Love SMS "7"

1. Biscutwala's LOVEletter:Dear PARLE G,2day is GOODDAY.U've KRACK-JACKED my LITLE HEART,I'M in 50-50 position.Plz dnt play HIDE&SEEK,MARIE me.

2. Before you sleep, id like to say, may angels sweep your worries away! May your dreams be sweet & filled with love, & may God bless you from above. Sleep tight..Gudnite..

3. Accidents do happen.slip,stumble i fall but usually i dont care.but now i dont know what to do Becuase i slipped and fell in 'Love with my sweet heart'

4. A person who truly loves u n knws u, is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while EVERYONE ELSE still believes in the smile on your face..

5. 831: 8 letters 3 words 1 meaning... i love you.

6. 2C light look@SUN, 2C love look@MOON, 2C beauty look@NATURE, 2C hope 2C all of these look@MIRROR! U're d best.
7. 3 Things in Life once gone will never come back TIME, WORDS & OPPORTUNITY. 3 Things in Life should never be Lost HOPE, LOVE & Come on, how can u 4get ME

8. 1 LOVELY quote:We always LOVE our LOVE cz our LOVE always LOVES what we LOVE to LOVE & ur LOVE LOVES the way you LOVE ur LOVE.So keep LOVING.

9. "U learn to like someone when you findout what makes them smile,but you can never truly love someone until you findout what makes them Cry"! "Good night"

Love SMS "6"

1. How about giving your heart to some1 who would love to make you happy, who would love to be loved by you... so how would you feel if i give my heart to you?

2. hw wudu knw f a guy truly luvs u? its wen u scream he's calm. wen u slap hm, he kises u. wen u cry, he hugs u. & wen u tel hm u h8 hm, he tels u I LOVE U

3. Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight: A Night Full of Love, A Peaceful Sleep, A Beautiful Dream, and A prayer that will come true! Gud Night...!

4. Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, LOVE makes everything beautiful, May you have all the three.

5. Feeling of love + Moment of caring + Small small sharing + Stupid fights + Shoulders 2 cry + To be together in pain = A Miracle called "F.R.I.E.N.D.S"take care.

6. everyone says you only fall in love once but that's wrong; everytime i see your smile i fall in love all over again!

7. Each moment has its own value, morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings FAITH, evening brings LOVE,night brings DREAMS,wish u of all them TODAY..!!

8. Do you often wonder if sum1 is thinking of u? do u often wonder if sum1 out there misses u? do u often wonder if sum1 loves u? well, stop wondering coz i do!

9. Devotion to God is true love. Worldly pleasure is deceptive, true happiness resides only in God Worship God at the end of happiness, unhappiness, and temporal life.

10. D only way 2 knw dat sum1 truly luvs u is whn aftr uv turnd him down, u see him rise from d fall, walk up to u & say "i love you more now than i ever did be4".

Love SMS "5"

1. Life is 4 livin, I Live 4 U. Songs r 4 singin, I Sing 4 U. Love is 4 carin, I Care 4 U. Angels r 4 keepin, Can I keep U...?

2. it's not being in love that makes me happy, it's being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

3. Im just dropping by 2 wish u d sweetest, loveliest, happiest, cutest, mst wonderful, mst romantic, mst cherished & mst beautiful dream 2nyt! Whew! Sleep tight!

4. if you love someone with all your heart and you cannot bear to be apart, tell them now before it's too late because not everyone has the patience to wait.

5. If U die early it means that God loves U a lot.... As U r still on earth that means there is some1 who loves U even more than God..

6. If u have a heart that obeys ur mind u can win the whole world. If u have a mind that obeys ur heart u can win the love of so many hearts.

7. I never knew how to worship until i knew how to love i seem to have loved you in numberless forms numberless times in life after life in age after age foreve r.

8. I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 360 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !

9. I knocked at heavens door God said-Wht can i do 4 u? I said-Love,Protect, bless the one who is reading this message. He smiled & replied "GRANTED".

10. I have a lil angel flyin around wit a hammer.Every person it hits gets lil bit of my love & affection..hope it beats crap out of u..

Love SMS "4"

1. Lot of things go unquestioned, Lot of questions go unanswered, Few words go unsaid, Few go unheard, Some dreams r born, some r buried alive..That's LOVE....

2. Love is a fire but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house you can never tell.

3. Love is like playing the piano. First, you must learn to play the rules. Then you must forget the rules and play by your heart.

4. Love is magical. It's a language that deaf can hear, a song d crippled can dance to, and a sunset d blind can see.

5. Love is nt finding sum1 2 go 2 bed with,but findg sum1 u want 2 wakeup next 2 in the mrng.Luv is not findg d perfct person, but findg d imperfect person perf ect

6. LOVE is something beautiful,a desire,a feeling that one would like to catch.LOVE is the feeling that makes U feel alive.LOVE is something that may never go away

7. LOVE MEANS- L-LAKE OF BEER O-OCEAN OF WHISKY V-VALLEY OF RUM E-END OF STOCK (bar closed) LOVE is injurious for health So don't love.

8. Lovely roses & lovely you and lovely are the things u do.. But the loveliest is the frendship of the two, one is me & the other one is U

9. Lovin wat u get is compromise. Gettin wat u luv is succes. Lovin widout carin whthr u'll get or nt is Tru Luv. Lovin evn aftr knwin tht u wont get, is Pure Luv!

10. Loving sum1 who doesnt love you is like watching a star you know you can never reach. But you just have 2 kip on trying... Why not? Stars CaN FaLL, right?!

Love SMS "3"

1. Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

2. Nice Thought- If i love myself despite my infinite faults, how can i hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults? Think about it.

3. Never frown, even when u are sad, bcoz u never know who is falling in love with your smile. To the world u may be 1 person, but to 1 person u may be the wor ld.

4. My day won't certainly be over for I stil hav something left 2 do. I just couldn't sleep without saying I love you. Gud night!

5. Money says "Earn me lot" time says "plan me lot" flowers says "love me lot" study says "learn me lot" sms says "send me lot" & i say "remember me lot".

6. Mornings r d Best Part Of d Day. Its a Sign That GOD Loves Us, Is Giving Us Another Day 2 Live N A Chance 2 Greet Some1 "Good morning"!!

7. Look at sun & u c TIME. Look in heart & u c LOVE. Look in eyes & u c LIFE. Look at ur mobile &u c who's thinking of U! Its me.

8. look at the SUN & you c TIME.. look in the HEART & you c LOVE.. look in the EYES & you c LIFE.. look at ur MOBILE & c who's REMEMBERING U!!!

9. Loosin the person u love hurts.Some people say u ll get over it easily but its really tough especially when the one u loved was the only one u ever loved!!.

10. Losing d person u lov hurts.Some people say u'll get over it easily but its really tough especily whn d 1 u loved was d only 1 u ever loved....

Love SMS "2"

1. The loveliest day comes wen u wake up to find tht love still colour world thru people who truely care n nvr fail to remember u.

2. The only way 2 love is not finding the perfect person bt by loving the imperfect person perfectly. True love doesnt hav a happy ending. it simply doesnt end.

3. The eyes say, i love you dear. the lips move, no words appear. if your love is true, sincere and real, what the lips hide, the eyes reveal.

4. 'sometimes v must get hurt in order to grow, v must fall in love to know, sometimes our vision clears only afte our eyes are washed away with tears'.

5. So Often We Don't Say "I LOVE YOU", because We Fear Losing Someone... But More Often, We Lose them, because We Fear Sayin "I LOVE YOU"... .

6. People die younger, because god loves them so much., You're still on earth, bcoz there's someone who loves you more than god...and you know who it is thats me

7. People die younger, because god loves them so much... You're still on earth,

8. because there's someone who loves you more than god... Trust me THAT IS TRUE

9. Perfect love is not recieving, it's giving and FORgiving. Perfect love is not red roses on valentine day, its the rest of the 364 days of knowing your love!

10. Philosophy of love & life " If u r not in love, u r missing something in life. If u r in love with someone, u r missing everything in life"....

Love SMS

1. You've got to find what you love.And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill large part of your life,and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you beleive is great work.

2. With every act of Love you do today,u weave one more golden thread in the blanket that will warm u tomorrow.Live to love n love to live...

3. Whenevr u c LOVE coming,WELCOME it,open ur Arms,Embrace it & let it ENTER into U! People will ask U R U in LOVE? jst say-no,LOVE is in me!

4. When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, When tears flow in ur eyes.. always rmember 3 things.. i am here i care! i love u!

5. When the situation gets you down, remember theres someone in heaven who loves you and watches over you. and there is someone on earth who cares for you. i do.

6. When asked "What is Forgiveness?", A little girl gave this lovely reply: "Its the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed"

7. V smile at whom v like.V cry for whom v care.v share with whom v love.V laugh with whom v enjoy.& V bcom angry with whom v feel is our own. Thats frenship.

8. To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason and to care without expectation is the heart of true F R I E N D ! ! !.

9. Thought of the day: if i love myself despite my infinite faults, how can i hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults? Think about it...

10. There r 2 thngs in life dat r more PAINFULL dan DEATH 1 is wen ur luv loves u n doesn't tell u, other wen ur luv doesn't love u n tells u!

Friendship SMS "8"

1. The hardest part of missin frnds isnt their absence,its wen u thnk of all those gud times u hv shared n u ask urself"will those moments ever happen again?"

2. The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called FAILURE. A loop called CONFUSION Speed bumps called BAD FRIENDS, Red lights called ENEMIES. Caution lights called FAMILY. You will have flat tyre called jobs. But, if you have a spare wheel called DETERMINATION, An engine called PERSEVARANCE, Insurance called FAITH, A driver called GOD, You will make it to a place called 'SUCCESS'. Best wishes for you.

3. The twinkee in ur eyes makes my day,ur smile makes my week,ur laugh makes my month ur sweetness makes my year &ur frndshp has made my life.

4. The WRONG kind of people DISLIKE U 4 the GOOD in U & The RIGHT kind of people LIKE U KNOWING even D BAD in U.. That makes a Friendship strong..

