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! 14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? 15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain! 16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them. 17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. 18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed! 19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in. 20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory. 21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. 22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle! 23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That? 24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain! 25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. 26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. 27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night! 28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? 29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty. 30. How would you like to feel the way you look? 31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you? 32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the next 10 years? 33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly. 34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me. 35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. 36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? 37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me! 38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all. 39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse? 40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame! 41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be! 42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission! 43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

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Funny SMS

Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT Life is Short, Live it! Love is Small, Flirt it! Troubles are Momentary, Face it! Memories are Sweet, Cherish it! I'm too Good, Accept it! ***SEASON DHAMAKA*** Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins. Aaj Raat Theek 12 Baje ke baad 1 bejega!! Tu chand mange main chand de du... Tu raat mange main raat de du... Tu dil mange main dil de du... Tu dil mange... Bas yaar..... Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!! Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO" Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai. Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge... Raat mein diye jalte rahenge... Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha... Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!! I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS! Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind) I always think about U. I can't live without U. I really need U. I'm totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I'm very desperate for U. I'm crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !! SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep E-Eat X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u Knock knock... Any1 there? Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u... ()"""() ,@ ( '(' ) ,@@@ =(,,)=("')@@@ (""),,,("") "@@ Roses specialy 4u... Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<< Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying.. A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind. aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg! Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end. i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê... Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main... tumhe.. kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar.. sabke samne... ek... k ki kis kiss kissa sunau Ramayan wala. Without LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday". So fall in Love... Happy Valentine's Week. One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do U exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave Tears." Love? Its when U steal tears & still care for Her. Its when She ignores U & U still Love Her. Its when She begins to Love another & U still Smile. Roses 4 u-Rs.10 Cards 4 u-Rs.25 Movie 4 u-Rs.99 Lunch 4 u-Rs.250 but a friend like u - PRICELESS! Abey ped pe mat chadh. Priceless yane "BHANGAAR".

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Sardar da Darbar

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/ and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab . Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

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I came to you with my heart in my hands.

I came to you with my heart in my hands. But you turned me away. I am trying so hard to understand why you turned me away Was I too tender and caring? Were you too harsh and bold? Was my love so real that it scared you into running away in the cold? You said our love cannot be real. So you turned me away. You said you did not know how to feel. So you turned me away. Can you see my heart breaking as you speak these words to me? Can you see my tears falling as you turn away from me? I offered you my life. Yet you turned me away. I would leave everything for you Yet you can turn me away What else can I offer you but my heart and my soul? They are all I own freely. They are yours entirely. Please do not turn me away.

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The Journey of Life

As we search throughout life's journey. For the never ending road. Our life is slipping by us as each moment we go. Looking for the answers to why we are here. While all the time the answer is lying so near. We are here for each other to make the journey dear. To cling to our togetherness. As our time draws near. For as the road ends. As surely it will. All remains are our memories. That our journey did fill. The reflection of faces. Instilled upon our mind. The journey was well worth our moment in time.

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The Human Body

-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. -At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell. -There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet . -Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil. -The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body. -Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born -When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate. -Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

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Strength And Courage

It takes strength to be firm. It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard. It takes strength to conquer It takes courage to surrender. It takes strength to be certain. It takes courage to have doubt. It takes strength to fit in. It takes courage to stand out. It takes strength to feel a friend's pain. It takes courage to feel your own pain. It takes strength to hide feelings. It takes courage to show them. It takes strength to endure abuse. It takes courage to stop it. It takes strength to stand alone. It takes courage to lean on another. It takes strength to love. It takes courage to be loved. It takes strength to survive. It takes courage to live.

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ONLY TIME CAN TELL HOW GREAT LOVE IS.

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you." Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!" Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her! Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that Love even forgot to ask the elder her name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Love, realizing how much Love owed the elder, asked Knowledge, another elder, " Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with great Wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."

