Just For Fun

***
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
***
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
***
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
***
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
***
Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
***
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
***
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
***
Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
***
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
***
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
***
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped into smell this way
***
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
***

Think

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present,
by worrying over the future.

Love...and you shall be loved.

God always gives His best to those
who leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

The real measure of a man's wealth
is what he has invested in eternity.

Laughter is God's sunshine.

Everyone has beauty
but not everyone sees it.

Thank God for what you have,
TRUST GOD for what you need.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow,
you have no today to be thankful for.

Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within.

To get out of a difficulty one usually must go through it.

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for.

Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.

Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.

For every minute you are angry with someone,
you lose 60 seconds of happiness,
that you can never get back.

Do what you can, for who you can,
with what you have, and where you are

Tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho

Ek baat kahoon ger suntay ho
Tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho

Kuch chanchal se kuch chup chup se
Kuch pagal pagal lagtay ho

Hain chahnay walay aur bohat
Per tum mein hai ek baat bohat

Tum apne apne lagtay ho
Ek baat kahoon ger suntay ho

Yeh baat baat pe kho jana
Kuch kehte kehte ruk jana

Yeh kis uljhan mein lagtay ho
Tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho

Dil Hijr ke dard se bojhal hai

Dil Hijr ke dard se bojhal hai, Ab aan milo to behter hai
Is baat se hum ko kya matlab, Yeh kaisay ho yeh kyunkar ho

Ek bheek ke donon kasay hain, Ek pyaas ke donon pyase hain
Hum kheti hain, Tum badil ho, Hum nadya hain tum sagar ho

Yeh dil hai keh jaltay seenay main, Ek dard ka phora alhar sa
Na gupt rahay na phoot bhay, koi marham ho koi nishter ho

Hum sanjh samay ki chaya hain, Tum charhti raat ki chandarman
Hum jatay hain, Tum aatay ho, Phir mail ki sorat kyunkar ho

Ab husn ka rutba aali hai, Ab husn se sehra khali hai
Chal basti main banjara ban, Chal nagri main sodagar ho

Ab Insha jee ko bulana kya, Ab pyar ke deep jalana kya
Jab dhoop aur chaya ek se hon, Jab din aur raat barabar ho

Woh raatein chand ke sath gayein, woh baatein chand ke sath gayein
Ab Sukh ke sapnay kya dekhain, Jab dukh ka sooraj sar par ho

"Tum kabhe nahi samjh sako ge"

Kitna dard hai chupa iss dil main
kitni ahey hain in sansoon main
kitney ansoo hain rakhye ankhon main
kitni tarap hai meri ahoon main

Tum kabhe nahi samjh sakoo ge

mery karb main guzri raton ko
un lamho ki yadoon ko
jo na ki kabhe main ney woh sabhe
baton aur wadoo ko

Tum kabhe nahi samjh sakoo ge

dil ka tootna kiya hota hai
kisi ka bicharna kiya hota hia
kabhe milker bhe na mila kiya hota hai
tanhai ka ghum kiya hota hia

Tum kabhe nahi samajh paooge

Tanha rehna kiya hota hia
khuch paker khona kiya hota hia
naam palko ka anso kiya hota hia

Tum kabhe nahi samajh paooge

Larki ki na main han hota hia
Uss ki dharkan ka rukna kiya hota hia
Kisi ka pehla piyar kiya hota hia

Tum kabhe nahi samjh paoge.....

Mouflisi ka rona kiya hota hia
dard ka sehna kiya hota hai
khamosh rehna kiya hota hai.......

Tum kabhe nahe samajh paoge......
Tum kabhe nahe samajh paoge

Mery dil ki rakh kuraid mat usay muskura ke Hawa na day.

Mery dil ki rakh kuraid mat usay muskura ke hawa na day.
Yeh chirag pher bhi chirag hain,kahin tera hath jala na day..

Naye door ke naye khuwab hain,naye musamoun ke gulab hain.
Ye muhabatoun ke chirag hain,enhay nafratoun ki hawa na day..

Zara dekh chand ki patiyaoun nay bikher bikher ke taamam shab.
Tera naam likha hai rait pe,koi lehar akay un ko mita na day..

Main udasiyan na saja sakoun,kabhi jisam wo jaaan ke mazar per.
Na deya jalain meri aankh main, mujhay etni sakht saza na day..