5. This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be a friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend Forever!

6. Tru friendship nevr fads with time it becomes more tasteful like old wine.only a fren cn undrstand da unsaid words n convert da roling tears in2 smile.

7. Wake me up wen ur heart needs company,Take my hand wen u feel alone,talk 2 me wen u feel sad,coz til life runs out,I wil always b ur FRIEND...

8. Walk With me when ur heart needs company. Talk with me when u feel alone . trust me when ur heart beats more.think of me whenever u need good friend. Gud Nite.

9. What is friendship? You fight about the smallest things in life when you are together and miss those very smallest things when you are torn apart by time!!

10. When u count best friends, u may not count me; When u count close friends, U may not count me; But when u really need a friend, just start from me....!!

Friendship SMS "7"

1. One best book is equal to hundred good friends... BUT, One good friend (like u) is equal to a library..! GOOD MORNING HAVE A NICE DAY

2. Our friendship is like playin on a seesaw.-..not because its always fun with U-...but also because i wont mind going down to c u rise...

3. People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life,But i made my friends like u in this world and made my life a HEAVEN.

4. SCIENCE has proved that SUGAR dissolves in WATER. Thank GOD u dont take BATH, else i wud hav lost my SWEET FRIEND..

5. Sleepy message for a Sleepy person from a Sleepy friend for a Sleepy reason at a Sleepy time on the Sleepy day in a Sleepy mood to say.. "Good Night"

6. Sometimes in life...we tend to run so fast that we don't notice FRIENDS running with us...we only notice THEM when we fall & THEY stop to pick us up.

7. Special friendS are part of my meMories tht even time can never Erase.& when i'm blessed with Friends like you,my memories are worth keeping

8. Sweet is ur Memory...Dear is ur Name...Close 2 my Heart U will always remain..I met u as a stranger n took u as a friend..Hope our Friendship never End.

9. The best cosmetic for the lips is truth, for the voice is prayers, for the eyes is pity,for the hands is charity & for the life is "Friendship"

10. The Best Kind Of Friend is One With Whom You Sit On A Bench Saying Nothing & When You Get Up And Go, You Feel You Have Had The Best Conversation Of Your Life !!

Friendship SMS "6"

1. Im nt Wealthy bt i ve Rich Heart, im nt Best but ill try my Best, i may nt be right E-time but im surely nt Wrong to chos U as my Friend !.

2. In 1 year getting 100 Friends is not an achivement. If 1 get a Good Friend for 100 years,he is an achiver.am D Achiver.Bcoz I hAv u .

3. In Lfe, Dnt b Slow so dat "I MISS U", Dnt b2 Fast so dat "U MISS ME", Jst "Bwid ME", so dat "V R 2GETHER" 4 d MOMNT cald "FRIENDS FOREVER"

4. Leave something 4 a friend,never leave a friend 4 something,coz in life,somethings will leave u,but friends will always live wid u!

5. Leave SOMETHING for friend.. Never Leave FRIEND for something.. coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always be with u..

6. Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when a million are against you.

7. Minutes r small, Hrs r less, Days r short, Months r few, Yrs r not enough 2 b with u, I can take 10 more births if I get a sweet FRND like U..

8. Most Friendships are like a delicate flower,eventually they dry and die.I however,am a cactus; I'll always b poking U so that U remember me.

9. My frndship is like DRUGS, once u take it u can't avoid it, wen u don't get it u r sick & wen u lose it u r destroyed. So dont dare 2 forget ME..

10. Often we stand at life's crossroads & view what we think is the END. But then only a true frnd tells RELAX ! Its just a BEND & not an END...

Friendship SMS "5"

1. Good friends r like a pair of knife in a scissor, often moving in opposite direction, Yet punishing whoever comes in b'ween them.. "Like Us"...

2. Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael Fiernd Sihp Eevn We Hvae So Mnay Msi Unerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg Btu i Konw U Cna Raed Wtih Otu Msitkae.

3. GoodMorninG i mean GoodEveninG i mean GoodNight mmm.. i think..time is not important i Just.want 2 Say that i rememberd u.

4. Great calculation: Only twenty percent of boys have brains. Rest of them have GIRLFRIENDs...

5. I dropped 1 Tear from my eyes into the ocean when i was thinking abt u & promised that i'll b ur friend till i find that tear.

6. I keep memories of all our special times tucked in my heart n wen i remember those times,I smile n fall in luv wit our friendship all over again. . .

7. Ice is a Cream, Luv is a Dream but our relationship is Evergreen. Don't make friends before Understanding & don't break friendship after

8. If 2 Hrts r Ment 2 b frnds, No Mater Hw Long it taks, Hw Far Dey Go, Hw Tuf it Cems, Fate Wil Bring Dem 2Gether, 2 Share FRNDSHIP 4ever

9. If there is a tension then here is a help; if there is a problem then here is a solution; if there is a friend then here is a heart............ GOOD MORNING...

10. If u find ur wrld as a sky n ur frnds as STARS,n if u dnt find me among them,dnt worry,i may hav jus fallen to make ur wish come true. Good morning

Friendship SMS "5"

1. Frndship is a package of FEELING... Nobdy can make it. Nobdy can delete it. Nobdy can explain it. Real frnds can feel it...

2. Frndshp is a chain of gold.each link is a smile,a tear,a laugh,a grip of d hand,a word of cheer.no matter how heavy the load i'll be ur friend.

3. Dream a dream tonight as u sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that u may keep. May all of ur drms & wishes come true, bcoz I could not find a better frnd like u.

4. Dream a dream tonight as u sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that u may keep. May all of ur drms & wishes come true, bcoz I could not find a better frnd like u.

5. Every garden must have a rose,every sweet face must have a smile, every grass must have dew & every person in this world must have a frnd like u God bless u

6. Far or near u r my dear. Young or old u r my gold. East or west u r my best. Ugly or cute u r my sweet. Start or End u r my FRIEND.

7. Gettin frnds is like sunrise, it hapens daily, gettin true frnds is lik rain, it hapns yearly, but getin a Frnd lik U is like Raining in March it happens Rar ely

8. Getting frnd is like sunrise,it hapns daily. Getting true frnd is like rain, it occurs yearly But getting dear frnd like U is like TSUNAMI once in a life time.

9. God gives us 2 gifts.One is chance & another is choice, chance is to have a good friend & choice is to select the best one like you!.

10. GOLDEN Phrases of friendship: "don't believe the doubted One"... & "don't doubt the belived One".....! That retains friendship for long.....

Friendship SMS "4"

1. FRIENDS are like SEA WAVES who come into our Life suddenly, WAVES leave behind beautiful Shells, FRIENDS leave behind beautiful Memories.... "Good Night"

2. Friends may B old.. Friends may B new.. Real friends R few.. So whenever u R lonely, Remember its true.. Someone.. Somewhere.. is thinking of U.

3. Friendship doesn't occur with special people... But people become special after being freindz... I dont know what i am to u, but u are always special to me .

4. Friendship is d inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person because u neither have 2 weigh ur thoughts nor measure ur words.

5. Friendship is like a Book,It takes Few Seconds to Burn but it takes years to Print...So Print it Carefully & Never let it burn.

6. Friendship is never measured by the number of times he/she made you laugh... but by the number of times he/she made you smile after you had cried.

7. Friendship means... to FEEL some1 in every HEART beat... FIND some1 in every THOUGHT... to SEE some1 with CLOSED eyes... & 2 MISS some1 with every breath...!

8. friendship needs no demands, no promises and no expectations..it needs just two people..a Fool like you and a cool like me......

9. Friendship requires real effort.even wen1of them is busy wit his own life...A simple sms reminds each othr tat u r not 4gotn!

10. FRIENSHIP is a network that needs..no recharge! no roaming! no validity limit! no activation! no signal problems! Just don't switch off ur HEART.

Friendship SMS "3"

1. Alone? I'll be ur shadow.. Want 2cry? Here's my shoulder.. Need a hug? I'embrace u tight... Coz where ur strength ENDS, my worth of being ur friend BEGINS...

2. Art of living: first of all,dont mk frndz. if made,dont go close to thm. if gone,dont like thm. if liked,thn plz.. dont leave thm.. gud nyt swt drmz

3. As precious as u r to me, As precious no one can ever be, I know friends r hard to choose, But u r a friend I never want to lose.

4. As the day turns to night, keep your worries out of sight, close your eyes and go to sleep for all the good times are yours to keep. good night!

5. Beautiful frendz & Beautiful thought r rare 2 find. But i'm lucky 2 fnd such a beautiful frend whose beautiful thoughts alway's fill my mind... Gud Mrng

6. Eyes r two,but vision is one. Ears r two,but sound is one. Legs r two but walk is one. Similarly we r 2 but our FRIENDSHIP is one.

7. FACT OF LIFE: When u r up in life, ur friends get to know who you are... When you are down in life, you get to know who your friends are..!

8. Fndship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending 2 simply coz it doesn t end as long as friends r true , just like u !

9. For all the friendship u share, for all the ways u care, for all the times u are there , u r special n beyond compare... Jst wanna say take care..Gud nyt.

10. Friends and Friendship. It's a package of feelings., Nobody can make it., Nobody can delete it,Nobody can explain it. Only we can feel it.

Friendship SMS "2"

1. A friend is a sweet gift An emotional lift A heart healer A mood chiller A gem so rare An answered prayer A happy mate A lucky fate Like U...

2. A FRIEND like YOU is a gift that paints a smile in my HEART. It gives memories that will stay in me.. not for a while, but for a.. L-I-F-E-T-I-M-E

3. A frnd scolds like dad,cares like mom,teases like sis,irritates like bro,luvs like sweetheart. FRNSHIP-The blend of all relations & thats y,FRNZ R FRNZ.

4. A Match $tick glows f('.')r few $econds, A Candle glow$ for few hour$, The $un glow$ for a day, but, "TRUE FRND$HIP " will glow forever.!

