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Generous lawyer!!

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Drunk Driver

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the
highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
''I can't do that, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that
tube.''

''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''

''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''

''Fine then, just walk this white line.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm drunk.''

May I know the time please?!

May I know the time please?!

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,if you tell me the
time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and
address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by
and came into wish me.
Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will
appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then
have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my
daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You
will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After
meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for
marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and
ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person
like you who does not even own a watch.

GUYS & GIRLS

Guys drink to forget about the girl...
Girls drink to think back about the guy...

When guys are in love, they become poor.
When girls are in love, they become pretty...

Guys can forget, but cannot forgive...
Girls can forgive, but cannot forget..

Guys care the most about the quantity of love...
Girls care the most about the quality of love..

Guys break-up when they feel love from another girl...
Girls break-up when they feel the feeling of separation from her man...

Guys feel curiosity towards all girls...
Girls feel curiosity towards guys who are interested in her..

When guys are heartbroken, they try to forget about the girl by going out with another girl...
When girls are heartbroken, they try to find his characteristics from another guy...

Guys wish to be her first love....
Girls wish to be his last love...

"Women are nothing but trouble,
And Men are nothing but trouble seekers.

Shayari

Saza dene wale raza puchte hai....
Jeene ki hum se wajah puchte hai....
Dete hai khud hi zeher hume....
Aur aakar fir kitna hua hai asar puchte hai

Kissi ke waade par zindagi tabah kar baithe....
Diwangi me ye kaisa gunah kar baithe....
Ek CHAND ki aarzoo ke liye....
Hum apni hasin raaton ko `FANAAH` kar baithe.... *

Wo dhundte rahe hume Dagar-Dagar. ...
Shayad unhe humari talash thi....
Par afsoos jis kabar par the unke kadam....
Ussi me humari laash thiv

Apni Dhadkano ki aawaz suni hai maine....
Apni aankhon se koi baat kahi hai maine....
Bas ek didaar ke liye khud ko sambhale baithe hai....
Naa jaane ishq me kaun si raah chuni hai maine.

Koi rok naa paayi jise lambi dagar bhi....
Ab thaka deta usse zara sa safar bhi....

Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai....
Milna na sahi judaii to milti hai....
Kaun kehta hai pyaar me kuch nahi milta....
Wafa na sahi be-wafaii to milti hai

*** MUHABBAT CHUP NAHI REHTI ***

Vo Kehti Hay, Main Ajz Fitrat-e-Konain Hoon Jaana
Main Kehta Hoon, Mujhay Maloom Hay Aey Azmat-e-Khaki

Vo Kehti Hay, Main Khuwab Noor-e-Batan Hon Saheefon Mein
Main Kehta Hoon, Kisay Inkar Hay Aey Khuwahish-e-Yazdaan

Vo Kehti Hay, Main Husn-e-Narmi Ehsas Hoon Jaana
Main Kehta Hoon, k Main To Khud Gawah-e-Lams Shabnam Hon

Vo Kehti Hay, k Main Khushboo Atr-e-Surkhi Subuh Hoon
Main Kehta Hoon, Khamsa Aalam b Tumhein Mehsos Kartey Hain

Vo Boli, Main Aseer-e-Shaam-e-Hijrat Hoon Zamanon Mein
Main Bola, Bey Thikana Pan To Sadion Ka Asasa Hay

Vo Boli, Main Gul-e-Shaakh-e-Gham-e-Tanhayii Hon Jaana
Main Bola, Main Mazar-e-Hijr Hon Wehshat k Nargey Mein

Vo Boli, Main Mata-e-Gair Hoon Terey Liye Jaana
Main Bola, Haan Yeh Sadion Se Muhabbat Ka Wateera Hay

Vo Boli, Main Dar-e-Aiwan-e-Hairat Hoon Zamaney Menin
Main Bola, Main Musafir Hoon, Main Bola Main Musafir Hoon

Vo Boli, Main Taloo-e-Aaftab Husn Ka Manzar
Main Bola, Han Aur Main Chashm-e-Beenaye Tamanna Hon

Vo Kehti Hay, Andhery Raastey Se Khauf Aata Hay
Main Kehta Hoon, Abhi To Qabr b Aani Hay Rastey Mein...!!!

Mousam Ki Pehly Barish Thi

Mousam Ki Pehly Barish Thi

Tu Mujh Se Milnay Aaye Thi

Phir Mere Shaano Se Lagh Ker

Tu Nai Kuch Kehna Chaha Tha

Kuch Aansu Jhilmil Taaro Se

Tere Palkho Pai Aan Baithay Thay

Phir Tere Laraztay Honto Nai

Jo Baat Mujhay Kehna Chahiye

Wo Baat To Jaanay Kaun Se Thi

Jo Mujh Ko Keh Na Paaiye Tu

Bas Mehndi Waalay Haatho Ko

Mere Saamnay Rakha Aur Ek Dam

Kuch Bhi Na Kaha ...Sabh Kh Daala

Apsay milkay hum , kuch badal se gaye

*Apsay milkay hum
kuch badal se gaye ..