Maray sath chalnay ke shook main, bari dhoop ser pe uthaye ga.
Tera nak naksha hay moom ka,kahin gum ki aag ghulla na day..

Main gazal ki shabnami ankh se,yeh dookhoun k phool chuna karoun.
Mari saltanat mera fun rahay,mujhay taj -o- takht khuda na day...!

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When you are sad

When you are sad, I will dry your tears
When you are scared, I will comfort your fears
When you need love, my heart I will share
When you are sick, for you I will care

You will feel my love when we are apart
Knowing that nothing will change my heart
When you are worried, I will give you hope
When you are confused, I will help you cope

When you are lost, and can’t see the light
My love will be a beacon, shining ever so bright
This is my vow, one that I pledge till the end
For you above all are my wife and best friend

These words I have written, speak of my love for you
From my lips these words spoken, shall always ring true
God has blessed me, and with your hand in mine
Both of our hearts, will forever intertwine

Into all lives, falls pain and sorrows,
I promise together, we will meet all tomorrows
Happy in marriage, honor and love
blessed in unity by God above


Mout

Insaa.n ki rooh jism ke pinjre mei.n qaid thi
Aakar ajal ne rooh ka dil shaad kardiya
Ahsaan maan mout ka naadaan tu na ban
Barso.n ki qaid se tujhe aazaad kardiya

Insaa.n ko chaahiye ke sabaq mout se woh le
Beshak yeh kaam apna bakhoobi nibhaati hai
Har laailaaj dard ka darmaa.n hai dosto
Har khaaso aam shakhs ke yeh kaam aati hai

Gar haadise ki mout se bachna hai dosto
Khulkar khuda ki raah mei.n sadqa diya karo
Allah bakhsh dega tumhare bade gunaah
Har mustahaq ki chup ke madad tum kiya karo

Sheeree.n shahad ke jaisi kisi ke liye hai mout
Aur talkh zahr se bhi kisee keliye hai mout
Dahshat kisee ke dil mei.n kahee.n itmenaan hai
Dulhan nayee naveli kisee ke liye hai mout

Haamid khuda ka shukr sada tum kiya karo
Har pal ajal ko zahn mei.n apne rakha karo
Aasaan hongi tumpe qiyaamat ki sakhtiyaa.n
Tum apne rishtedaro.n ke haq ko ada karo

Shayari

Ehsaas bohat hoga jab chor ke jaingay
Roengay bohat magar aansu nahi aaengay
Jab saat na de koi to awaz hamain dena
Aasman per bhi hongay to lout ke aaengay..

Meri kisi khata pe naraz na hona.
Apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
Sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
Haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona....

Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi mil gya to koi, bisher gya,
Jinhain manga tha duaon main,
Woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya...

Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,
Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Ae mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke mohabbat karma ,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega..

Chand utra tha hamare angan me,
Yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua,
Hum bhi sitaron se kya gila kare,
Jab chand hi hamra na hua..

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hoon
Tujhe mile bina tere haal bata sakta hoon
Hai meri mohabbat main itna dum ke
Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon.

Sakoon laynay nahi dytii doniya insaan ko......
Janazay walay bhi kandha badalty rahtay hain..

Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain,
Naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain,
Yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main,
Mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate.

Roye woh es kadar meri lash se lipatkar..
Agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote..

"moat k baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
Mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi,
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de,
Udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi..."

Kaash is dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye,
Hum apko yaad karein, aur aapko khabar ho jaye,
Khuda se maangte hain ki aap jise bhi chaho,
Woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye...

Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahin,
Kyonki ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahin,
Aap kehte ho tum patthar dil ho,
Par patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahin.

Jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati,
Marna chahte hain magar maut paas nahi aati,
Bahut udas hain hum is zindagi se,
Unki yaadein bhi to tadpane se baaz nahi aati.

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,
Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.

Manzil unhi ko milti hai,
Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai,
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota,
Hauslon se udaan hoti hai.

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai,
Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
Lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi,
Dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte

Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya
Tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jayenge.

Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?

Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna.

Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo,
Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain,
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo.

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.

Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote hain,
Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hain,
Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle,
Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain.

Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira ti sunai dega.

