1. Sumtimes u may catch me staring at u,its not coz u r cute.. My mom told me dat DEVILS HAV TAILS,n i am just wondering, where is urs???
2. SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai BATMAN Raato mei Ghoom Raha Hai & Humara DOBBERMAN "SMS" Padh Raha Hai...!!! :)
3. Tabyat thik nahi thi, tantrik ko dikhaya, tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai. Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.
4. Taxi driver to a Marwadi passenger : "Sir gadi ke brake fail ho gaye hai ab kya karu.?" Marwadi : "Haraamkhor, pehle meter band kar..
5. Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai? Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega.
6. tera blood group kya hai urgently call karke bata mere dost ke kutte ka accident ho gaya hai doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kutte ka khun chahiye
7. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
8. Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.
9. U r sweet as chocolat,mitha as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har buri nazar se bachay,kahi mere chipchipe Dost ko chiti na kha jaye..
10. U r Sweet as:CHOCOLATE Meetha as:GULABJAMUN Raseela as:RASGULLA Cool as:ICE CREAM Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye,kahi mere Dost ko cheentiya hi na kha jai.
2. SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai BATMAN Raato mei Ghoom Raha Hai & Humara DOBBERMAN "SMS" Padh Raha Hai...!!! :)
3. Tabyat thik nahi thi, tantrik ko dikhaya, tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai. Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.
4. Taxi driver to a Marwadi passenger : "Sir gadi ke brake fail ho gaye hai ab kya karu.?" Marwadi : "Haraamkhor, pehle meter band kar..
5. Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai? Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega.
6. tera blood group kya hai urgently call karke bata mere dost ke kutte ka accident ho gaya hai doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kutte ka khun chahiye
7. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
8. Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.
9. U r sweet as chocolat,mitha as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har buri nazar se bachay,kahi mere chipchipe Dost ko chiti na kha jaye..
10. U r Sweet as:CHOCOLATE Meetha as:GULABJAMUN Raseela as:RASGULLA Cool as:ICE CREAM Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye,kahi mere Dost ko cheentiya hi na kha jai.
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