Funny SMS

1. What is d similarity btwin Priyanka Gandhi & Fiat Uno ? Do u know? both are made by indians with italian support.

2. What is the similarity betwen "Baygon-spray"& "Body-spray".?? If u Use Baygon spray u will die& If u Don't use Body spray othrs will Die...

3. What will be written on the tomb stone when malika dies? A: AT last she sleeps alone!

4. Whats the difference between Data and Information? 362436 - Data 36-24-36 Information!..

5. What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm? ..? ...? ....? .....? ......? Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai....aur... din badal jate hai..!!

6. When i was young i used 2 pray 4 a bike, then i realised that god doesn't work that way, so i stole a bike & prayed 4 forgiveness.

7. Which is the "Confusing Day" in America?


THINK

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THINK

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It's

"FATHER DAY"

8. WHO INKAR KARTE HAI IKRAR KE LIYE, NAFRT BHI KRTE HAI TO PYAR KE LIYE, ULTI CHAL CHALTE HAI YE ISHQ KRNE WALE, ANKHEN BAND KARTE HAI DIDAR KE LIYE

9. Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

10. Why did Zidane hit Materazzi ? What did Materazzi ask him ? He just asked HUM CLORO-MINT KYOUN KHATE HAIN ?

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