Sher perhnay lagay
gunguna ne lagay........

Pehlay mashuur thee
apnee sanjeedgee......

Ab to jab dekhiye
muskeranay lagay........

Hum ko logon se milnay ka
kab shok tha ...

Mehfilon ka
keb hamay kab zok tha.............

Ap ke wastay
hamnay ye bhee kiya.........

Milnay julnay lagay,
Anay janay lagay....

Hamnay jab dekhee
ap kee dilchaspian.....

Agaeen chand hum mein
bhee tabdeliyan......

Ek musarvir se bhee
hogayee dostee .......

Aur ghazlein bhee sunay
sunaanay lagay...

Apke baray mein
puch bhaita koi..........

Kiya kahein hamsay
kiya badhawasi hovi.

Kehnay walee jo thee baat
wo na kahi.....

Baat jo thee chupanay
batanay lagay........

ishq bay-der karey,
ishq bay-ghur karey..

ishq waloon ka koi
thikana nahein....

Hum jo kel tak thikanay
kay thay admee....

Apsay milker kaisay
thikanay lagay............

Apsay milkay hum
kuch badal se gaye hein..

Sher pernay lagay
Gungunay lagay.......*

Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

Baat Din Ki Nahi, Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai...
Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye...
Zindagi Ab Teri Saugaat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

Pyaar Ko Chor Ker Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo...
Ab Mujhay Pyaar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

Meri Khaatir Na Wo Bandnaam Kahein Ho Jaein...
Iss Liye Unn Ki Mulaqaat Se Dar Lagta Hai...
**
Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana

Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain
Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain
Ye Hanseen Shamen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana

Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai
Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai
Hoon Bebas Ye Batane ke Liye Mat Aana

Mujhse Milne ki Agar Tumko Nahi Chahat koi
Tum Sirf Rasmen Nibhane ke Liye Mat Aana

Duniye kay musafir manzil teri qaber hai

*Duniye k ay musafir manzil teri qaber hai
tay ker raha hai jo tu, 2 din ka ye safer hai

duniya bani hai jub se,lakhou karoro aaye
baqi raha na koi,mitti mein sub samaye
is baat ko na bhulo, sub ka yehi hasher hai

ankhou se tu ney apni, kitne janaze dekhe
hathou se tu ney apne, dafnaye kitne murde
anjaam se tu apne kiun, itna be khaber hai

makhmal pe sone wale, mitti mein so rahe hain
shaho gada baraber, aik saath so rahe hain
dono howe baraber, yehi mout ka asal hai

ye aalishan banglay, kuch kaam k nahi hain
ye ounchi ounchi bulding kuch kaam ki nahi hain
do gaz zameen ka tukra chota sa tera gher hai

mitti k putle tujh ko, mitti mein hai samana
aik din hai tu k aaya, aik din hai tujh ko jana
rehna nahi hai tujh ko, jari tera safer hai*

Koyi deewana khata hai

Koyi deewana khata hai

Koyi pagal samjhata hai

Magar dharti ki bechaini ko

Sirf badal samjhata hai,

Tu mujhse door kaisi hai

Mai tumse door kaisa hu

Ye tera dil samjahta hai

Ya Mera dil samjhata hai.

Yahan badlah wafa ka beywafayi k siwa kiya hay.

Yahan badlah wafa ka beywafayi k siwa kiya hay.

Mohabbat kar k bhi dekha mohabbat main bhi dokha hay.

kabhi sukh hay kabhi dukh hay abhi kiya tha abhi kiya hay.

Yunhi dunya badalti hay ishi ka name dunya hay.

Tamanaon ki basti main andhera hi andehra hay.

Kisey apna kaheen koy jo apna tha paraya hay

Yahan badlah wafa ka beywafayi k siwa kiya hay.

Yunhi dunya badalti hay ishi ka name dunya hay....

Us garib dil ko sabak mile,

us garib dil ko sabak mile,
jo khushi ke nam se dar gaya.

kabhi tumne hanske jo bat ki,
to hamara chehra utar gaya.

jo bahar milti to puchta,
kikaha woh kaife nazae gaya.

woh saba ki shokhiya kya hui,
woh chaman ka husn kidhar gaya.

teri rah ka ye usul hai,
ki shikast mane to fateh ho,

jo chala akad ke woh gir gaya,
jo gira laraj ke woh sambhal gaya.

ye ajib husn ke raj the,
ye nirale naj ke bhed the

woh nakab ulat ke jo aa gaya,
koi ji utha koi mar gaya.

tumhe aahe sunane ka shoukh tha
magar ab batao ki karoge kya.

jo karahata tha tamam shab,
woh marije josh to mar gaya.

Mana ke aaj hum akele reh gye,

Mana ke aaj hum akele reh gye,
Judaai ke aasun aankhon ke beh gye,
Roote rahe koan chup karata hummein,
Jo chup karate the wohi roone ko keh gye.....

