1. "*Meri taraf say apko 1 ""PAPPI""
Apki saheli ko 1 ""PAPPI""
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ""PAPPI""
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere ""DOGGY"" ne 10 ""PAPPI"" ko janam dia hai!"
2. "1 medical student ne apni sunder si classmate ko apne khoon
se likha love letter dekar kaha ""mujhe iska jawab zaroor dena""
next day ladki ne jawab diya...
tumhara blood group A+ve hai, hemoglobin ki kami hai,test report batati hai ki tumhe jaundice bhi ho sakta hai!!!
3. "Zikr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka, Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya, Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki, khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya
4. when i call u...
1 ring means i'm thinking of u
2 ring means i like u
3 ring means i missing u
4 ring means i need u
5 ring means NALAYAK PHONE UTHA!!!!"
5. Aahista - aahista milte milte aa gaye mere itne kareeb,
jo kal tak hua karte the ajnabi, ban gaye hain aaj wo hi mera naseeb.
6. Aaj fir tum nazar nahi aye.
Fir tamannaon ke fool murjhaye.
Na jane kin galion me kho gaye tum,
hum to police station se pagalkhane tak dekh ayE.
7. Aaj hum unhe befawa batakar aaye hai,
unke khaton ko pani me bahakar aaye hai,
koi nikal kar padh na le unhe,
isliye pani me bhi aag lagakar aaye hai.
8. Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
9. Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,
na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair,
waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai bus dharkan thami hai tere bagair.
10.Aaj kuchh kami hai tere bagair,
na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair,
waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai,
bus dhadkan thami hai tere bagair..
11.Aakhen khule ho to chahera tumhara ho,
Aakhen band ho to sapna tumhara ho,
mujhe maut ka dar nahi hoga agar kafan ki jagah sath tumhara ho...
12."Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai"
13.Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,
apni jindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
ye to aap ko gd morning kehne k liye uthe hai,
varna hum to abhi bhi so rahe hote.
14.Aapki yaado k mehek in hawao me hai,
Kuchh apnapan sa in fizao me hai.
Khushiya chume aapke kadam hardam,
Yehi sapna nigaho me hai.
15.Ab unki chahat me yeh naubat aa gayi,
thandi hawa bhi hume jala gayi,
kehti hai aap yahan taraste hi reh gaye,
main tumhare sanam ko chhu kar bhi aa gayi.
16."ae khuda aaj ye faisla kar de
use mera ya mujhe uska karde
bahut dukh sahe hain maine
koi khushi ab mere muqaddar karde
bahut mushkil lagta hai usse door rehna
judai ke is safar ko kam karde
jitna door chala gaya hai wo mujhse
use utna hi mere kareeb karde
nahi likha agar naseeb main uska naam
to khatm kar ye zindgani aur mujhe fanaa karde!!! "
17.Agar woh keh de HUM TUMHARE HAIN,
toh hum sabko chhod kar unke ho jayenge.
Agar woh keh de ki khawabo mein ayenge,
toh khuda ki kasam umar bhar ke liye so jaa yege.
18.Aj kuch kami hai tere bagair,
na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair,
waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai
bus dhadkan thami hai tere bagair...
19."Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!"
20.Ankhen kholun to chehra uska ho,
ankhen band karu to sapna uska ho,
mar bhi jaun to gam nahi agar kafan ke badle dupatta uska ho.....
21.Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge Raat mein deepak jalte rahenge khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge
22.Bahut dur hai tumhare ghar se hamara ghar ka kinara, par hum hawa ke har jhonke se pooch lete hain kya haal hai tumhara... "It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
23.Bahut khushnuma kal ki raat guzri,
kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri,
na neend aayi na khwaab koi,
bas aapke hi khayalon ke saath guzri.
24.Bahuth Roya tha main jab mera janam huwa aur hass rahi thi yeh duniya.Badla lunga ek din maut k samay.Hasta hua jaunga aur royegi duniya....
25.Band aakho me sab apna nazar aata hai.
Kholta hu aakhe to sab praya nazar aata hai.
Tum he batao kisko apna samjhu kisko praya.
Raat ke andhero me mera sath chorne walo me,
mera apna saya nazar aata hai.
26.Barh gaye kuch aur uljhan rabta karne k bad,
Khud se bhi shikwa raha un se gila karne k bad,
Is se barh kar aur kia hum per sitam hoga yahan,
Mashwara manga hai us ne faisla karne k bad.
27.Best gift =Z=I=N=D=G=I=
Best ehsas =K=H=U=S=H=I=
Best feeling =P=Y=A=R=
Best relation =D=O=S=T=I=
Best passion =H=U=M=
Best friend =T=U=M=. -) ,
28.Betab tamannao ki kasak rahne do,
manjil ko pane ki lalak rahne do,
aap bhale hi raho dur najro se,
par band palko me apni jhalak rahne Do..
29.Betab tamnnaao ki kasak rehne do,
Manzil ko pane ki lalak rehne do,
Aap bhale hi raho door nazro se,
Par band ankho me apni jhalak rehne do..