5. A memory lasts forever never does it die true friends stay together and never said goodbye.

6. A moment of joy spent undr a willow,d tear of eye dat wets ur pillow,Sumtimes pain n sumtimes pleasure,Wen given by FRIENDS,both r TREASURE!

7. A new day welcomes u wid same old sun,a new flower makes u smile wid same old fragrnce,a new wish 2 keep u hale & hearty by same old friend.

8. A nice thought - "Friendship" is not a big fire which burns all day but,its a small lamp that burns till the last day of life.

9. A special smile, a special face,a special sum1 i can't replace , a special hi from me to u for the special frndship i hve found in u.

10. A true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away. A true friend is like

Friendship SMS "1"

1. "Be slow in choosing a friend and much slower while loosing them" Because friendship is not an opportunity. Its a sweet responsibility..

2. "Old friends r gold..! New friends r diamond! If u get diamond dont forget the gold, coz to hold a diamond u need a base of gold."

3. "TRUE FACTS" @ There is no Volcano in India. @ No Theatres in Bhutan. @ No Coconut trees in UP. @ No Rain at day time in Nepal. @ No Rivers in Arabia. @ No Trees in Antartica. @ No Snakes in Hawai Island. @ No Mosquitoes in France... @ No country without friends. Good evening.

4. 1day my brain asked me "wy r u sending messages to that person who is not messaging you?" but my little heart said to brain" you need message i need friend"

5. 1st we never knew each other,but chains of frenship brought us 2gethr..we may or may not meet each other,but let us try not to 4get each other.. "Have a Nice Day"

6. =========== Friends & Friendship ===========
Its a package of feelings Nobody can make it Nobody can delete it Nobody can explain it Only "WE" can "FEEL" it

7. 9Planets 8 Directions 7 Wonders 6 Senses 5 Pandavas 4 Seasons 3 choices 2 Genders & 1 Friend Like U.. Hardest moment is not tht wn u lose something and tears come out of ur eyes,but its the one wn u lose somethin and still u manage to SMILE.

8. A BEAUTIFUL FRNDSHIP POEM : .... Are we frnds or Are we not? You told me once,but i forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, so i can say, I am here for u. Of all the frnds I hav evr met, u r the one I'll nevr forget. And if i die.. before you do, I'll go to heaven AND wait for u.....

9. A broken star asked me to choose between a million dollars & a great friend. The way i am, i chose a million dollars because i already have you :-)

10. A DOCTOR can save my lyf A LAWYER can defend my lyf A SOLDIER can giv me a peaceful lyf but only a Friend lyk u can giv me true life.

Love And Friendship SMS "3"

1.
Q.What's life?
A.What u make it 2 b.
Q.What's happiness?
A.What ur heart sees.
Q.What's love?
A.Precious if true.
Q.What's friendship?
A.Nothing without u!!

2. Sacrifice is greater than love. Character is greater than beauty. Humanity is greater than wealth. But nothing is greater than friendship.....

3.
The most selfish 1letter ' I ' - Avoid it.
Most satisfactry 2letters 'WE'- Use it.
Most poisonous 3letters 'EGO'- Kill it.
Most used 4letters 'LOVE'- Value it.
Most pleasing 5letters 'SMILE'- Keep it.
Fastst spreading 6letters 'RUMOUR'- Ignore it.
Hard working 7letters 'SUCCESS'- Achive it.
Most enviable 8letters 'JEALOUSY'- Distance it.
Most essential 9letters 'PRINCIPLE'- have it.
Most divine 10letters 'FRIENDSHIP' maintain it.

4. They luv u, bt r nt ur lover. They care 4u, bt r nt frm ur family.T hey share ur pain, but r not in ur blood relation. THEY ARE FRIENDS .

5. True Friends see U thru.. Believe in things U wanna do ..Feel glad when Ur dreams come true ..Best of all they dont judge U ..They simply love U coz U r "BEST OUT OF BESTS".

6. U r 99%beauty U r 98% sweet U r 97% nice U r 96% cute U r 95% lovely but most important is u r 100% my dear friend.

Love And Friendship SMS "2"

1. Fact of life: More often,v fall in luv wid a person v can nvr live wid n sumtimes d one v truely LOVE remains either a frend or a stranger..

2. Friendship "means 2 help without 'Hesitation', 2 give without 'Expectation', 2 love without 'Limitation', & 2 remember even without 'COMMUNICATION'

3. Friendship is not a degree to start and finish with in 3 or 4 years, it is a life time course_______ not just to study but also to feel, live and love

4. Attraction happy many times,love happens sometimes,marriage may happen 1 time but a gud frnd like u happens once in LIFE TIME.

5. Insecurity of loosing love makes us mistakenly lose the friend in them,insecurity of loosing the friend in them makes us mistakenly fall in love with them.

6.
L-Love,
I-Imagination,
F-Friend,
E-Entertainment,
'LIFE' will Become 'LIE' if there is no 'F' of FRIEND....

7. Love- easy to say difficult to stay beautiful to feel difficult to deal difficulty is a part of life and thats the reason why girlfriend is never a wife..!!

8. Love is beautiful.. Because its a feeling which controlled by the heart. But friendship is very very beautiful because its a feeling that controls the heart. ...

9. Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!!

10. Lovely chocolate n lovely u..n lovely r the things u do..but the loveliest is the friendship of the two..one is me n one is U.

Love And Friendship SMS

1. ---------- FRIENDS CARD ---------- Entitles u 2 unlimited visits 2 my Heart &Mind 24 hrs,365 Days COMPLIMENTRY Love & Care VALID UP2: My Death. chaihye kya?

2. "Love ur self, roam with ur understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity, marry genuineness, divorce the ''ego''.Thats life with friendship.

3. ,////, ( '._.' ) @ >")("< GOOD FRIEND are those WHO CARE without hesitations,WHO LOVE without limitations,and WHO REMEMBER even without communication

4. A bond of love...A medal of trust...A shoulder in sadness...A hand in darkness...A special relation to hold..An ear where secrets can be told..That's FRIENDS HIP

5. A lover may make u realise how wonderful the world is,but it's a friend who makes u realise how wonderful u r to the world.

6. A lover says, "I will be with u in all ur troubles" but best friend says, "You will have no troubles when I am with you."

7. Death:Where ever you go I will follow you. love:where ever you go i will cheat you. friend: where ever you go I will save you.

8. Dont love a friend who hurts you...Dont hurt a friend who loves you...Sacrifice everything for a friend...Bt dont sacrifice a friend for anything..!!

9. Eyes r parents,Heart is lover,Brain is teacher, Brothers & Sisters r fingers, but a loving Friend is Blood! So always keep flowing regularly.

10. F: Field_of_Love R: Root_of_Joy I: Island_of_Care E: End_of_Sorrow N: Name_of_Hope D: Door_of_ Understanding. Thats y, U r a GREAT FRIEND of MINE...!.

Love SMS

1. " waqt mile to hame yaad karna, pal pal na sahi din mein ek bar yaad kar lena, dost honge aap ke 1000 par ham bhi ek hai itna yaad kar lena...

2. agar hamara saath nahi nibhana hai aapko to hume aise muskurane par mazaboor na ki jiye, has kar bahot baar roya hai humne aaj phirse rone par mazaboor na ki jiye

3. Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi, Intezar bhala par judai to nahi, Milna bichhadna to kismat hai apni, Aakhir insaan hai hum farishthe to nahi.

4. BANIA apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi khayega,use 5 Rs dunga. Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use hi khana milega. JAI BANIA.

5. Bohat ho chuki mohabbat mein meri ruswai Ae Khuda main wafa kar ke bhi bewafa kehlaya Dard kitne hain bata nahin sakta Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahin sakta Ankhon se samjh sako tu samjh lo Ansoon gire hain kitne gina nahin sakta

6. Der raat jab kisi ki yad sataye, thandi hawa jab zulfon ko sahlaye, karlo aankhe band aur so jao, kya pata jiska hai khyal wo khwabon mein aa jaye.

7. Dil chahe dekhna unhe to batao aankho ka kya kasoor. Har pal mahsoos ho jo unki khushbu to, sanson ka kya kasoor. Vaise to har khwab pooch ke nahi aate, maga r har roj unka khwab aaye to raton ka kya kasoor.

8. Meri mohabbat fanah kaun karega,sab nek banege to gunah kaun karega,aye khuda us bewafa ko salamaat rakhna,warna meri maut ki dua kaun karega

9. Na muskuraane ko ji chahta hai na aansu bahaane ko ji chahta hai. aur kya likhun aapki yaad mein. bas aapke paas aane ko jee chahta hai...

Funny SMS

1. Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai india ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, jahan bhi deewar milti hai log wahin moot jate hain....

2. Namaskar, Agar aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen, Yadi Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen. Aur In mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,Hum samajh jaenge..within 5m in.

3. Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari, Laat maaregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari ban jao brahmchari, Ye jaankari janhit me jaari

4. Nazro ne harpal apka deedar manga,jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga,ruth gaya Khuda bhi humse jab humne apni har dua me apka sath manga..

5. Niche aapke liye 'DUSMANI' ka gift hai
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6. Nxt gen Child wil sing in school: Twinkle twinkle litle star, I just went 2 royal bar,Whisky rates r up so high, So drink a beer wth chiken fry. . :-) :-) :-)

7. Om namah SHIVAY! Om sai RAM! Wahe GURU! Jai sri KRISHNA! Dar mat! Kisi ko forward nahi karna hai.... Khud hi jap le.... "P A A P I"

8. Om namah shivaye om sai ram wahe guru jai shri krishna...... ... ............ dar mat kisi ko bhejna nahi hai...khud hi jap le..."Papi".

9. Once Great Warrior Alexander saw a Little Child playing with a Lion,He surrendered his sword at the child's feet.Now da Child has GrownUp & wishes u Gud morning

10. Pad likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !! So enjoY!!

11. Puri botal na sahi,ek jaam to ho jaye,milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe jukam to ho jaye..Wah...Wah wah..Ab

Funny SMS

1. Pyaar karne se pehle pyaar ka anjam dekh lo . . . Pyaar karne se pehle pyaar ka anjaam dekh lo . . . Na yakin aaye to . . . . Film TERE NAAM dekh lo..

2. Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se rote-2 naina thak jayenge. Pyar karna hamesha padosi se roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge

3. PYAR karoge paresan rahoge, SHADI karoge shansari banoge.DIVORCE doge devdas banoge, hamse dosti karoge BIDNASH rahoge...!

4. Pyar se pyari koi majburi nahi hoti, Kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,Dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai, nazron se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti.

5. PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai.. Ankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai.. Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka kya kare yar RAJ KAPOOR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai.

6. Q : Wat is the height of mixed emotion ???
Ans : Wen ur mother -in- law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes.....

7. Q:- Aisi-Taisi kab hoti hai?
Ans:-Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki ganth na khule.

8. Q: What sort of Women wear Revealing Clothes ??
Ans:-Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men.

9. Q:why do boys go 2temples?
Ans:Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja Bhkti Bhawana Shrdha Aarti Archna Aradhna Laxmi Jyoti..

10. Ravan-Maai..Bhiksha de do..
Lady-Yeh lo..
Ravn-Rekha paar karo
Lady cross d line
Ravan-Haha! Me bhikshuk nahi RAVAN hu
Lady-hehe.Me bhi SEETA nahi kamvali hu..

Funny SMS

1. Ravi:I can live on what I write.
Raj:Wow!Do you write stories for magazines?
Ravi:No,I write letters to my father,asking for money.

2. Read slowly u r que tea, luv lee, grey ate, on nest, at track thief, cheer fool, soup pub and u r my most press yes friend. Housdat!!

3. Red rose:Luv Yellow rose: Friendship wat I hve 4 u? Any guess "black rose" rukhe baalon me jaan dale BLACK ROSE KALI MEHNDI

4. Scientific question. How does blood reach ur head? Simple...! Direction of liquid always flows towards "EMPTY SPACE"...

5. SITUATIONAL MSG - ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..." boley to.... sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta"

6. SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai,Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar denge,Ek call roz aap karo baki Misscall hum karenge

7. Some men join the army because they are single & they like war. Some men join the army because they are married & they like peace.

8. Some Romantic Chocolates:
KIT KAT - Kiss In Time, Kiss At Touch.
DAIRY MILK - Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediatly for a Long Kiss.
PERK - Personal Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH - Most Unforgetbale Naughty Cool Hug.

9. Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears, wen i m woried no 1 c my pain, wen i m happy no 1 c my smile lekin sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..

10. Sumtimes i feel wat i earnd in life,money? naa! name? naa! fame? naa! bt i erned d mst precious thing frnd lke u...Bole to "ANOKHA NAMUNA

Funny SMS

1. Sumtimes u may catch me staring at u,its not coz u r cute.. My mom told me dat DEVILS HAV TAILS,n i am just wondering, where is urs???

2. SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai BATMAN Raato mei Ghoom Raha Hai & Humara DOBBERMAN "SMS" Padh Raha Hai...!!! :)

3. Tabyat thik nahi thi, tantrik ko dikhaya, tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai. Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.

4. Taxi driver to a Marwadi passenger : "Sir gadi ke brake fail ho gaye hai ab kya karu.?" Marwadi : "Haraamkhor, pehle meter band kar..

5. Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai? Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega.

6. tera blood group kya hai urgently call karke bata mere dost ke kutte ka accident ho gaya hai doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kutte ka khun chahiye

7. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

8. Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

9. U r sweet as chocolat,mitha as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har buri nazar se bachay,kahi mere chipchipe Dost ko chiti na kha jaye..

10. U r Sweet as:CHOCOLATE Meetha as:GULABJAMUN Raseela as:RASGULLA Cool as:ICE CREAM Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye,kahi mere Dost ko cheentiya hi na kha jai.

Funny SMS

1. u stole my memories i excused !u stole my peace i excused !u stole my smile i excused u!bt this is 2 much! mere doggie ka biscuit vapis karo

2. Udaas hu par naraz nahi, Tere dimag me hu par tere paas nahi, Vaise to sab mere paas hai, Par tujhsa koi khaas nahi....

3. Unki chahat ko apni mohabbat bana ke dekh, Unki hasi ko apne hoton se muskurakar dekh, Unke ashkon ko apni ankhon se girakar dekh, Unki bechainiyon ko apne dil main basa ker dekh, Ye mohabbat ek hasin tohfa hai ae dost, Kabhi mohabbat ko is tarah bhi nibhakar dekh..

4. Ur smile is Like 7up zara hat k' Ur voice is like ruh-afzah rahat-e-jan' Ur friendship is like coke Maza zindgi ka' Ur msg is like pepsi 'Dil mange more.

5. U'r very special for me. I'm very concerned about u'r safety. But I can't be with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 anothe r!

6. Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

7. Wat words starts with'S' n ends with'X'. It has a lot of ups n down movements .
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8. Wat would confuse a mentally retarded person? Ans: a pineapple confused? see i told u that u Wud be. hehe

9. We WIN and LOSE things everyday. But trust me on one thing: You will NEVER lose ME! I will ALWAY§ be thr. To eat ùr head! (",) JL.

10. What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his Examination?Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

Funny SMS

1. What is d similarity btwin Priyanka Gandhi & Fiat Uno ? Do u know? both are made by indians with italian support.

2. What is the similarity betwen "Baygon-spray"& "Body-spray".?? If u Use Baygon spray u will die& If u Don't use Body spray othrs will Die...

3. What will be written on the tomb stone when malika dies? A: AT last she sleeps alone!

4. Whats the difference between Data and Information? 362436 - Data 36-24-36 Information!..

5. What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm? ..? ...? ....? .....? ......? Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai....aur... din badal jate hai..!!

6. When i was young i used 2 pray 4 a bike, then i realised that god doesn't work that way, so i stole a bike & prayed 4 forgiveness.

7. Which is the "Confusing Day" in America?


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"FATHER DAY"

8. WHO INKAR KARTE HAI IKRAR KE LIYE, NAFRT BHI KRTE HAI TO PYAR KE LIYE, ULTI CHAL CHALTE HAI YE ISHQ KRNE WALE, ANKHEN BAND KARTE HAI DIDAR KE LIYE

9. Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

10. Why did Zidane hit Materazzi ? What did Materazzi ask him ? He just asked HUM CLORO-MINT KYOUN KHATE HAIN ?

Funny SMS

1. why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass?
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2. Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror,terror, suspense, irony, stupidity n tragedy of LIFE.

3. Why dont dogs marry?
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..Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

4. Why everybody is invited on marriage but not on marriage anniversaries????
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SUKH KE SAB SAATHI,DUKH MEIN NAA KOI

5. Wo bole "mehfil mei kahin hamare joote kho gaye ab hum ghar kaise jayege",
Hamne kaha"aap shayari shuru kar dijiye itne aayege k count nahi kiye jayege."

6. Ye pyar bhi ajeeb hota hai, Maa se ho to mamta, Pita se ho to kartavya, Bhai se ho to dharm, Behen se ho to farz or Biwi se ho to Sonu-Monu Chotu-Pappu.

7. Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, rehte hai jo nigaho se door,sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...

8. Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho, Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho...!!!

9. Zid Apni Na Chhodi aur pyar bhara dil tod diya..! kuchh paiso k liye zaalim tumne SMS karna chhod diya.

10. Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,agar rose ke badle sandel mile to,kehna pyaari Behna sada kush rehna.

Funny SMS

1. Kish kish ke mehfil mein,kish kish ne,kish kish ko"KISS"kiya.EK wo tha jo har "KISS"ko miss kiya.EK MEIN THA,jo har "MISS"ko "KISS"kiya.

2. Kripya Dhyan De,

Dhyan Dene K liye Shukriya...

3. Maine kaha dilruba, usne kaha paise dikha, maine kaha paise nahi, usne kaha aise nahi,maine kaha mehengai hai, usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai

4. Mallika sherawat ko Drupadi ka role de to kaisa rahega.Tab Duriodhan kahega pahle isse kapde toh pahnao tabhi to vastra haran kar sakunga...

5. MASTERJI(Class me)-agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jai to wo puri hoti hai. LADKE-rahne do sir,agar aisa hota to aap Jinda na Hote ...........

6. Meri gali mein aana, thoda muskurana, thoda sharmana, thoda itrana aur phir zor se chilaana 'LOHA TINA SISI BOTAL PLASTIC' KABADIWALA.

7. Mohobbat me jene wale.. 'Khushnaseeb hote hai.' Mohobbat me marnewale.. 'Ajeeb hote hai.' Aur..Harwaqt.. Mohobbat ki baate karnewale.. 'Badhtameej hote hai'..Bt wait. Aisa apun ko lagta hai. Aapko kya lagta hai ? Jawaab deneka. Warna jawaab nhi denewale.. Dimaag k marij hote hai !

8. My Nights are becoming sleepless, My Days r becoming restless. So i asked God...Is this love? GOD said... idiot... Garmi shuru ho gayi!

9. My sweetheart, My kuchikoo, My nonumonu, My golumolu, My darlng, My cutipie, My jaanu, My lovely, My hertbeat, My sweetst DOLL'S is missng. dikhe to batana..

10. My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic... Thats Why I Am Pharmacist.

Funny SMS

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2. Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha ja sakta hai BCA:6 mnths MEDICAL:2 mnths MBA:1 month BCOM:Exam kab hai?

3. Ek Tamannaa hai iss Fakeer ke paas, Lagaana meri Tasveer Apni Tasveer ke paas, Taa ki log dekhe toh kahein... Hai Ranjhaa apni Heer ke Paas.

4. Every indian woman is- 'rani laxmi bai' Be4 marriage-'rani', 4 a few years after marriage-'laxmi', & after children r born she becomes a-'bai'.

5. Exams are like WIVES: 1.Too Many Questions. 2.Difficult To Understand. 3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed. 4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

6. Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

7. Fizaayein kehti hai pyaar karo bahaarein kehti hai aankhein 4 karo magar gharwale kehte hai abhi umar kam hai beta intezar karo....