Hum woh Hai jo kehte hai..
Har Zakham Dil ka tujhe Dil se dua deee...
Khushiyan tujhe gam saare mujhko khuda de !!
Tujhko Bhulla na paye meri bebasi hai...

Fir bhi sochte hain..
Kash woh pal sang bitaye na hote,
Jinko yaad kar aaj ye aansu aaye na hote..
Is tarah bhul jana hi thaaaa
Toh is tarah gehrai se woh dil mein samaye na hotee.....

Dil Men Ho Tum Aankhon Men Tum

Dil Men Ho Tum Aankhon Men Tum

Bolo tumhen kaise chaoon

Pooja karun ,sajda karun

Jaise kaho waise chahun

Meri jana janu jana janoo

Akela hoon main akela

tumhen es dil ne pukara

teri her yaaden sataye

Nahi hai koi humara

Duniya ke ghum main sushta hoon

Birha ke ghum suh na pawoon

Janu meri janu jane jana janoo

Humesha se dekha yehi hai

Milan ke sang hai judai

Shayad wo hoga deewana

Chahat ye jisne banayee

Chahe jalun chahe marun

phir bhi tere gun main gawoon


Dil men ho tum aankhon men tum

Bolo tumhen kaise chahoon

pooja karun sajda karun

Jaise kaho waise chahoon

Badi Nazuk Hai Ye Manzil,Mohobbat Ka Safar Hai

Badi nazuk hai ye manzil, mohobbat ka safar hai.(2)
Dhadak aahista se E Dil, (2), Mohobbat ka safar hai.
Badi nazuk hai ye manzil, mohobbat ka safar hai.


Koi sunle naa ye kissa bahot dar lagata hai.(2)
Magar darne se kya haasil, (2), Mohobbat ka safar hai.
Badi nazuk hai ye manzil, mohobbat ka safar hai.


Batana bhi nahi aansa, chhupana bhi kathin hai. (2)
Khuda - ya kis kadar mushkil, (2) Mohobbat ka safar hai.
Badi nazuk hai ye manzil, mohobbat ka safar hai.


Ujaale dil ke phaile hai, chale aao na jaanib (2)
Bahot hi pyaar ke kabil, (2), Mohobbat ka safar hai.
Badi nazuk hai ye manzil, mohobbat ka safar hai.


Badi nazuk hai ye manzil, mohobbat ka safar hai. (2)
Dhadak aahista se E Dil, E Dil, E Dil, Mohobbat ka safar hai.
Badi nazuk hai ye manzil, mohobbat ka safar hai.

Subko Muhabbat ke Ghum Nahin Milte

Toot ke dil ke tookde tookde
Ho gaye mere seene men
Aa gule lug ke mur jayen
Ab kya rukha hai jeene men


Akhiyon ko rehne de
Ankhiyon ke aas pas
Door se Dil ki
Bujhti rahe pyas
Ankhiyon ko rehne de

Dard jamane men
Kum nahi milte
Subko muhabbat ke
Ghum nahi milte
Tootne wale dil
Hote hain kuchh khas
Door se dil ki
Bujhti rahe pyaas
Ankhiyon ko rehne de

Ruh gayee duniyan men
Naam ki khushiyan
Tere mere kis
kaam kam ki khushiyan
Sari umr humko
rehna hai Yu-n Udas
Door se dil ki
Bujhti rahe pyaas

Ankhiyon ko rehne de
Ankhiyon ke aas pas
Door se dil ki
bujhti rahe pyas

Jab dard puranay ho baithay..

Jab dard puranay ho baithay..
Jab `yaad ka jugnu`raakh hua
Jab aankh main aaansoo barf huay
Jab zakhm se dil manoos hua
Jab tees ko chubhna bhool gia
Tab mujh peh khula main zinda hun!!!
Phir dil ko dharhakna yaad aya!!!
Jab karb ki lambi rahon main
Ahsas k baal safaid huay
Ya soch ki sarma dhoopon main
Alaam ka mevah khushk hua
Jab aankhain `be sailaab'huin
Jab neendain Aandhi ho baithin
Jab khawabain b `be khawab' huin
Jab chaand charha be dardi ka
jab tanhaii ka seena b
Ser rakhnay ki aagosh laga
Jab rait peh likhi yaadon ko
Be mehr hawa ne cheen lia
Jab hosh ki kachi dewarain
Tasweeron se azad huin
Jab `yaad ruttain' be dad huin
Tab mujh peh khula main zinda hun!!!
Phir dil ko dharakna yaad aya!!!