30.Bichde hue saathi ro-ro kar naa saza de,
Dua karna khuda se phir mila de,
Bhojh judaii ka uthaya nahi jaata,
Dushwaar hoga jeena mar kar kaise bhula de.
31.Boond Boond se hai sagar ki gehrayi,
Iski har boond hai mujh mein samayi,
Koi maange to ek boond na de sakenge,
Kynki har boond me hai aapki yaad samayi..
32.Chup rehte hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye.
humse koi ruswa na ho jaye.
badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai.
milne se pehle hi judaa na ho jaye..:-)
33.Darte hai aag se, Kahi jal na jaye,
Darte hai khwab se kahi toot na jaye,
Lekin sab se jyada darte hai aap se,
Kahi aap hume BHOOL na jaye..
34.Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
35.Dekh kar humain wo SIR jhukate hai,
bula kar MEHFIL mein NAJRAIN churate hai,
NAFRAT hai hum se to bhi koi BAAT nahi
Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi,
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.
36."KASH SHAYARI HUM BHI LIKH PAATE,
LAFZON KE KHEL HUM BHI KHEL PAATE,
KHUDA NE DIL PAR CHOT KUCH AISI DI..
AANSUON KO CHUPAKE KASH HUM BHI MUSKURA PAATE."
37."Pyar means....
P=phone karna..
Y=yaad karna..
A=azadi khona..
R=rote rehna ki kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yad aaye..So don't love."
38."Saja e khub mili tumse dil lagane ki.
Najar lagi hai mere pyar ko jamane ki.
Ab to kabr me se bhi nikalke kahte hai hath mere.
Hame To HASRATEIN rah gayi tum he gale lagane ki"
39."teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone dnge
meri zindagi me Suraj nikle na nikle
teri zindagi me kabhi sham hone na denge"
40."To meet and depart is the way of life. But to depart and meet is the hope of life.
We meet to create memories. But we depart to preserve it & This is LIFE."
41."Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach KaheNaKahe Aetabar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai."
42."Yeh dekha hai humne azmaker, dhoka dete hain log aksar kareeb akar! kehti hai
duniya par yeh dil nahi manta ki chhod jaoge tum bhi ek din apna banakar..."
43."Yeh Dil Ho Gaya Tumhara, Har Yaad Mein Ho Tum,
Pukarta Hai Tumhe, Kyun Nahi Laut Aate Ho Tum.
Saansein Hain Chalti,Har Saans Mein Ho Tum,
Tanha Ki Tanhaai Hai Roti, Phir Bhi Khaamosh Ho Tum..."
Apki saheli ko 1 ""PAPPI""
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ""PAPPI""
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere ""DOGGY"" ne 10 ""PAPPI"" ko janam dia hai!"
2. "1 medical student ne apni sunder si classmate ko apne khoon
se likha love letter dekar kaha ""mujhe iska jawab zaroor dena""
next day ladki ne jawab diya...
tumhara blood group A+ve hai, hemoglobin ki kami hai,test report batati hai ki tumhe jaundice bhi ho sakta hai!!!
3. "Zikr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka, Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya, Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki, khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya
4. when i call u...
1 ring means i'm thinking of u
2 ring means i like u
3 ring means i missing u
4 ring means i need u
5 ring means NALAYAK PHONE UTHA!!!!"
5. Aahista - aahista milte milte aa gaye mere itne kareeb,
jo kal tak hua karte the ajnabi, ban gaye hain aaj wo hi mera naseeb.
6. Aaj fir tum nazar nahi aye.
Fir tamannaon ke fool murjhaye.
Na jane kin galion me kho gaye tum,
hum to police station se pagalkhane tak dekh ayE.
7. Aaj hum unhe befawa batakar aaye hai,
unke khaton ko pani me bahakar aaye hai,
koi nikal kar padh na le unhe,
isliye pani me bhi aag lagakar aaye hai.
8. Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
9. Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,
na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair,
waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai bus dharkan thami hai tere bagair.
10.Aaj kuchh kami hai tere bagair,
na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair,
waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai,
bus dhadkan thami hai tere bagair..
11.Aakhen khule ho to chahera tumhara ho,
Aakhen band ho to sapna tumhara ho,
mujhe maut ka dar nahi hoga agar kafan ki jagah sath tumhara ho...
12."Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai"
13.Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,
apni jindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
ye to aap ko gd morning kehne k liye uthe hai,
varna hum to abhi bhi so rahe hote.
14.Aapki yaado k mehek in hawao me hai,
Kuchh apnapan sa in fizao me hai.
Khushiya chume aapke kadam hardam,
Yehi sapna nigaho me hai.
15.Ab unki chahat me yeh naubat aa gayi,
thandi hawa bhi hume jala gayi,
kehti hai aap yahan taraste hi reh gaye,
main tumhare sanam ko chhu kar bhi aa gayi.