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Hindi Baby Names For Baby GIRL CHILD With Meanings

Aadarshini (idealistic), Aamani (spring season), Aanchal/Anchal (shelter), Aashiyana (beautiful home), Abhilasha (wish/ desire), Aishwarya (prosperous), Akanksha (wish), Akhila (complete), Akshara (letter), Alaknanda (a river), Alisha (protected), Aloki (brightness), Alpana (beautiful), Amishi (pure), Amithi (unique), Amiya (delightful), Amolika (priceless), Amrita (full of nectar), Anamitra (the sun), Anandani (joyful), Ananti (gift), Ananya (nanosecond), Angarika (flower), Angha (beauty), Anisha (unobstructed), Anita (full of grace), Anjali (tribute), Anjika (blessed), Anjuli (blessings/ inconquerable), Anmol (priceless), Anokhi (different), Anshula (sunny), Anupama (beautiful), Aparajita (undefeated), Aradhana (prayer), Archana (worship), Arpana (offering), Arpita (a dedication), Arshia (divine), Arundhati (star), Asha (expectation), Ashna (a friend), Ashwina (child of the star), Asmita (pride), Avinashi (indestructable), Ayanna (innocent), Ayati (royal), Ayushi (long life) Bakul (flower name), Bala (damsel), Banhi (fire), Banni (maiden), Barkha/ Barsha (rain), Basanti (spring), Bhadra (good), Bhagwanti/ Bhagyashri/ Bhagyawati (lucky), Bhanu (sun/ fame), Bhanumati (famous), Bhanuni (charming woman), Bhanupriya (the sun's beloved), Bhavi/ Bhavini (emotional), Bhavna (good feelings/ emotions), Bhumika (earth), Bhuvi (heaven), Bijal/ Bijli (lightening), Bimala (pure), Bindu (point), Binita (modest), Bishakha (star), Chaaya/Chhaya (shadow), Chahna (love), Chaitali (a season/ born in the Chaitra month), Chakori (alert), Chameli (a flower), Chanchal (active), Chandani (moonlight), Chandi (great goddess), Chandra (moon), Charita (good), Charu (beautiful), Charusheela (beautiful jewel), Chhavi (reflection), Chintanika (meditation), Chitra (drawing), Chunni (a star) Dalaja (honey), Damini (lightning), Damyanti (beautiful), Darpana (mirror), Darshana (observation), Daya (compassion), Dayamayi/ Dayanita (merciful), Deepa (light), Deepti (full of light), Devangi/ Devina/ Devyani (like a goddess), Devanshi (divine), Dhanya (thankful/ lucky), Dhara (earth/ flow), Dharini/ Dharti (earth), Dhriti (patience), Dhwani (melody/ music), Dhyana (meditation), Dishita (focus), Divya (divine power), Drishti/ Drishya (sight), Dyumna (glorious) Edha (sacred), Eesha (goddess Parvati/ purity), Eila (the earth), Ekaja (only child), Ekani (one), Ekanta (devoted girl), Ekantika (singly focussed), Falguni (beautiful), Fulki (spark), Fulmala (garland) Gandhali (sweet scent), Gangika (river), Ganika (flower), Geet/ Geeti (melody), Gina (silvery), Gita (holy book), Gitali (melodious), Gitanjali (melodious tribute), Grishma (warmth), Gul (flower), Gulab (rose), Gulika (pearl) Hamsini (one who rides a swan/ Saraswathi), Harini (a deer), Harita (green), Harshal (glad), Harshini (joyful), Hasita (full of laughter), Hemadri (golden hills), Hemakshi (golden eyes), Hemlata (golden flower), Hiral (wealthy), Hitaishi (well wisher), Hradini (lightening) Iditri (complimentary), Iha (wish), Ihita (desire), Iksha (sight), Indali (powerful), Indira (bestower of wealth), Indulekha (moon), Inika (small earth), Inu (attractive), Ipsita (desire), Ishita (superior), Ishya (spring) Janya (life), Jasmin (a flower), Jasum (hibiscus), Jaya (salutation/ victory/ goddess Parvati), Jayashree (victorious woman), Jhalak (glimpse/ spark/ sudden motion), Jigisha (superior), Joshika (young maiden), Jui (flower), Jyoti (light) Kakoli, Kala (art), Kalini (flower), Kalpana (imagination), Kalyani (fortunate), Kamal/ Kamalini (lotus), Kamini (beautiful woman), Kamya (capable), Kanjri (bird), Kanti (light), Karishma (miracle), Kashvi (shining), Kashyapi (earth), Kavya (poem), Keertana (song), Keya (flower), Keyuri (armlet), Khushboo (fragarance), Khyati (fame), Kimaya (divine), Kinaari (shore), Kinjal (river bank), Kinnari (musical instrument), Kishori (young damsel), Komali (tender), Kshama (forgiveness/ mercy), Kshamya (earth), Kshirin (flower), Kundanika (flower), Kusumita (flowers in bloom), Laboni (graceful), Labuki (musical instrument), Lajita (modest), Laksha (aim), Lakshanya (one who achieves), Lakshita (distinguished), Lali (blushing), Lalima (beauty), Lalita (beautiful woman), Laranya (graceful), Lata (creeper), Lavanya (beautiful girl), Leela (divine drama), Leena (a devoted one/ tender), Lekha (writing), Lolita (ruby), Madhavi/ Madhu (honey), Madhuvanthi (one who is sweet like honey), Mahika (earth), Mahima (glorious), Mahiya (joy), Maina (a bird), Malika (flower), Malini (fragrant), Malka (queen), Manali (bird), Mandira (melody), Manini (self respected), Manisha (desire/ wish), Manjari (bud of a mango tree), Manju (pleasant), Manjula (lovely/ soft/ charming), Manjusha (lady with a sweet voice), Marsha (respectable), Mausami (seasonal), Maya (illusion), Mayuri (peahen), Medha (goddess Saraswati/ wisdom/ intellect), Medini (earth), Meenal (precious gem), Menaha (celestial damsel), Mili (a meeting/ to find), Mishti (sweet person), Mitali (friendly), Monisha (intellectual), Moubani (a flower), Mridula (an ideal woman), Mrinmayee (deer's eye), Mythri (friendship) Nagina (jewel), Naija (daughter of wisdom), Naisha (special), Naishadha (poetry), Nalini (lotus/ sweet nectar), Namita (humble), Nandita (cheerful), Navya (young), Neepa (a flower), Neeraja (lotus), Neha (loving), Neharika (dew drops), Nidhi (wealth), Nilakshi (blue-eyed), Nilambari (clothed in blue), Nilima (blue), Nina (beautiful eyes), Ninarika (misty), Nirali (different), Nirmala (clean), Nirupama (matchless), Nisha (night), Nishita (alert), Nishka (honest), Nitya (eternal), Nivriti (bliss), Niyati (destiny), Nupoor (anklet), Oditi (dawn), Oma (life giver) Padma/ Padnuni (lotus), Pallavi (bud), Panchali (princess), Pari (fairy), Pariyat (flower), Parmita (wisdom), Parvati, Poonam (full moon), Prabha (light), Pracheeta/ Prasheetha (origin/ starting point), Prachi (east), Pradnya (wisdom), Prakriti (nature/ beautiful), Pramiti (wisdom), Pranali (organisation), Pranjal (honest), Prasheila (ancient time), Pratima (idol), Pratiti (faith), Praveena (skilled), Prianka (favourite), Prisha (beloved/ loving/ God's gift), Prithika (flower), Priti (love), Rabhya (worshipped), Rachna (creation), Ragini (melody), Rajeshri (queen), Rajika (lamp), Rajni (night), Raksha (protection), Ramya (delightful), Ranhita (quick), Rani (queen), Ranya (pleasant), Rashmi (sun rays), Raveena (sunny), Raya (flow/ sated with drink), Rebha (sings praises), Reena (gem), Reshma (silky), Revati (prosperity), Rewa (swift), Rhea/ Ria (singer), Riddhi (fortunate), Rishima (moonbeam), Rita (way of life), Rohini (moon), Romila (heartfelt), Roopa (blessed with beauty), Roshni/ Ruchi (light), Ruchika (shining/ beautiful/ desirable), Ruchita (splenderous), Ruhi (soul), Ruhin (spiritual), Rupa (silver), Rupashi (beautiful) Sahira (mountain), Sajani (beloved/ loving/ well loved), Saloni (beautiful), Samali (bouquet), Samiya (incomparable), Sanchali (movement), Sanika (flute), Sanjita (triumphant), Sanjula (beautiful), Sansita (praise), Sara (precious), Sarayu (wind), Sarojini (in the lotus), Sasmita (always laughing), Satvari (night), Satvi (existence), Satya (truth), Saura (celestial), Savita (sun), Savitri (mother), Shaila (living in mountain), Shaili (tradition), Shaivi (prosperity), Shalalu (perfume), Shalika (flute), Shalini (modest), Shanti (peace), Shari (arrow), Sharini (earth), Sharmila (shy), Sharvari (twilight), Shasha (moon), Sheela (character), Sheetal (cool), Shefali (fragrant), Shila (rock), Shirina (night), Shiuli (flower), Shresth/ Shresthi (best of all), Shreya (beautiful), Shrika (fortune), Shrila (beautiful), Shrimayi (fortunate), Shriya (prosperity), Shushma (fragrant), Siddhangana (divine/ pure), Siddhani (blessed), Simbala (pond), Sinjini (sound of anklet), Somila (tranquil), Sonal/ Sonali (golden), Suchhaya (shining), Suchita (auspicious), Sudarshini (beautiful lady), Suhaila (moonshine), Sumavali (garland), Sumedha (intelligent), Sumita/ Sumitra (friendly), Sunaina/ Sunayna (beautiful eyes), Sunanda (sweet charactered), Sunita (well-behaved), Supriya (well-loved), Surabhi (beauty), Suravi (sun), Sushila (good charactered woman), Sutara (holy star), Suvali (full of grace), Svara (goddess of sound), Svitra (white), Swati (star) Taj (crown/ jewel), Talika (a bird), Tamanna (wish), Tanirika (a flower), Tanisha (ambition), Tanmaya (reincarnated), Tanushri/ Tanvi (beautiful), Tanya (of the family), Tara/ Tarai (star), Tarani (boat), Taruna/ Taruni (young girl), Tavishi (courage), Tisya (auspicious), Tiya (a bird), Trayi (intellect), Trisha (wish/ desire), Trishala (trident), Tuhina (dew drop), Turanya (swift), Tvisha (bright) Udipti (on fire), Udyati (elevated), Ujvala (bright/ lighted), Unma (joy), Unnati (progress), Upadhriti (a ray), Upasna (worship), Upma (the best), Urishita (firm), Urmika (small wave), Urmila (enchantress), Urvi (earth), Usha (dawn), Ushma (warmth), Usra (first light), Utalika (wave), Utpala (filled with lotuses/ a river), Vainavi (gold), Valini (stars), Vanalika (sunflower), Vanhi (fire), Vanini (soft spoken), Vanita (graceful lady), Vanshi/ Vanshika (flute), Varali (moon), Varsha (rain), Varya (form), Vasuda/Vasundhara/ Vasundhra (earth), Vedanti (knower of the vedas), Vedha (pious), Venya (lovable), Vibali (young), Vidushi (learned), Vina (musical instument), Vinamra (modest), Vinanti (request), Vinati (prayer), Vinaya (humble), Vipanchi (lute), Virika (bravery), Vishaka (stars), Vishva (world), Vrishti (rain), Vyomini (divine) Yachana (pleading), Yahvi (heaven/ earth), Yamini (nocturnal), Yamuna (holy river), Yamya (night), Yashica (success), Yashodhara (glory), Yasti (slim), Yochana (thought), Yuvati (young lady)