Khabhi kawabo ke saath

Khabhi kawabo ke saath yun hi door nikal jati hu
Tujhe khawabo main doonti hu or phir kawabo main kho jati hu

Tere yaad ne, na khabhi hone diya tanha mujhe
Kaabhi akeli huyi to tujhe yaado main milne chali jati hu

Raho tum lakh door per dil se door nahi ho
Jab dil dhadakta hai to tujhe aapne paas hi pati hu

Maine koi sharat to rakhi nahi hai pyaar main
Baas haad se jayada tujhe pyaar kiye jati hu

Tum ne waada kiya tha ke ek din miloge kisi mor pe
Har mod pe muskura ke nikal jati hu

Tum se koi sikwaa koi sikayat nahi hai in aansu ko
Ek aansu hu baas youn khushi main umar ati hun

TANHAYE


ZINDAGI MAIN AB HAR JAGA "TANHAYE" BAKI HAI.
JIS SAY MILNAY KI AAS THI AB US KI YAAD HI BAKI HAI.
YEH AANKHAY JIS KA DEDAR KARNA CHAHATI THI.
AB TU BAS US KAY JANAY KA NISHAAN BAKI HAI.
DIL PAR JIS KA KABZA THA AAJ US KI YAAD HI BAKI HAI.
WO AAY YA NA AAY US K ANAY K AAS TU BAKI HAI.
DILO KO TOORNA TU KHEL HAI HASINAOO KA.
AB TU ZAKHAM KHANAY KI AADAT HI HOO GAHI HAI.
REHTI HAI HAR PAL SAATH HUMARAY "TANHAYE".
AB TU TANHAI SAY HI MOHABBAT HOO GAHI HAI .

Wo Saamny Aae

Wo samne aye to nazron ko jhukaa loon gaa
Dekhoon gaa nahi phir bhi tasweer bana loon gaa
Aana ho to aa jao ruswayee nahi ho geedekhe ga
Nahi koi palkon main chupa loon gaa
Jo ham per guzarni hai ik bar guzar jaye
Her gham ki tarha tujh ko seene se laga loon gaa
Weeran agar dil ho ankhon main andhera ho
Yaadon ke diye apni palkon main saja loon gaa
Manzoor agar ho gee ruswayee teree mujh ko
Main beth ke sahil se toofaan utha loon gaa
Naraaz agar wo hain mere nasheman se,
Main apnay nasheman ke tinkon ko hata loon gaa
Kyon mujh se khafa ho ker wo door gaye
Baanhon main wo aa jayain main un ko mana loon gaa

Shayri

Khwaab rehte the jo kabhi palkoN pe,
Moti bankar aankhoN se jhhaR gaye.
Daav par hote hain dil o jaan yahaan,
Ulfat ke ye saude mehenge paR gaye.
Dhundhle raaste, manzil bhi anjaani si..
Rukte kadam phir aage baR gaye.

Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein.
Aap bhi bhool jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein.
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge.
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haton me

Izaajat aap de, toe tarif mei aapki, kuch hum farmaye,Mahobbat aap de,
toe ush dil ke, thoda karib hum aaye,
Aapke khatim banke aapke har farman ko apnaye,
Sikayat gar aap kare, toe dil ki dhadkan,
kanhi tham na jaye...Na jeet hui,
na haari baazi humne..Kabhi khudse,
kabhi kismat se laR gaye

Koi dikha ke roye koi chhupa ke roye
hame rulaane waale hame rula ke roye
marne ka mazaa to tab hai yaaro
jab kaatil bhi khud janaaze pe hamare roye

Be-Aetebaar waqt pe Jhunjla ke ro parey
Kho ke kabhi ussey tou kabhi Paa ke ro parey
Kab tak kissi ke soug mein rouein gey umer bhur
Hum khud ko kitni baar yeh samjha ke ro parey

Mujhey Yaqeen tou nahin magar Yahi sach hai
Mein terey waastey Umrein guzaar sakta hoon
Yahi nahin ke tujhey jeetney ki khawaahish hai
Mein terey waastey khud ko bhi haar sakta hoon

Uski Ankhon Ki Deewani Hoon,
Uski Muskaan Ki Mein Shamma Hoon,
Har Pal Mujhko Itna Satata Hai,
Phir Bhi Dil Aur Jaan Se Mein Uski Ashqi Hoon

Vo saaz nahi jisme sargam nahi,
vo jawani nahi jisme humdum nahi,
O sapno mein khushi ko dhoonde wale,
vo zindagi nahi jisme gam nahi

Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai?
Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai?
Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai;
to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai

Jisne na ki mohabbat woh jazbaton ko kya jaane...
Jo na ho jazbaat to shayari ka sabab kya jaane...
Shayari aksar haal-e-dil bayan karti hai...
Do char tukde jod ke tukbandi karne wala kya jaane..."

Ye jo ladkiyon ke gaal hote hai,
ladko ko phasane vale jaal hoote hai,
choose leti hai khoon jigar ka,
tabi to hont unke laal hote hai

Without You

Like the night missing the moon and the day missing the sun,
Since the day that you have gone I miss you..

Like a river empty without water and a flower without fragrance,
Since the day that you have gone I'm empty without you..

Like a bird without its feathers & an elephant without its tusks
Since the day that you have gone, I'm lost not knowing what to do..

Cause your face has become my mirror and your smile my light,
Your voice has become my song and your laugh my joy..