16."ae khuda aaj ye faisla kar de
use mera ya mujhe uska karde
bahut dukh sahe hain maine
koi khushi ab mere muqaddar karde
bahut mushkil lagta hai usse door rehna
judai ke is safar ko kam karde
jitna door chala gaya hai wo mujhse
use utna hi mere kareeb karde
nahi likha agar naseeb main uska naam
to khatm kar ye zindgani aur mujhe fanaa karde!!! "
17.Agar woh keh de HUM TUMHARE HAIN,
toh hum sabko chhod kar unke ho jayenge.
Agar woh keh de ki khawabo mein ayenge,
toh khuda ki kasam umar bhar ke liye so jaa yege.
18.Aj kuch kami hai tere bagair,
na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair,
waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai
bus dhadkan thami hai tere bagair...
19."Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!"
20.Ankhen kholun to chehra uska ho,
ankhen band karu to sapna uska ho,
mar bhi jaun to gam nahi agar kafan ke badle dupatta uska ho.....
21.Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge Raat mein deepak jalte rahenge khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge
22.Bahut dur hai tumhare ghar se hamara ghar ka kinara, par hum hawa ke har jhonke se pooch lete hain kya haal hai tumhara... "It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
23.Bahut khushnuma kal ki raat guzri,
kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri,
na neend aayi na khwaab koi,
bas aapke hi khayalon ke saath guzri.
24.Bahuth Roya tha main jab mera janam huwa aur hass rahi thi yeh duniya.Badla lunga ek din maut k samay.Hasta hua jaunga aur royegi duniya....
25.Band aakho me sab apna nazar aata hai.
Kholta hu aakhe to sab praya nazar aata hai.
Tum he batao kisko apna samjhu kisko praya.
Raat ke andhero me mera sath chorne walo me,
mera apna saya nazar aata hai.
26.Barh gaye kuch aur uljhan rabta karne k bad,
Khud se bhi shikwa raha un se gila karne k bad,
Is se barh kar aur kia hum per sitam hoga yahan,
Mashwara manga hai us ne faisla karne k bad.
27.Best gift =Z=I=N=D=G=I=
Best ehsas =K=H=U=S=H=I=
Best feeling =P=Y=A=R=
Best relation =D=O=S=T=I=
Best passion =H=U=M=
Best friend =T=U=M=. -) ,
28.Betab tamannao ki kasak rahne do,
manjil ko pane ki lalak rahne do,
aap bhale hi raho dur najro se,
par band palko me apni jhalak rahne Do..
29.Betab tamnnaao ki kasak rehne do,
Manzil ko pane ki lalak rehne do,
Aap bhale hi raho door nazro se,
Par band ankho me apni jhalak rehne do..
30.Bichde hue saathi ro-ro kar naa saza de,
Dua karna khuda se phir mila de,
Bhojh judaii ka uthaya nahi jaata,
Dushwaar hoga jeena mar kar kaise bhula de.
31.Boond Boond se hai sagar ki gehrayi,
Iski har boond hai mujh mein samayi,
Koi maange to ek boond na de sakenge,
Kynki har boond me hai aapki yaad samayi..
32.Chup rehte hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye.
humse koi ruswa na ho jaye.
badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai.
milne se pehle hi judaa na ho jaye..:-)
33.Darte hai aag se, Kahi jal na jaye,
Darte hai khwab se kahi toot na jaye,
Lekin sab se jyada darte hai aap se,
Kahi aap hume BHOOL na jaye..
34.Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
35.Dekh kar humain wo SIR jhukate hai,
bula kar MEHFIL mein NAJRAIN churate hai,
NAFRAT hai hum se to bhi koi BAAT nahi
Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi,
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.
36."KASH SHAYARI HUM BHI LIKH PAATE,
LAFZON KE KHEL HUM BHI KHEL PAATE,
KHUDA NE DIL PAR CHOT KUCH AISI DI..
AANSUON KO CHUPAKE KASH HUM BHI MUSKURA PAATE."
37."Pyar means....
P=phone karna..
Y=yaad karna..
A=azadi khona..
R=rote rehna ki kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yad aaye..So don't love."
38."Saja e khub mili tumse dil lagane ki.
Najar lagi hai mere pyar ko jamane ki.
Ab to kabr me se bhi nikalke kahte hai hath mere.
Hame To HASRATEIN rah gayi tum he gale lagane ki"
39."teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone dnge
meri zindagi me Suraj nikle na nikle
teri zindagi me kabhi sham hone na denge"
40."To meet and depart is the way of life. But to depart and meet is the hope of life.
We meet to create memories. But we depart to preserve it & This is LIFE."
41."Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach KaheNaKahe Aetabar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai."
42."Yeh dekha hai humne azmaker, dhoka dete hain log aksar kareeb akar! kehti hai
duniya par yeh dil nahi manta ki chhod jaoge tum bhi ek din apna banakar..."
43."Yeh Dil Ho Gaya Tumhara, Har Yaad Mein Ho Tum,
Pukarta Hai Tumhe, Kyun Nahi Laut Aate Ho Tum.
Saansein Hain Chalti,Har Saans Mein Ho Tum,
Tanha Ki Tanhaai Hai Roti, Phir Bhi Khaamosh Ho Tum..."
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