Cool Humor

1.A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells Her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their Friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a Forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL Him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will Just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
Because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in Your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in Your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you From Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

Morning Kiss

The sweet kiss of morning falls gentle on the lips of my dream.
She stirs but a little, but then smiles as my hands caress her form

which lies beneath fresh laundered sheets.
The window fan emits a soft and gentle hum,

And the song birds outside with sweet joy sing.
Summer has now escaped us on our calendar of perpetual time,

yet the fall of our mornings youth this day so did shine.
With her golden tresses woven tight around the girth of my arm,

I am helpless as she brings me to my knees with all her southern charm.
For in all these years, with so many summers gone past,

She, my sweet Leah has shown unto me that true love does indeed last.
I once thought that love was fickle and fleeting at best,

but she showed me that I was wrong
and that to my weary heart, I could at last give rest.

For she is my sweet kiss, and she is my dream,

and we shall forever abide….

By~J. Allen Wilson ~

Kash dekh pata tujhko

hahat yaaro bahut buri hai,
Dil Ki lagi yaaro bahut buri hai,
Jaan kar bhi ye jaan na paya...
Yeh kaisi hai meri majburi.....
Ek ajeeb si tanhai hai,
Aankhon main nami si hai,
Lekin phir bhi DIL ko ek sukoon sa hai,
Koi to saath hai mere, yeh yakeen hai mujhko,
Nahi jaanta kya galat hai - kya sahi hai,
Jaanta tho bas itna,
Ki.
Dil main Khushi hai,
Chand dekhta hoon main bhi ...
Aur dekhti tu bhi hai,
Tu pass nahin hai mere...
Par lagta esa hai ki...
Tu hai yahi-kahi mere pass,
Kabhi lagta hai ki jaise tune chuya hai mujhko,
Kya yeh bhi sirf Ehsaas hai,
Kash dekh pata tujhko main,
Agar tu jo mere se saat samandar door na hoti.

About Diet - Very Informative

Foods thatHeal
Apples
Protects your heart
prevents constipation
Blocks diarrhea
Improves lung capacity
Cushions joints
Apricots
Combats cancer
Controls blood pressure
Saves your eyesight
Shields against Alzheimer's
Slows aging process
Artichokes
Aids digestion
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Guards against liver disease
Avocadoes
Battles diabetes
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Bananas
Protects your heart
Quiets a cough
Strengthens bones
Controls blood pressure
Blocks diarrhea
Beans
Prevents constipation
Helps hemorrhoids
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Stabilizes blood sugar
Beets
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
Protects your heart
Aids weight loss
Blueberries
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Boosts memory
Prevents constipation
Broccoli
Strengthens bones
Saves eyesight
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Cabbage
Combats cancer
Prevents constipation
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Helps hemorrhoids
Cantaloupe
Saves eyesight
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Supports immune system
Carrots
Saves eyesight
Protects your heart
Prevents constipation
Combats cancer
Promotes weight loss
Cauliflower
Protects against Prostate Cancer
Combats Breast Cancer
Strengthens bones
Banishes bruises
Guards against heart disease
Cherries
Protects your heart
Combats Cancer
Ends insomnia
Slows aging process
Shields against Alzheimer's
Chestnuts
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Lowers cholesterol
Combats Cancer
Controls blood pressure
Chili Peppers
Aids digestion
Soothes sore throat
Clears sinuses
Combats Cancer
Boosts immune system
Figs
Promotes weight loss
Helps stops strokes
Lowers cholesterol
Combats Cancer
Controls blood pressure
Fish
Protects your heart
Boosts memory
Protects your heart
Combats Cancer
Supports immune system
Flax
Aids digestion
Battles diabetes
Protects your heart
Improves mental health
Boosts immune system
Garlic
Lowers cholesterol
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
kills bacteria
Fights fungus
Grapefruit
Protects against heart attacks
Promotes Weight loss
Helps stops strokes
Combats Prostate Cancer
Lowers cholesterol
Grapes
saves eyesight
Conquers kidney stones
Combats cancer
Enhances blood flow
Protects your heart
Green Tea
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Helps stops strokes
Promotes Weight loss
Kills bacteria
Honey
Heals wounds
Aids digestion
Guards against ulcers
Increases energy
Fights allergies
Lemons
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Stops scurvy
Limes
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Stops scurvy
Mangoes
Combats cancer
Boosts memory
Regulates thyroid
aids digestion
Shields against Alzheimer's
Mushrooms
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Kills bacteria
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
Oats
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Battles diabetes
prevents constipation
Smoothes skin
Olive Oil
Protects your heart
Promotes Weight loss
Combats cancer
Battles diabetes
Smoothes skin
Onions
Reduce risk of heart attack
Combats cancer
Kills bacteria
Lowers cholesterol
Fights fungus
Oranges
Supports immune systems
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Strengthens respiration