Your affection has become my happiness & your company my day,
So tell me my darling angel how am I to pass day without you

I Love you

I love to see you smile
And I love knowing that I caused that smile
I love to see you happy
And I love knowing that I caused that happiness

I love to look into your beautiful eyes
And I love the way I fall into them
I love it when you hold my hand
And I love having the courage to grab and hold yours

I love to tease and torment you
And I love it when you tease and torment me
I love it when you touch me
And I love to touch you

I love rediscovering how beautiful you are each time I see you
And I love realizing how attractive you make me feel
I love wanting so badly to kiss you
And I love the way you want to take things slow

I love the fact that you still want to be my friend
And I love that I want to be yours
I love so many things about you
But the most important thing is

Tum Yaad Aa Gayi

Nikli Mohabbat Ki Baat, To Tum Yaad Aa Gayi.
Uthe Dil Mai Woh Jazbaat, To Tum Yaad Aa Gayi.

Yuun To Dil Mera Bebas Na Rehta Tha
Par Badle Jab Haalaat, To Tum Yaad Aa Gayi.

Garmi Ne Sukha Diya Tha Teri Yaadon Ko Magar
Hui Jab Barsaat, To Tum Yaad Aa Gayi.

Sone Chaandi Se Lada Rehta Tha Yeh Jism To Tera
Dekhe Khaali Mere Haath, To Tum Yaad Aa Gayi.

Tum To Rehti Thi Taaron Ki Basti Mai
Sochi Apni Auqaat, To Tum Yaad Aa Gayi.

Nahi Sochoonga Tere Baare Mai Yeh Kaha Tha Magar
Dekhi Teri Baaraat, To Tum Yaad Aa Gayi.

Bhula Ke Tujh Ko Saari Umr Guzaar Di
Jab Chhoda Zindagi Ne Saath, To Tum Yaad Aa Gayi

Suno Hum tum se kuch, kehna chahte hain

Suno Hum tum se kuch
kehna chahte hain,
Is tees ko is dard ko
hum sehna chahte hain.



Jis ko kabhi sheesha
kabhi aaina kehte ho tum
Seene ke us muqaam mein
hum rehna chahte hain.
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Maujon ka daar nahi hai ,
sahil se nahi hai pyaar,
Bas tham lo hume tum
hum behna chahte hain.



Aankhon ne baat karli,
nazroon ne bhedh khola,
Ab hont kaampte hain
kuch kehna chahte hain.



Kya yaad karoge hum ko
jab paas hum na honge,
Tere khuwab mein khayal mein
hum rehna chahte hain.



Khayal mein tere aks se
yeh sab to keh chuke hain,
Tere saamne gar ho ijaazat
kehna chahte hain.

Tenali Rama the Messenger

Clown, jester, poet…Tenali Rama, minister in the court
of the ruler of Vijaynagar, Krishnadeva Rai (reign:
1509-30), was a multi-faceted personality. Stories,
about Tenali Rama and his practical jokes on everyone
around him, including distinguished fellow poets and
the emperor himself, abound in south India.

His fame spread beyond Vijaynagar (present-day Andhra
Pradesh), to areas that come in Tamil Nadu and
Karnataka today. Tenali Rama was also a great scholar
of several languages that included Marathi, Tamil and
Kannada.

The kingdom of Vijaynagar had not been enjoying good
relations with its neighbouring state for a very long
time. Jealous opponents of Tenali Rama, the king's
minister, found it the perfect opportunity to damage
his reputation. So they went about poisoning
Krishnadeva Rai's mind against him.

One day, when the king sat in his chamber pondering
over the affairs of the state, one of his courtiers
came up and whispered into his ear: "Your Majesty,
have you heard the latest?"

The king was surprised and exclaimed: "No, I have not!
What's going on?"

In his gravest voice, the courtier answered: "Your
majesty, I will tell you only after you promise not to
harm me."

"Don't be silly," laughed the king. "Say whatever you
want to; you need not be afraid of me."

"Your Majesty, Tenali is on the payroll of the
neighbouring king. He has been spying on us for them."

"What are you talking about?" asked the king angrily.

"I told you, your Majesty. This has been going on for
a long time. But you would not listen to a word
against Tenali. He has cast such a spell on you that
you refuse to even think that he might betray you."

"Tenali Ram is faithful to the kingdom. He cannot do
this. You have been misinformed," the king replied
with confidence.

But the courtier convinced the king to regard the
statement with some gravity and not dismiss it
outright. Those were times of great intrigue.

"Your majesty, I am fully confident about the truth of
my information. Do you think I would have spoken to
you without verifying such the information?" said the
courtier.

Now the king was obliged to turn the statement over in
his mind. He promised to get the matter investigated
and said that if Tenali Rama was found guilty, he
would be punished.

The king sent for Tenali Rama the following day.
Without wasting time on preliminaries, he asked the
minister whether he was in league with the
neighbouring state.

The question shocked Tenali Rama so much that he was
stunned and could not say anything.