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Aaj chand pe noor hain, is baat ka usko guroor hai hum kambakht kis pe guroor kare humara toh chand hi humse door hai!!!!! ************************* Jis din se juda woh humse hue, us din se iss dil ne dhadkana chod diya chand ka moo utra utra sa hai sitaron ne bhi chamkana chod diya ************************* Ek lamhe mein unhone yeh zindagi savar di, ek lamhe mein unhone yeh zindagi ujad di kasoor unka nahi humara tha joh in do lamho mein humne zindagi guzar di!!!!! ************************* Zinadgi sabko mile zaruri nahi, mohabbat sab ko mile zaruri nahi kuch log bahaut yaad aate hai zindagi mein par woh bhi hume yaad kare zaruri nahi ************************* Tum na milo yeh hakikat hai, zindagi insan ki zarurat hai kisi din aao humari mehfil mein , jaan jaoge ki zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai ************************* Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachai maar dalegi, kisi ko mohabbat ki gaherai maar dalegi kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bachega jo bacha use tanhai maar dalegi!!!!! ************************* Duaon ki bheed mein ek dua humari, jisme maangi humne har khushi tumhari jab bhi muskurae aap dil se samjho dua kabool hui humari ************************* Bikhari hui zulfon ko girahgeer bana lo Rakhna hai mujhe qaid to zajeer bana lo Kagaz pay lakeerain to bohot kheech li tumne Ab sab ko mila kar meri tasveer bana lo Saamnay baithi raho dil ko qaraar aayega Jitna dekhengay tumhain, utna hi pyar aayega Hosh waalon ko khabar kya bekhudii kya cheez hai Ishq kijiye phir samajhiye, zindagi hai cheez kya ************************* Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye, Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye Aye jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin, Afsaana likhoon aur tera naam ma aaye ************************* Baat chali teri aankhon say Ja pahunchi paimanay tak Keech rahi hai teri ulfat Aaj mujhe maikhaanay tak Kab Se Tere Intezaar Main Dil Lagaye Tere Dedaar Baithe Hai Teri Ek Nazar Hum Par Paray Tamanna Lagaye Hum Bhi Bhete Hai ************************* Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon, Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye Esliye Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon ************************* Mohabbat Karne Wale Iss Duniya Mein Kam Na Honge Meri Jaaan Teri Mehfil Mein Bas Hum Na Honge ************************* Dil cheez hai aisi, hai dene ki day denge Koi qubul karnay wala to milay Hum jaan bhi day denge ************************* Ab Tum Batao Kyon Mujhse Door Ho Milna Manzoor Nahi Ya Meri Tarah Majboor Ho ************************* Zindagi khushi ka hai naam, isay ronay main zaya na kijiye Husiye khud bhi aur sung apnay, dusro ko bhi hasaya kijiye ************************* Tum jaam tootnay ka bahana na karo Hum teri aankhon say pee lenge Tum na aao, bus aanay ka wada karo Hum intezaar main jee lenge ************************* Dil ki halat dil say poocho illagi main dil gaya Dil kay badlay dil kay haatho Dard-e-dil main mil gaya ************************* Zinda hoon is liye kyon ki mujh ko tumse pyar hai Tum bhi mujhse pyar karti ho Sunnay ko dil beqaraar hai ************************* Pyar ka izhaar kar do Ab hum say nahi raha jaata Likh ker hi iqraar ker lo Agar hothon pay nahi aata ************************* Kab say hai hum ko yeh intezaar Kar do na tum bhi iqraar Bus keh do ki hai tum ko bhi Hai tum ko bhi utna hi pyar ************************* Pyar kehte hain, mohabbat kehte hain Kuch log isay bandagi kehte hain Magar jin pay hain hum martay Hum unhain zindagi kehte hain ************************* Tera diwana hoon, inkaar nahi Kaise keh doon kay tujhse pyar nahi Kuch shararat teri aankho ki bhi hai Main tanhaa to gunehgaar nahi ************************* Jahaaan dekho wahaan ishq kay bimaar baithe hain Laakho mar chukay, saikro taiyyar baihte hain ************************* Jo sachcha pyar karta hai woh kahan faryaad karta hai Labon ko hilnay nahi deta Dil o dil yaad karta hain ************************* Musqurate Hai To Bijliya Gira Dete Hein Baat Karte Hein To Deewana Bana Dete Hein Husan walo Ki Nazar Kam Nahi Kyamat Se Aag Pani Me Vo Nazaro Se Laga Dete Hein ************************* Khuda Janay Mohabbat Ka Kya Dastoor Hota Hai Hum jis say ishq kartey hain, wohi humse door hai ************************* Soya nahi kaye raaton se Is dil main tum hi samaye ho Her aahat per aisa lagta hai Kay shayad tum aaye ho ************************* Woh dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare Mein tujhe bhool kar zinda rahoon Khuda na kare Raheyga saath tera pyar zindagi ban kar Yeh aur baat hai zindagi meri wafa na kare Yeh theek hai nahee marta koi judaee mein Khuda kisi ko kisi se magar juda na kare Suna hai usko muhabbat duaein deti hai Jo dil pe chot tou khaye magar gila na kare Zamaana dekh chuka hai parrakh chuka hai ussay "Qateel" jaan se jaaye per iltijja na k

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