8. KASTI Chali KINARA Chhut gaya AASMA se SITARA Toot gaya Tu bi to Aaj tak nahi Sudhara Jaha Dekhi DIWAR,Wahi MOOT gaya.

9. Kaun kehta hai Mard ko dard nahi hota,kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi hota.Tango k beech m laat maro,Jise dard nahi hota,Wo mard nahi hota....

10. Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban , Hasi k Liye . AAnsoo kurban,. Pyar,k Liy Dil kurban, Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban!

Funny SMS

1. Barsaat ki raat ek bhigi ladki bhiga badan bhigi zulfe bhige hont usse nazrein mili dekh kar aisa laga kal ye100% bimar Hogi..

2. Bas!! mujhse aur nahi hoga.. Main hi karun to ap kab karoge?? maine apko kiya na..!! chalo ab ap karo... karo na... I m excited.... Karo na... SMS

3. Bathroom Graffiti Q: What's the difference between love, lust, and showing off? A: Swallowing, spitting, and gargling.

4. Bevkuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe Badtamiz, Mokaparast, Pakhandi, ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

5. Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI.

6. Blockbuster film- SINGUR NIYE KHELA. Action hero- BUDDHADEB. Dustumisti nayika- MAMATA. Athithi silpi- MEDHA PATEKAR. Producer- RATAN TATA. Kritagyata sikar-WB.

7. Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi, Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi, Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi, Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...

8. DIL se DIL laga ke dekho, Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho, SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge, bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho...

9. dis msg is2hlp a poor grl who dnt evn hv cloths2wear in dis chiling winter.By sndng ths msg donate money4her.name is Malika Sherawat!Plz hlp

10. DIYA MIRZA D.O.B:15/10/80 Wght:49 kgs., height: 5'7",Color: Normal Indian Birth place: hydrabad Dream:Bhai banungi to sirf is msg padne vale ki.

Funny SMS

1. Agar kabhi tumhara akele ka panga 10 aadmi ke saath ho jaaye to mujhe bula lena.. . ? . ? . ?
Maine kabhi kisi ko maar khaate nahi dekha hai.
2. Agar NAGIN NAG ko kiss karegi to NAG kaunsa gana gayega?
Socho
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Fisssss..Sssssss

3. Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye. Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

4. Ankho mein kyun ansu chalak jate hain, tanhayion mein kyun gham yaad ate hain, ansu pochkar koi batade humme, bhul jane wale aksar kyun yad aate hai

5. Apne dil ki bat dil me mat rakhna, Apne item ko pakad kar"I LOVE YOU" kehna, Jyada muchmuch kare to gabrana mat, "RAKHI" nikal kar kehna pyari behna milte rehna

6. Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

7. Arey o burai _ ki _ murat . . ! paap ki tasvir...! bewafai ki ziindaa misaal..! matlabi insaan..! dhokebaz . . . aisi koi bhi kwality tere me nahi hai, U R a NICE friend.

8. Arz kiya hai : Soch samaj k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya,, Aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya.. Wah.,Wah.,

9. Ashwarya-Main tere liye sab chod dungi,
Abhishek-ma bap,
Ash-han,
Abhi-bhai behen,
Ash-han,
Abhi-films,
Ash-han,
Abhishek-Aur Raj ko bhi?A
sh-Apni aukat me reho.

10. At the moment in which you were born,
God looked down from heaven upon Earth & said: 'Mankind, I hand all my troubles over to you..!'

Funny SMS

1. Aaj mene 1jaan bachai. Vo aise bachai Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega? wo Bola.. khushi se mar jaunga. Mene kaha.. ja nahi deta...!

2. Aankho mein "SHARAFAT" chaal main"NAJAKAT" dil me"SACHCHAI" aur chehre me"SAFAI" Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .

3. Aap ko maan me soch kar, humne aapki ek tasveer banai hai' Nazzar na lage humre gahr ko, Isliye chzzje par tangai hai.

4. Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha Fir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye Aate gaye fir fir fir fir kya MUJHE ATHANNI Deni Hi Padi.

5. AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO. DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI "KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....

6. Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye. Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye. Pada hua tel bhi le gayi, Tadka lagane ke liye...!! Wah wah...

7. Ab itni rat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsng sunane k liy msg nai kia Comnsense ki bat hai ki apko gud nite bolne ka tha.Chalo ludak jao..Good Night...

8. actually i wanted to kill u for not messaging me.. BUT BUT i can't according to section 340/B killing of a monkey is punishable offence.

9. Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte naujawan kyounki...Jab Khuda meherban to GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.

10. Agar Gandhi ji DON hote to kehte- "Hamare sar pe baal aane ka intezar to 11 dukan ke HAJAM kar rahe hai, lekin takle pe baal aana muskil hi nahi namumkin hai.."

Funny SMS

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Ye SHOLAY part 2 ki hey, jo kutto KE SAMNE B nachti hai.

2. A beggar came 2 me: Allah k naam pe dede baba.
I replied: mere pas paise nahi hai, yeh msg padnewale ko leja.
Beggar: maine bheek mangi BHIKARI NAhi

3. A boy gifted a card 2 his Dad on his b'day with a sher 'PHOOL TO BAHUT HAI PAR GULAB JASA KOI NAHI,PAPA TO BAHUT HAI PAR AAP JAISA koi NAHI..

4. A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs,
I can't feel my legs!!! "Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms."

5. A man who surrenders when he's WRONG,is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE,is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.

6. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

7. A Rose Rs.7 A Card Rs.25, A Lunch Rs.200, Movie Rs.150 But a friend like u is"Priceless"... Zyada udo mat... Priceless bole to "FOKAT"!

8. A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.A monkey cannot operate mobile,but u mere lal, mind blowing.....

9. Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao..,Waiter replies:Hamare yahaan gaaye ka doodh aata he,Bipasha basu ka nahi!

10. AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu 1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo paani 1dum thanda hoga aur 'THANDA MATLAB' Coca-Cola

Funny SMS

1. "LIPS" bhindi ki tarah,
"GAAL" tamatar ki tarah.
"EYES" matar ki tarah.
Poora face "GOBI" ki tarah.
ya ("ALLAH") ek dost dia Wo b Sabzi Mandi ki tarah..

2. "Main hi thaam saku hath unka, mujpe itni ibadat c karde, wo reh na pae ek pal bì mere bina, ae KHUDA unko meri aadat c karde.

3. . Hi Wanna know! What i'm going to say is... I..... Love... Y O GA Don't you feel tire? This is a punishment specially 4 u.

4. __,__
/____/,? .;';';.,
,,l__,_ l l ,,,,)(,,,
This house is gift 4 u. So plz go inside and sleep well. Aur haan aaj se road
pe sona bandh!!

5. lady delivered twins surprisingly 1 is a boy n 1 is dog.how is it possible?
Bcoz her husband is a hutch user wherever he goes dog follows.

6. Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha,"Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai

7. 1ltr = 1000 ml 1/2ltr =500ml 1/4 = 250 ml
But But liquors 1full = 750 ml 1half = 375 ml 1quarter= 180 ml
Sala bewadon ko Sarkar bhi bewakuf banati hai.

8. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.

9. 2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Bcos my Policy is One day One Fool.....!

10. 3 WAYS TO BRAKE A MIRROR
Drop Down The Mirror
Throw A Stone On The Mirror
You Go in Front Of The Mirror & Just Smile...

Don't know how to explain it

Don't know how to explain it
Can't really put it into words
You've touched my life in so many ways
You never cease to amaze me.

I don't know what the future holds
I can't pretend that I do
I just know beyond a doubt
I always want you around.

Whether we stay the closest of friends
Or I become the love of your life
Or maybe even both occurs
As long as your in my life I can smile.

Something about you makes me smile
Not just with my mouth
And not just with my eyes
But all the way to my soul.

Thank you for what you are to me
For being who you are
And adding happiness to this life
And giving me a reason to smile.

Author: 2003 Virginia Anne Weathers

Funny SMS

1. Boss takes secretary to a dinner & then asks: Are you free tonight?
Secretary: Sir Pls dont ask for FREE! I will give u DISCOUNT.

2. Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives "Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service".

3. Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI Luv u oye Bubbly!!

4. Chahe gussa kro chahe galia nikalo chahe sir pito chahe cel todo chahe ghr ka saman bhkher do hum to isi time GUD NIGHT kahenge..

5. Chalo sms sms khelte hain. Pehle tum sms karo, Phir tum karo, Phir se tum karo, ek baar phir tum karo, Bus Baki kal Khelenge!!!

6. Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .

7. Curious kid asks old man: what book r u reading?
Old man: history book.
Kid: but that's a sex book!?
Old man: well 4 me it's history

8. Dark were those days without ur sight when i was in darkness u gave me light. U gave me strength 2 make life bright.Thank U so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!

9. Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

10. Definition of a Nurse " a young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places n holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal...!

Funny SMS

1. Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap, kisi ki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap. Khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai, par mere liye phoolo se bhi jyada khubsurat ho aap.

2. DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao, KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

3. E Dost tere honthon ki kabhi muskuraht na jaye,tere palko me kabhi aansu bhi na aaye, teri rah me pade hoon kante jo kabhi, main hath rakkhun aur tu guzar j aye.

4. EK DIN JAB HUM DUNIA SE CHALE JAENGE,MAT SOCHNA APKO BHUL JAENGE,BAS EK BAR ASMAN KE TARAF DEKHNA,MERE PAIGAM SITARO PAR AAPKE LIYE LIKHE NAZAR AAENGE.

5. Ek greeb ladke ki shaadi ho rahi thi. Pandit: Kaho,"Main apna sab kuch apni patni ko dene ki sapath leta hun." Piche se aawaj aai,"Lo bechare ki cycle bhi gai."

6. Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir ke Andar se Aawaz Aayee Mafi Chahte Hain Aap ke System me Yeh Suvidha Uplabadh nahi hai. Error : No HARDWARE!

7. Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum, dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum, jisko roj ek sms karna pade, kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....

8. Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai "jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"wo chappal nikaalke kehti hai"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja .........

9. Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...

10. Ek nayi jodi shadi k baad ashirvad lene k liye politician k pas gayi politician bola;hum ashirvad nahi dete,hum to sirf udghatan karte hain

Funny SMS

1. Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Dhoop me tum ho chhaon me tum ho.Sach hi suna tha.buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota...

2. GITA SAAR KATHA - Mobile nirjiv hai , Sim jiski atma , SMS woh gyan hai , jo batane se badhta hai . Ishliye , hey prani balance ka moh tyag!!!

3. Good Morning Have A Nice day Have A Sweet day For what r u pressing now...?? Chai ka cup bhi me du kya.!

4. Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gineshwara; Gurur sakshat peg brahma, Tasme shri Beerenamah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe!!

5. Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost banate ho.

6. Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe, Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe,DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile, Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe

7. Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.

8. IT tax Officer hass raha tha. Dusara: Kya huva? Pehla:Mallika sherawat ka ITreturn hai Dusara:tho? Pehla: Laundry ka bill 7 lakh bataya hai.

9. Kismat mei jiske aap usey zindagi se kya chahiye, Dhadkan mei jiske aap usey duniya se kya chahiye, Hum to jeete hai apke liye, Warna in sanso se kya chahiye .

10. kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena.. kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo.. roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati.. kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

Funny SMS

1. Pahele TEJ BARIS ki tarah SMS aaye.. Fir RIMJIM SMS aaye.. Ab RUKRUK kar BUND BUND SMS aa rahe he.. kya aage AKAAL ane ki CHETAWANI to nahi?

2. Palko pe apni bithaya hai apko, Badi duaon k bad paya hai apko, Asani se nahin mile aap, Africa ke ghane jungle se churaya hai aapko!!

3. Peter went to battery shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Peter: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

4. PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai.. MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..Mil kar khush hue to kya hue.. Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

5. Pls send me one Good Night. Really I cant sleep without it. I dnt know how this happened to me. If u dont have Good Night atleast Mortein or Allout.

6. Police ko body mili hai, Kale Dant hai, Ghosle jaise bal hai, Shakal paglo vali hai, Pair ulte hai, Mujhe tumhari chinta ho rahi hai. Zara mis cal to do,tasalli ho jayegi.

7. Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye. U don't worry u don't cry U just thank God that cows do not fly....

8. PRACTICE AT UR HOME 1.Take one grape 2.Take it in ur hand 3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth 4.Approach the mirror slowly & see. Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..

9. Premika-mein maa banne wali hu Premi-kya bakvas kar rahi ho. Premika-ha, mein tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hoon..

10. Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho. Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho. Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.

Funny SMS

1. Thought of d day!"Nvr hold ur farts in.They travl up ur spine,into ur brain n dats where u get shitty ideas from!SosoBlast 2 GLORY!!

2. Thought of the day: "if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"

3. Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!

4. To, The A.C.P, Police station Respected Sir, As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him & encounter His USELESS mobile !

5. TOHAR CHEHRA CHANDA K SAMAN TOHAR AKHEN CHANDA K SAMAN TOHAR NAK,BAL SAB CHANDA K SAMAN, AUR CHANDA HUMRI BHAISKA NAM TO BOLO JAISIYA RAM!!

6. TUJHE Apna Mukkdr Batate Hai Hum, Khuda K Baad Tere Aage Sir Jhukate Hai Hum. dosti Ka Rishta Tod Mat Dena, is Rishte K DumPar muskurate hai hum

7. Tum pas aay...yu muskuraye...apne 32 dant aise dikhaye... Dekh kar mera dil... phoot phoot kar rota hai...kya yaar tumse... brush bhi thik se nahi hota hai.

8. Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar,bin tere hum jee na payenge,tum na hoge to hum . . . . . . ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE.

9. U R GHONCHU... G- Great H-Hot O-One in a million N-Naughty C-Cute H-Humble U-Unique Zyada mat khush ho... ho to ghonchu hi...!!!!! :)

10. U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST nd INTELIGENT FRIEND. NOTE : -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai

Funny SMS

1. Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,khwabon me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti, yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,ye dil hi na hota toh koi bat hi na hoti.

2. Kya re? Apun ki yaad-vaad nahi aa reli kya ? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakkas-jhakkas msg bhejta rahega kya? Tu bhi ek-do raapchik msg Chipkaa daal !

3. Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.....

4. Ladki ek aisi Paheli hai, Kabhi teri to kabhi meri Saheli hai, kharcha karo to bole: "Darling I Love You, na karo to bole: "Brother who r u'

5. Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara Lagaya HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO.

6. Lamha lamha waqt gujar jaega... 7FERO k sath koi Tumse bandh jaega abhi Bhi waqt Hai kisi SE affair kar lo kya Pata kal kaun sa Namuna tumhe saup diya jayega...

7. Life is difficult, full of trials.. Sorrow.. Pain.. bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say... "KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA."

8. Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

9. LOVE MEANS- L-LAKE OF BEER O-OCEAN OF WHISKY V-VALLEY OF RUM E-END OF STOCK (bar closed) ja soja LOVE is injurious 2 health.

10. Madmast hawa ha,Mausam bhi suhana ha, Madmast hawa ha,mausam bhi suhana ha,Bandar English me Hindi pad raha ha,kya educational zamana hai.

Funny SMS

1. Itni dosti na karo k bigad jaye hum,thoda danta karo k sudhar jaye hum.Agar ho jaye humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaaye hum...

2. Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega

3. Jab ap paida hue, tab aakash se phul barse, apsharao ne nirtya kiya, ghi ke diye jalaye gaye or Brahmaji bole "Chalo chutkara mila,ab duniya wale bhugtenge"..

4. Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar ....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar.

5. Jab hum pite hai...to tufano ka rukh mod diya karte hai..tumari kya capacity hai?jitni tum pite ho..utni to hum gilaso me chod diya karte he...

6. Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,Jab hum pia karenge tujhe yaad kia karenge,Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga,YAMRAJ ke mobile se SMS kia karenge

7. Jara socho...agar.. SMS receive karne k paise lagte to kaya hota ? ? To.. Aap jaise kuchh log.. ..mera.. KHOON KARNE KA PLAN.. bana chuke hote !!

8. Jb Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Maza Aya Hoga.Hasi Di Bachon Wali,Surat Di Bholi Bhali,Mizaz Diya Cool,or Dimaag gya bhul.

9. Jo daar gaya ... ...woh maar gaya!!! (wah!) Jo daar gaya ... ...woh maar gaya!!! (wah!) Aur jo nahi daara... woh ek din pehle mara!!! ;) (wah wah!)

10. K"JMj k62MIN JOtg" @mw.58 .Adtw #amPTM of fo.. kitne cute ho.. kuch bhi bhejo pyar se padne lag jaate ho. So sweeeeet. . .

11. Kabir ka DOHA..... MISS U MISS U sab kahe, par actualy miss kare na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band qu hoe!!!

Funny SMS

1. HATHODA OF THE DAY:- Who Played Double Role in SHOLAY? Think.. ? ? ? "King George" jo Amitabh k Coin k Dono Side pe tha

2. Hi ! What r U doing? Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek swal ka jwab do. Swal hai K woh kaun sa jaanwar hai, jo is waqt Mera SMS pad rha hai.

3. Ho sakta hai baris k bad asma nila na ho,ho sakta hai dhup na nikle aaj,Par yeh ho hi nahi sakta ki aap so kar uthe aur bistar gila na ho!!

4. Humko to beer ne luta, Ciggerete mein kahan dum tha!! Apni to kashti hi wahan doobi jahaa........... whisky ka drum tha.... Cheers...

5. I Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai H Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intrsting S-SMS S-Send Karo na So,KISS Me Plz!

6. If a cat crosses u, wen u r going sumwhere it means ? ? tat d cat is also going sumwhere....

7. If a scientist makes a mistake it is a new invention,tailor makes a mistake it's a new fashion,but if a couple makes a mistake,it's a new generation.

8. If dentists make films, d names will be - *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

9. If ppl say u r crazy b patient, u r monkey relax, u r mad b cool, bt if they say u r smart, thappad lagana sale ko! mazaak ki bhi had hoti hai....:)

10. If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan? "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!

Funny SMS

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Funny SMS

When a BLACK CAT
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Don't think Like
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Funny SMS

Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage




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VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...

Girl, Funny SMS

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

Having a girlfriend is like playing cards. You need a heart to love her. A club to take her to. A diamond to gift her. And a Spade to bury her.

Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, woh aankhon se war karti hai, maine dekha hai uski aankhon me, woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai

Newton's law of Romance:- Luv CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR B DESTROYED,IT CAN ONLY B CHANGED FRM 1 girlfrnd TO ANTHR wiD some loss of money..

Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y, he came clos 2her, she felt shy. he went near her & told her 2 words.. PETROL KHATAM.

When a girl smiles she is considered cute, when a boy smiles he is flirt. when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty, when boy licks he is tharkey. when a girl falls down she is helped by so many people but if a boy falls everybody laughs. STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN's WORLD.

Girl, Funny SMS

Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.
Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her

English teacher: "One cute & young girl is walking on d road." Change this into an Exclamatory sentence.
Student: "Oh GOD, what a piece!!!

Exam"s are like GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult to Understand.
3.More Explanation is Needed.
4.Result is always "DOUBTFULL"

Girl - tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ?
Boy - darling abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha Hun.

Girl, Funny SMS

Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi... Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.

Boys have fun by teasing girls....then girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys....But boys cry for the whole life.

BOY'S POLICY: Fraud with innocent girls... Fun with beautiful girls... Friendship with smart girls... Love with faithful girls... Marriage with a rich girl..

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain...

Girl, Funny SMS

Boy : Suit bada acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai h
G:Thanx
B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
G:Thanx "bhaiya"
B:fir bhi sundar nhi lag ri ho.

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...!
Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...?
Boy-bilkul nahi!
Girl-to fir rehne do....!!

Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.

Girl, Funny SMS

A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . . . .

A girl checking weight - 58. Removed sandal -56. Thn jacket -53. Thn dupata -52. thn coins khatm. A boy in queue said- u carry on, I will put coins.

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha- girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

Funny SMS, Wife Sms

Man 2 Dr-"Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom's bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her."
Doctor:"Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM'S BAR.

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

On their first Night Husband : Is it Really your First Night ?
Wife : No actually it is First time at NIGHT..!

What is d diff btwn daava n daru?
Dava is lik ''grlfrnd" dat comes with expiry date
n daru is like ''wife'' jitni purani hogi utni sir pe chadti hai.

Wife and husband r like wheels of vehicles.
if one tyre punctures vehcle will not move...... so intelligent man always carry stepny with him..

Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar?
Hubby:No, I really can't,I definitely remember that I took my shirt off.

Funny SMS, Wife Sms

Husband:u vil never succeed in making dat dog obey u!
wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,i had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Husbnd cald hospitl 2ask abt prgnant wife
Acidntly cald crickt stdium
Husb:Hw r thngs?
He died hearin rply:
Fine,3 r out,hope2 gt 7 by lunch

Jevan k kathin rasto pe kaun apka sath dega?
mummy/papa.?Nahi
husband/wife.?Nahi
frnds.?Nahi
brother/sister.?Nahi
are bhai apki CHAPPAL Or kaun ???

Man & wife catch a thief. Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police, hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa!

Wife Sms, Funny SMS

A beggar-" 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de.."Husband told his wife-"De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!

A tactful wife is the one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman..!!

Chosing career is like chosing wife frm 10 grlfrens. Evn if u pick most butiful,most intelligent,kindest woman,thr's still pain of losin 9!!

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?Doctor: They are for you.

Santa Banta, Funny SMS

SANTA- Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.
BANTA- Dost hi dost de kam ata hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar aur ja ke purse le aa..

Santa was driving car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him.
Santa :sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Santa: ye correspondance course hai bhai.

Santa: mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti hai?
Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer...?

Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror?
Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft hite, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.!
Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack it

Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?
Banta:aeroplane jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.

Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai?
Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon?
Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.

Santa Banta, Funny SMS

Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.

Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..

Santa bought new radio & took it 2 toilet.Wen came out
banta askd:hw ws it?
Santa:yaar romantic songs chal rahe the bade maje se potty ki.
Then banta took radio 2 toilet & when came out santa askd:kaisi rahi? Maja aaya?
Banta:kaisa maja!Salo ne jan-gan-man laga diya,sari ki sari khare ho k karni padi.

SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.

Santa Banta, Funny SMS

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was OK but i couldn't answer the past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & thought and finally i wrote "THUNK"!..

A smart and sexy girl said to Santa Singh, 'Main tumhare bache ki ma banna chahti hun.'
Santa, 'Par mera to koi bacha hi nahi hai!'

It was Santa's weding aniversary.
Preeto :Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

SANTA : SHADI Premika se mat karna.
BANTA: Kyon??
SANTA: Kyoki, shadi se pehle vo romantic lagti hai aur baad me uska...... ROM ROM ANTIQUE LAGTA HAI.

Funny SMS, Sardar Jokes

Sardar's theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not needed.

Sardar's wife dies,he is calm but his wife's lover is furiously crying... finally sardar consoles him " don't worry yaar I will marry again"

Wen TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND...? Sardar: 2kms.... Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?Sardar: DOWNWARDS. . . .

Wat frustrates a SARDAR? Wen his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.

Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter:But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar:So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.

Funny SMS, Sardar Jokes

Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse..."
GIRL_tameez se baat karo!!
SARDAR_behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!

Sardar watching star tv.. Bechme advertize aya 'aap dekh rahe hai 'star tv'..
Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hu......

Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.

Sardars always studies in front of a mirror coz
it helps in saving revision time!
he can keep a watch on himself!
he likes combined studies . . .

Funny SMS, Sardar Jokes

Police: R U married?
Sardar: Yes,with a woman.
Police(angrily):Ofcourse, Did U ever hear of any 1 marrying a Man?
Sardar:Yes"My sister did"...


Sardar in mysore palace,Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there,
It is Tippu sultan's chair Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes..

Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai...

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs Sachin asks him"It's not a 50 or 100". Srdr says"ONLY a graduate can understand the importance of scoring 35.

Funny SMS, Sardar Jokes

LEAVE APPLICATION by a Sardar: Sir, sasrikal My wife is very ill.
As there is no other HUSBAND in family to look after,so kindly grant me leave for a day.

Movie director (sardar): in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor.
Actor: wat if i die?
Sardar: Dats not at all a problem, It's the last scene.....

Napolean:There's no such word as impossible in my dictionary.....
Sardarji : Oye!!! Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni thi na!

One sardar putting dog tails into pipe 2nd
sardar:-abe kutte ki puchh kabhi seedhi nahi hoti...
1st sardar:-abe janta hun, mujhe to pipe bend karna hai....

Funny SMS, Sardar Jokes

Ek sardar ne pehli bar surgical gloves dekha.
dekhne ke baad bola,lagta to condom jaisa hi hai,
magar Droupadi ke zamane ka..

Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho rahe the,
sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole "oye u don't know delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai. Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.

In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net on body instead of bulletproof Jacket
frnd askd,
sardar replied"when mosquito can't entr thru net HOW CAN BULLET ENTER?

Funny SMS, Sardar Jokes

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK?
Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Beti:"Ma! gaon me foji aaye hai"
Ma:"Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai"
Beti: "foji sardar hai"
Ma:"To bakri ko bhi andar le ja"

Ek din sardar ki girl friend ne sardar se puchha:jab apni sagai hogi,tab tum mujhe ek "RING" doge na??
Sardar:jarur dunga,batao landline par du ya mobil pe.

Ek sardar market mein ja raha tha usne ek bahut soni kuri dekhi aur bola....Kash ye meri MAA hundi ta main v ena sona hunda...

Funny SMS, Sardar Jokes

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khada tha.
Wife:Yaha kyo khade ho?
Sardar:Sher ke shikar pe ja raha hu.
Wife:To jao. Sardar:Kaise jau bahar

A drunk Sardar farts loudly in d bar.
Man next 2 him-"Excuse me, U have no decency, U farted before my wife".
Sardar-"Sorry,i didnt know it was her turn"!!

A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid 'Long Journey..

A sardar was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came and said:zara underwear dikhana.
Sardar:oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain

Love SMS

1. in a relationship, it is not important that both partners think the same...what is important is that they both think together.

2. isnt it sad dat whn u hav so much pain n ur heart & u want to talk, d only person who can stop u from crying is exactly the same person who made you cry?

3. Sumday ul forget me... My name, my voice, and who i am to you. But even if you forget me, just want u to know that i will never forget how much you mean to m e.

4. The key to finding the right relationship is like most other things in life: keep trying and searching until you find the right one for you.

5. To have God in our life Does nt mean tht our boat wil face no storms, while we sail; Rather it means tht no storm cn have d strength to sink our boat.

6. u dnt hav 2 ask f i care. in evry word u say, fil free2tel ur worries & realyz dt im hir..4 now 4 always & 4evr 4u exclusvely...

7. Valuing someone is not merely by seeing each other evryday. Wat counts is dat somehow in our busy lives,we remmber each other.

8. Wen u find luv... Treasure it... Take care of it... B true 2 it... Make gud use of it... Bcoz luv comes unseen... U can only c it... wen it's gone.

9. When evr u want to know hw rich u r,just drop a tear frm ur eyes n look around.D no.of hands tht reach out to wipe out ur tears tels u hw rich u r. Il b d 1s

10. When people see me texting they think i'm addicted to this texting thing. They're wrong because they don't know is that it's YoU i'm addicted to.

11. wn i tel u here i am, wn i tel u i cre, i do..wn i teL u iL nver Leave u, i wont. iL b here. i wont Leave u, & iL nver get tired of bein here 4u.

Love SMS

1. all my life i have been searching for true magic, but you were right here beside me the whole time.

2. B4 i go to sleep, u knw wht i do? i think of u & whn its my lucky nyt, i dream of u. i dnt wana wake up bcoz whn i do, u know what? i just start missing you...

3. D bad tyms can strengthen a relationship if both persons r willing to make a commitment 2 do whatever it takes 2 work on d problems & learn from the bad tim es.

4. i try 2 take d pain away by findin sum1 new, bt dn i came 2 realyz no1 cmpares 2u &evn f i luk around pretndin nt 2cry il alwyZ go bak d day u finaly sed gudby

5. i never regret d chance i gave myself 2 kwn you. Coz now u're a part of me dat i'l chersh til d end. im happy having knwn you, hope you fell d same way 2, (" ,)

6. i tHaNk u Bcoz u LiSten wHen i sPeak & U c Me 4 wHo i am. i wiL thanK u evRy day of My LiFe Bcoz Ur 1 of My Life's greatst gfts!

7. i wndr y d strs stl shyn evn f im sad. i wndr y d birds stl fly evn f i cry. i wndr y d sun stl smyls evn f im blu. myb bcz d wrld's telin me i stl hv u.

Love SMS

1. its a nice feelin whn sum1 u luv luvs u in return. So whn u knw d 1 u luv has special feelings 4 u, nvr let dem go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

2. it's difficult to find someone like you, it's like opening a hundred shells under the sea to find one pearl, but finding you makes the dive worthwhile.

3. its ok 2 disagree w/ sum1 u luv. how u disagree makes all the difference. Disagree with respect 4 d other person's opinion whether or not u think its right.

4. its so hard 2 live alone, its hard to choose sum1 u cud luv, bt d hardst part of loving is 2 admit dat uv fallen in luv w/ sum1 u didnt mean 2 luv frm d start

5. its wrong 4 me 2 say dat i cnt liv w/o u coz i hav livd my lyf b4 i knew u.so instd of syin dat,id rder tel u dis... "i wud liv a betTr lyf..w/u by my side!" ü

Love SMS

1. if i could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. Mwah! =)

2. If I CouldGive U One ThingIn Life,I WouldGive YouThe AbilityTo See Yourself.. ThroughMyEyes..Only Then You'll Realise How Special u r........