When Krishnadeva Rai found him silent, he became angry
and thundered: "Your silence says you accept the
charge."

Deeply hurt that the king could doubt his loyalty,
Tenali Rama said he refused to answer to such a
preposterous charge.

This made the king even more angry. He ordered Tenali
Rama to leave his kingdom.

Tenali Rama was surprised at the mildness of the
punishment. Acts of treachery against the state earned
the offender the death sentence in those days.

The king had his reasons, however. "I have decided on
such a mild punishment for you because of your high
stature, and the fact that we have enjoyed the best of
relations thus far. Had it been anyone else, I would
have got his head severed."

Tenali Rama did not say a single word in his defence
and went away with his head bowed.

When his enemies heard that Tenali Rama had been
expelled from the kingdom their joy knew no bounds.

Tenali Rama now reached the neighbouring state and met
the king there. He recited a poem in praise of the
king. That pleased the king very much. He asked Tenali
Rama who he was and when Tenali Rama revealed his
name, the king welcomed him warmly. He had heard much
about Tenali Rama's sagacity.

But the king was surprised to see Tenali Ram in his
court. "Raja Krishnadeva Rai considers me his enemy.
So what are you doing here?"

The minister replied: "Majesty, you are a learned man.
You have great strength. You are a good administrator
and wish your people well. Our king also possesses all
these virtues. He regards you as a friend and he has
send me to remove the existing misunderstanding
between us."

The king was surprised. "Your king considers me a
friend? But our spies warned us that Krishnadeva Rai
was thinking of attacking us."

Tenali Rama said: "Our spies have fed our king the
same pack of lies. That is why he has sent me to you.
Has war ever benefitted anybody?"

The king was impressed by Tenali Rama's story. He
said: "I do not want war, either. But how can I
believe that Krishnadev Rai really wants peace?"

Tenali Rama suggested that the king send a messenger
with gifts and a message of peace to Vijaynagar. And
if king Krishnadeva Rai accepted the gifts, it would
mean that he, too, wanted to be friends. But if he
returned the gifts, then obviously, he wanted war.

The king had one doubt. "Won't it be an insult to me
if I sent the message first?"

Tenali Rama had a ready answer. "I have come with the
message of peace and so it is us who have made the
first move."

The king liked the sound of that and sent his special
messenger to Vijaynagar the next day.

Meanwhile, king Krishnadeva Rai had come to know that
Tenali Rama was innocent and that the courtiers had
conspired against him. As soon as the messenger from
the neighbouring state reached him with costly gifts,
he was delighted.

He was full of praise for Tenali Ramaa's wisdom and
sent his own minister with gifts to the neighbouring
state, with a request that the king send back Tenali
Ram.

And when Tenali Rama returned to Vijaynagar, King
Krishnadeva Rai warmly welcomed him and offered him
gifts.

He also promised to punish the clique of courtiers who
had poisoned his ear against his favourite minister.

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe
is pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare
bhool hamari hi hai
jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

Life Without Friendship

Life without friendship......
is like the dawn without the sun.

Life without friendship......
is like the sky without the moon
when the evening has begun.

Life without friendship......
is like a rose without rain.

Life without friendship......
just wouldn't be the same.

Life without friendship......
is like a ship without a sea.

Life without friendship......
just could not be
without a friend like you for me.

10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE ADULTS

I . Face and accept the reality of getting old, its consequences and the limitations which growing old brings. Act and behave your age.

Quit fooling yourself by trying to look like you were in your youth.



II . Focus on enjoying people, not on indulging in or accumulating material things.



III . Plan to spend whatever you have saved. You deserve to enjoy it and the few healthy years you have left. Travel if you can afford it. Don't leave anything for your children or loved ones to quarrel about. By leaving anything, you may even cause more trouble when you Are gone.



IV . Live in the here and now, not in the yesterdays and tomorrows. It is only today that you can handle. Yesterday is gone, tomorrow may not even happen



V . Enjoy your grandchildren (if you are blessed with any) but don't be their full time baby sitter. You have no moral obligation to take care of them.

Don't have any guilt about refusing to baby sit anyone's kids, including your own grandkids. Your parental obligation is to your children.

After you have raised them into responsible adults, your duties of child-rearing and babysitting are finished.

Let your children raise their own off-springs.



VI . Accept physical weakness, sickness and other physical pains. It is a part of the aging process. Enjoy whatever your health can allow.



VII . Enjoy what you are and what you have right now. Stop working hard for what you do not have. If you do not have them, it's probably too late.



VIII . Just enjoy your life with your spouse, children, grandchildren and friends. People, who truly love you, love you for yourself,

not for what you have. Anyone who loves you for what you have will just give you misery.



IX . Forgive and accept forgiveness. Forgive yourself and others. Enjoy peace of mind and peace of soul.



X . Befriend death. It's a natural part of the life cycle. Don't be afraid of it. Death is the beginning of a new and better life. So,

prepare yourself not for death but for a new life.

Interesting Management Stories # 2

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."



Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."


Fox: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."




Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"


The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing. Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?

Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd ! "

Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"


Scene :
As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.

Moral:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.

Management Lesson in the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT

Interesting Management Stories # 1

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"

Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more."
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"

The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.


Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"

Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV.
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"


The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.

Scene :
Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.

Moral :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

Management Lesson in the context of the working world :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES...

Merry Christmas


48 Ways to Kiss

- 1 - ICE KISS

Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your
mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love
and plant a kiss that will send chills!

- 2 - ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS

The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an
electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With your
lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps
between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another...the
please us the kiss right after the shock!

- 3 - CAMPING KISS

On a beautiful cool night, you and your love crawl into a sleeping bag
outside. Cuddle and kiss.

- 4 - REWARD KISS

Next time your love performs some disliked home chore like cleaning the
bathroom, mowing the lawn, or taking out the garbage, show your appreciation
by tucking a candy kiss in a strategic location.

- 5 - POST-IT KISS

Use 3M Post-It notes to make a trail through your house that leads to your
lips. Put a lipstick print or lip symbol on each note with an arrow pointing
to the next note. You, of course, are at the end of the trail with a Post-It
note over your lips that says, "LIFT FOR KISS"

- 6 - KISSING IN THE RAIN

The next time it rains, grab an umbrella, rain coats, and your love. Then go
outside and kiss in the rain. If the spirit of the kiss moves you, remove
the umbrella and kiss 'till the two of you are soaked.

- 7 - HERSHEY`S KISSES

Prepare a small bag of Hershey`s kisses and slip it into your love's purse,
briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads "SORRY, I CAN'T BE THERE IN
PERSON, BUT THINK OF ME AND DO THE FOLLOWING: Close your eyes and place the
candy between your lips. Drop the candy in your mouth and roll it on your
tongue until it melts.

- 8 - TRACY AND HEPBURN KISS

Make flash cards, and the two of you re-enact the following kissing scene
from WOMAN OF THE YEAR

(1942): (Reclining face to face on a couch, woman on top.) SAM: Something
I've got to get off my chest.

TESS: I'm too heavy?
SAM: I love you.
TESS: Me, too.
SAM: Positive.
TESS: That's nice. Even when I'm sober?
SAM: Even when you're brilliant. (The two of you kiss.)

- 9 - KISSES IN A BALLOON

Cut out small red tissue lips, and place them inside an opaque balloon
filled with helium (any party store could do this for you) Tie the balloon
to your love's chair at dinner. Desert is a shower of kisses delivered by a
sharp pin.

- 10 - TOLL KISS

Next time you are driving your love somewhere, stop the car before crossing
a bridge or going through a tunnel, and say the toll must be paid before you
can go any further. Of course, the toll cost in one kiss.

- 11 - MORSE CODE KISS
I
f you know Morse code, great, If not, this is a great way to learn. Find a
Morse Code chart. Using long and short kisses, spell out a message to your
love and have him or her try to decipher them.

- 12 - KISSING METER KISSES

We have parking meters, so why not kissing meters? Turn a box into your own
kissing meter and wear it around your neck. Give your love kissing tokens to
start your kissing meter. Have an "expired" sign appear when you need
another kiss.

- 13 - AUDIO STIMULATION

Make a cassette of kissing noises and place in your love's cassette player
(walkman, car or home) with a note attached.

- 14 - BREAKFAST IN BED KISS

Slip out of bed early and prepare a special "Kissing" breakfast to serve to
your love in bed. Pick foods that you can easily pick up and feed to your
love. Kiss between bites!

- 15 - STAIRWELL KISS

This kiss is to be done at a party or at a gathering with your love. Steal
away to a private location like behind a door or tree, or on the stairwell
and passionately kiss each other. The risk of being discovered in the act is
the key element.

- 16 - SCUBA KISSING

Wearing a diving mask and fins, simulate swimming underwater. Snorkel across
the room to your love and kiss him or her.

- 17 - EYE TEST KISS

Make an eye chart like the ones that you see in a doctor's office where the
letters get progressively smaller. Have the chart read, "IF you can read
this you are standing close enough to kiss me." Now find your love and give
an eye exam.

- 18 - THYMELY KISS

Thyme, according to the Greeks, is the herb which makes one irresistible
kissable. Prepare a meal for your love using the herb. Moments after the
first bite, rush to your love's lips with a passionate kiss. Come up for
air, announce the Greeks were right, then rush back with another passionate
kiss.

- 19 - SHOPPING LIST KISSES

Turn your shopping list into a scorecard the next time the two of you go
shopping. The one who finds the item gets credit toward one kiss. Kisses are
collected either on delivery to the grocery cart, or later at home.

- 20 - BAD HABIT KISS

Offer to stop a bad habit if your love will pay you kisses. For instance, a
kiss for each cigarette not smoked, putting the toilet seat down, and/or
every phone call kept under three minutes is rewarded with a kiss.

- 21 - CLOUD SHAPE KISS

Take your love to the backyard or out in a field: lie down on a blanket, and
together inspect cloud formations. When both of you see the same thing,
reward each other with a kiss.