Peaches
prevents constipation
Combats cancer
Helps stops strokes
aids digestion
Helps hemorrhoids
Peanuts
Protects against heart disease
Promotes Weight loss
Combats Prostate Cancer
Lowers cholesterol
Aggravates
diverticulitis
Pineapple
Strengthens bones
Relieves colds
Aids digestion
Dissolves warts
Blocks diarrhea
Prunes
Slows aging process
prevents constipation
boosts memory
Lowers cholesterol
Protects against heart disease
Rice
Protects your heart
Battles diabetes
Conquers kidney stones
Combats cancer
Helps stops strokes
Strawberries
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
boosts memory
Calms stress

Sweet Potatoes
Saves your eyesight
Lifts mood
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones

Tomatoes
Protects prostate
Combats cancer
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart

Walnuts
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
boosts memory
Lifts mood
Protects against heart disease
Water
Promotes Weight loss
Combats cancer
Conquers kidney stones
Smoothes skin

Watermelon
Protects prostate
Promotes Weight loss
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure
Wheat Germ
Combats Colon Cancer
prevents constipation
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
improves digestion
Wheat Bran
Combats Colon Cancer
prevents constipation
Lowers cholesterol

Life Is A Gift

Today before you think of saying an unkind word -
Think of someone who can't speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food -
Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife -
Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion.

Today before you complain about life - Think of
someone who went too early to heaven.

Before you complain about your children - Think of
someone who desires children but they're barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house, someone
didn't clean or sweep -
Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive - Think
of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job -
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another -
Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down -
Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around.

Life is a gift, Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, And fulfill it.

Gone Are The Days When

Decisions were made by going eeny-meeny-miney-mo.

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, do over!

Race issue meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly.

Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.

It wasn't odd to have two or three best friends.

Being old, referred to anyone over 20.

The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules didn't matter.

It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an Olympic event.

Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a slingshot.

Nobody was prettier than Mom.

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the big people rides at the amusement park.

Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.

Abilities were discovered because of a double-dog-dare.

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.

No shopping trip was complete, unless a new toy was brought home.

Oly-oly-oxen-free made perfect sense.

Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.

War was a card game.

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.

Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.

Ice cream was considered a basic food group.

Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!

Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their grown up life!

Chooriyan Kharidi Hain

Khuwahisho k Jangal mai Raat Justuju kar k
Hum ne us ki Khatir ab Chooriyan Kharidi hain
Dil bala ka Wehshi tha, Dil se Guftugu kar k
Hum ne us ki Khatir ab Chooriyan Kharidi hain

Wo Ajeeb Larki thi us ko Raass aata tha
Barishon ke Mousam mai Khirkyan khuli rakhna
Us ajeeb Larki ke Dil mai Aaarzoo kar k
Hum ne us ki Khatir ab Chooriyan Kharidi hain

Be-Qarar Jazbon ko Aag jesey Shairon ko
Neend ke Jazeerey mai Udtey oye Parindo ko
Ek Safaid(white) Kagaz per phir se ro-buru kar k
Hum ne us ki Khatir ab Chooriyan Kharidi hain

Kuch Kitabein lena thi aur kuch naye Kaprey
Aur kuch Zururi cheezein b, per yuu hai k
apni her Khuwahish ka is baras Lahoo(Khoon) kar k
Hum ne us ki Khatir ab Chooriyan Kharidi hain.

Some Thing About Guys !