- 22 - CHECK KISS

With your personal check, make a check out to your love for 1,000 kisses.
Tell your love he or she can cash it in any time.

- 23 - TOE KISS

Prepare a foot bath for your love at the end of a long day. After the good
soak, you towel dry his or her feet, give a massage and seal each toe with a
kiss.

- 24 - CHOCOLATE HEART KISSES

Buy several boxes of little chocolate hearts that have sayings on them. Pick
out all the "KISS ME" hearts and put them in a heart shaped box with the
note "REDEEMABLE ANYTIME, day or night!"

- 25 - RENDEZVOUS KISS

With a note or phone call, tell your love to meet you at a certain place and
time (e.g. park bench, street corner, ice cream stand) for a present. When
your love arrives, have a bow stick to your lips.

- 26 - BATH KISS

Surprise your love with a kiss while he/she is showering or in the tub.
(WARNING: Prepare to get wet)

- 27 - MACHINE GUN KISS

In rapid succession, plant 12 quick ones on your lover's lips.

- 28 - KISS-A-THON

Passionately kiss your love for at least five minute longer than usual.

- 29 - PINK PANTHER KISS

Humming the Pink Panther theme, prowl toward your partner. On the high note,
pounce and pucker. Suggestion-wear only pink!

- 30 - THIRST QUENCHER KISS

For no reason, stare at your love's mouth while licking your lips as though
dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask what you're doing. ANSWER: I
want them! I have to have them! I yearn to drink from them! Then ask for a
kiss to quench your thirst!

- 31 - GREAT EXPECTATIONS KISS

Inform your love one morning that he or she will soon receive a fabulous
kiss. Later, call you love with a reminder. When next you see your love,
pull out the stops and plant a long, hot, passionate kiss.

- 32 - GOODBYE * 2 KISS

Send off your love in the morning with a quick kiss. As your love turns to
leave, pull him or her back for a second, more passionate kiss

- 33 - RIDDLE KISS

Ask you love to solve the following riddle:
I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
an extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.
If your love solves it, ask for a demonstration as proof. If he or she
cannot show the answer, of course, the answer is a kiss.

- 34 - KISS MANDATE

Command your love to kiss you. Elaborate on the technique you expect ( e.g.
long and wet, or the way Rhett kissed Scarlett) and where and when you will
get it.

- 35 - UNEXPECTED KISS

When the two of you are doing the usual, lean over and give your love a
sweet kiss on the cheek for no good reason and whisper...I LOVE YOU!

- 36 - POST OFFICE KISS

Notify your love you have personal mail to deliver. Pull your love into the
nearest dark closet; close the door and play POST OFFICE: No instructions
included!

- 37 - KNOCK-KNOCK KISS

Stage the following knock-knock joke with your love:
KNOCK KNOCK
Who is there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss who? Why me, of course!

- 38 - BEGGAR`S KISS

That's right, on your knees with your hands clasped, plead for any kiss you
love is humbly willing to give you!

- 39 - TOOTHPASTE KISS

Brush your teeth together. When your love's mouth is all sudsy, plant a big
wet one on the lips. WARNING: MAKE SURE TOOTHBRUSHES ARE OUT OF THE WAY!

- 40 - PALM KISS
Holding your love's chin with your palm, smile and deliver a sweet kiss to
his or her lips!

- 41 - 30 KISSES
Inform your love that in honor of the 30th of the month, you will kiss him
or her 30 times during the day!

- 42 - CAT KISS
Rub against your love's legs while meowing and purring. Now that you have
your love's attention, touch noses. Playfully paw your love while moving in
for a kiss.

- 43 - EYELID KISS
While kissing your love, watch for his or her eyes to close. Sweetly place a
light kiss on each eyelid. Note: Be careful!

- 44 - EAR KISS

Whisper to your love how special he or she is to you, and then seal your
message with an ear kiss!

- 45 - VALENTINE KISS

Celebrate Valentine's Day with kisses in the shape of a "V" on the face of
your lover.

- 46 - FOOTBALL KISS

After a pass during a football game, kiss your love.

- 47 - SLEEPING BEAUTY KISS

Awaken your love from slumber with a tender kiss on the lips!

- 48 - No-Cal Kiss

After dinner, give your love a no-calorie desert...your lips.*

Friendship SMS

• Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

• 2) A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

• 3) Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

• 4) One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

• 5) A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

• 6) If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

• 7) People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

• 8) If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

• 9) If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

• 10) A special friend is rare indeed,it beems to be special breed,yes,perfect friends r very few,so lucky I m for having you.

• 11) They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

• 12) When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

• 13) Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
• It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

• 14) In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

• 15) I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imagine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.

• 16) There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

• 17) U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

• 18) How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

• 19) Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

• 20) If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. But if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

• 21) Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

• 22) If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like u!!

• 24) Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

• 25) Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

Misunderstanding

girl: Do i ever cross ur mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: Not really

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or ur life

Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.