If u treat him nice he says"yaar mujhe line de rahi he"

If u dont he says"kitna akarti hai"

If u dress nicely he says"mujhay impress karna chahati hai"

If u dont he says "tasteless hai yaar"

If u argue with him he says"ziddi hai"

If u sit quietly he says"dumb hai"

If u act smarter he'll lose his brain as u r insulting him

If he acts smarter he think its his right

If u dont love him he says"is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkoon k saath chakkar hai"

If u love him he says"peechay hi par gayee hai"

If u r skinny he says "u shud hv appropriate mass at appropriate places"

If u r healthy he says "u shud b smart"

If u dont tell him ur prob he says" ur not honest 2 me"

If u do tell to him he says "ur a problem child"

If u scold him he says "you act like a nanny giving lecture"

If he scolds u he says "Yaar, its becuz i care"

If u break a promise he says "he does not trust u any more"

If he breaks he says "jaan main majboor tha"

If u smoke he says "u are a bad girl"

If he smokes he says "i m a man"

If u do good in exams he says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum aur good marks"

If he gets goods mark he says"" its my brain"

If u hurt him he says "u r cruel & dont care for my feelings"

If he hurts you he replies" u r not understanding"

& they claim they r not Hypocrites.

Yaad

Jinki Yaad mein hum deewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.

Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye pyaar ki,
Kyunki unki nazar mein hum purane ho gaye.

Baaki kuch na raha zamaane mein,
Jawani guzar rahi mehkhaane mein.

Ab to karle mere pyaar pe yakeen,
Warna zindagi beet jaayegi aazmane mein.

Tumhari har adaa ka kya jawab doon,
Apne pyaar ko kya upahaar doon.

Koi acha sa phool hota to maali se mangwata,
Jo khud gulaab hai usko kya gulaab doon.

Waqt hume bhula chuka hai,
Mukaddar bhi na bhula de.

Hum pyaar isliye nahi karte,
Ki kahin hume phir se koi na rula de.

Aankhon mein aansu aa jaate hain,
Phir bhi labo pe hansi rakhni padti hai.

Yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaron,
Jisse karte hai usi se chupani parti hai.

Tu Kahan Tha

Tu Kahan Tha

Jab Gham Meri Dharkan Meri Baton Se Ayyan Tha,

Tu Kahan Tha...

Jab Chaaron Taraf Dard Ke Darya Ka Samaan Tha,

Tu Kahan Tha...

Ab Aya Hai Jab Dhal Gaye Hien Sabhi Mosam,Mere Humdum...
Jab Tere Liye Mera Her Ehsaas Jawan Tha,

Tu Kahan Tha...

Ab Sirf Khamoshi Hai Muqaddar Ka Sitara,Mere Yaara...
Jab Lub Pe Faqat Tera Faqat Tera Bayaan Tha,

Tu Kahan Tha

Ab Aya Hai Tu Jab Kaam Dikhaya Gaya Sawam, Meray Sajan...
Jab Chaar So Meray Liye Khushiyon Ka Samaan Tha..

Tu Kahan Tha...

Kuch Loog Baddal Gaye Hai

Is raat ki.. Tanhaeeyo ke
Sab rang badal Gaye hai

Chand nikla hai waise hi
Andhere badal Gaye hai

Jinke bharose thi khusiyan
Wo badal Gaye hain

Manzile to abb bhi WO hi hain
Kuch rastay badal Gaye hain

Jinpe kiya tha bharosa humne
Wo dost bicharr Gaye hain

Dakhe thay kabhi jo humne
Wo kahwab badal Gaye hain

Jo banay thay kabhi hamsafar
Aaj WO hi mukarr Gaye hain

Ais tutay huye dil kay saray..
Jazbaat badal Gaye hain

Na badle kabhi hum
Na badle hamaray khayalat

Bas rona hai yahi......
Kuch Loog Baddal Gaye Hai.

Recipe for the perfect marriage

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage,
good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in
Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere.....but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I
haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread
maker.She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" .. So
I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in
the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?"
.... The driver said "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though.! My wife asked "What's on the TV?"I
said "Dust!"

My Best Friend

It seems I can't remember
my life before you were in it.

I think it's because you've made
it so complete.

As constant as the moonbeams,
and the sun rising each day.

You know my every mood,
my every flaw, my every weakness-

Yet, you see the good, the beauty
and the uniqueness in me.




I see the same in you,
and always will.

If I could wrap a star in a bow
and send it down to you,

To illuminate your life with love,
as you do mine-

I would.

I love you, my Best Friend.


By~Ellen M.DuBois~

Jokes

Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student: I love u , u love your daughter , so I love your daughter.


Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".


What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
Subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies
&
Division of friends


A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity and Threat) Analysis.
He said my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out


Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe
is pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare
bhool hamari hi hai
jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

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