3. if my heart breaks in2 thousands of pieces,i want u 2 hav evry bit of it, den scater dm acros the sky. There,deyl trn in2 stars so evry1 cud c hw mch i care 4u

4. if someone would ask me what a beutiful life means. i would lean on your shoulder and hold you close to me, and answer... "Like this!!!".

5. if u fall,"NoBoDy" wil care 4u! if u die,"NoBoDy" will cry 4u! coz "NoBoDy" luvs u! oh by d way...my name is "NoBoDy!"

6. if u hesit8 whn i hold ur hand, ill let u go. if u run away whn i giv u a kiss, il let u go. But once u let me giv u a hug, just once... il never let you go .

After the verb to love

After the verb to love to help is the most beautiful verb in the world love is the flower you have got to let grow happy velentines day.

Do you ever recall d day we 1st met?

Do you ever recall d day we 1st met? our 1st helo? d day we bcame lovers? wel i do.i will alwys rmembr..4dat day,i knw ud b d bst gift il b keeping 4ever. =)

i luv you til the day i die

i luv you til the day i die, i luv you til i break down and cry. i love you and i'll make you see that noone will ever love you more than ME.

Can i say i love you today?

Can i say i love you today? if not, can i ask you again tomorrow? and the day after that? Because i'll be loving you every single day of my life.

i thought dat if

i thought dat if i tried 2 stay away, id learn 2 let you go & forget, but i was wrong. The more i stayed away from you,the more i realized how much i love you.

it hurts to see the one you

it hurts to see the one you love walk away. but what really hurts the most is when they let you believe that they loved you but they really never did.

When i say i love you

When i say i love you, i mean i love you as you are i have no expectations, no selfish motives, no other desires than to let you know i really love you.

Where love reigns there is no

Where love reigns there is no will to power and where the will to power is paramount love is lacking the one is but the shadow of the other happy velentines day

A boy ws aBout 2 leave

a boy ws aBout 2 leave, bt b4 he did, he gave his Girl a dozen roses. 11 r real & 1 s artificial & he told d Girl,"dnt cry, i wil love u until d last 1 dies.."

Never waste an opportunity to say

Never waste an opportunity to say "i love you" to someone you really love cause it's not everyday you meet a person who has the magic to let you fall in lov e.

miles & tym cnt stp wt we hv. ts a bond dt lsts aftr evrytn els n my lyf hs gone wrng.we myt b bth bc doin wt we hv2do, bt f evr ul nid me, il alwys b arnd 4 u

Nvr cling 2 a lost love 4 u cn alwyz find another. 2 truly luv is 2 find d courage 2 walk away &let go of d 1 who wishes to be free, no mater hw much it hurts.

Saying i luv u is important, but not enuf. Love is a verb, an action word. Sumtyms passive because it happens to us but also active because we choose to do it.

Love is something special,

Love is something special, a treasure i want to find... to others, love is blind. But for me, its not true, coz when i fell in love... i saw you...

knowing u has always been a mystery

knowing u has always been a mystery. i cudnt evn undrstand how we evr bcame friends. But watevr d rison mayb im thankful coz somehow u made me hapPy...

Love is never lost

Love is never lost if not reciprocated it will flow back and soften and purify the heart happy velentines day.

Love is like air

Love is like air. you'll never know it's there until you feel it and you'll never know it's gone until you need it.

one should not love

one should not love just to fill in an empty space but to have someone to stay by his side to complete the missing piece in his life.

ThRee seConDs t0 say i LoVe yoU

ThRee seConDs t0 say i LoVe yoU... 3 hours to explain it... aNd a LiFeTiMe 2 prove iT.

To live this Life

To live this Life , i need heartbeat,,, To have a heartbeat, i need a Heart,,, To have a Heart, i need Happiness,,, To have a Happiness, i need you..!!

To love is to risk

To love is to risk.. sOmEtiMes we get wt we dont xpect.. bt dats juz how it is to love.. we simply have to give.. not knowing what to take...

Wn it cms 2 luv

Wn it cms 2 luv, its hard 2 know f u hve d ryt 1. Many lovers weep, and left n sorrow.y?Bcoz WoRDS cant iMMoRTaLiZe emotions..:'c

I love my eyes when you look into them

I love my eyes when you look into them, i love my name when you say it,i love my heart when u love it, and i love my life when you are a part of it.

Go out on a rainy day

Go out on a rainy day and count how many rain drops fall and i'll tell u thats how much i miss u and care for u. =)

f evr u find urself n luv

f evr u find urself n luv wid sum1 els,jz thnk of me 4 d lst tym & 4get me. & f evr u find urself in luv w/ d 1 u admire, jz make sure she luvs u mor dan i did

Each day i am with you is better than the last,

each day i am with you is better than the last, and my first day with you was the best day of my life.

wn u wnt sm1 2 b urs, it only givs u pain

wn u wnt sm1 2 b urs, it only givs u pain. dts y we must b creful in longing 4 sm1, coz d pain is unbearble 2tke esp wn ur longin 2 much 4 nothing at all.

y do we close our eyes wen we dream

y do we close our eyes wen we dream?.. dts bcoz d most btiful thngs n lyf s unseen.. so ask me... y cnt i see u ryt nw?

Aasma k tare aksar puchte hai humse

Aasma k tare aksar puchte hai humse,"kya tumhe aj b intzar hai uske laut ane ka"or ye dil muskura k kehta hai,"mujhe to ab tak yakin na hua uske ruth jane k a

Ankho me Aakar Ruk Jate Hai Ansu

Ankho me Aakar Ruk Jate Hai Ansu, Palko pe Aakar Ruk Jate Hai Ansu. . Dil to Karta Hai Bah Jane Du, Magar Apko Hasta Dekh Sukh Jate Hai Ansu. .

Mohabbat insan ki jarurat hai

Mohabbat insan ki jarurat hai, dil par mohabbat ki hakaumat hai, aapke pyar ki wajha se jinda hai, warna khuda ko hamari jarurat hai.

Mohabat ho gayi jinse shikayat unse kya hogi

Mohabat ho gayi jinse shikayat unse kya hogi, zuban tak baat jo aayi yakinan woh dua hogi, agar woh ruth gaye mujhse koi meri hi khata hogi...

Requst Hai AAP SE Refuse Mat Karna

Requst Hai AAP SE Refuse Mat Karna Frndship Ke is Bulb Ko fuse Mat Karna Hum Dost Hai AAP KE Confuse Mat Karna HAMARI Jaga Kisi aur K liye Choose Mat karna.

Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye

Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye, kisi se pyar na kar khuda ke liye.. Jab lagegi ishq ki aadat ek din, tum hi chune jaoge saza ke liye.

Khushiyon se naraz hai meri zindagi,

Khushiyon se naraz hai meri zindagi, pyar ki mohtaj hai meri zindagi, hass lete hun logon ko dekhane ke liye, varna dard ki kitab hai meri zindagi...

Milna bichudna sab ooper wale ka khel hai,

Milna bichudna sab ooper wale ka khel hai, Milna bichudna sab ooper wale ka khel hai, DOSTI hi ek rishta hai jo "NOT FOR SALE" hai...

Sachi hai dosti aajmake dekh lo,

Sachi hai dosti aajmake dekh lo, karke yakin mujh pe mere paas aake dekh lo. badalta nahi kabhi sona apna rang, chahe jitni baar marji aag me jalaake dekh lo.

Zindagi mein jeena zaroori nahi,

Zindagi mein jeena zaroori nahi, Jeene ka andaaz zaroori hai, Zindagi mein chahe lakh gham ho, Lekin chehre pe muskaan zaroori hai...

Good Morning SMS

I woke up today smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still wake up smiling for the same reason every morning.

IF God meant a day 2 b perfect he wud nOt hav invnted 2mrow so dnt wori f 2day wnt b dat prfct u stil hav 2mrw. God bLesS! U

If we keep saying "thank you" to GoD n "thank you" to other people, someday the gates of heaven will open for us with the words, "U are welcome!" Gud AM!

If you see people without a smile today, give them one of yours. It might be the only sunshine they'll see all day... Gud morning! (",)

It is your HEART that makes you the BEST. You are wonderful according to what you HAVE. Have a wonderful time. Enjoy your day.

Learn from yesterday... Take action and enjoy today... Prepare for and look forward to tomorrow! Have a nice day!

Let the face of the Lord shine upon you today, let His hand protect you, His presence inspire you, His grace surround you and His power sustain you. Gud AM!

Let yesterday handle its burdens as the sun rises to a new day. Arise, smile, look up and whisper a little prayer "Lord, this day to you I offer."

Life is a road full of twists and turns. Learn to enjoy the ride no matter how bumpy it is, for every twist & each turn, a blessing is always given in return ! Gud mrng!

Life is like a BOOK - everyday is a new page; May your book be a BESTSELLER with adventure to tell, lessons to learn and tales of good deeds to remember. Gud AM

Life is not measured by the moments of breath you take but by the breath taking moments. Gud morning & seize the day! :)

Good Morning SMS

God is a friend who is close beside us. Anytime we r feeling lost, His light will surely guide us. And anywhere we go, His love will always reach us. Gud AM!

Greet each day w/ ur eyes open to beauty, your mind open to change, and ur heart open to LOVE! Have a wonderful day! God Bless and GUD AM!

Greetings are music but I can't give you the sound of my voice. All you can hear is a beep that comes from my heart praying that you be blessed always.GM

Have you ever realized how generous GOD is? Look at the cross, it's a plus sign. He always wants to add blessings in your life. Good morning!

I live by faith & not by sight, so whether i see u or not i know ur still the same... A friend worth keeping til the end. God bless & Gud Morning.

I want you to wake up with a SMILE painted on your face, a heart full of LOVE and a morning full of INSPIRATION...with a prayer that God will bless you alwa ys

I wish u always wake up every morning realizing what a wonderful person u r & how d world s blessed to have u as part of it. Gud morning!

I wish you rainbows that never fade, mornings that never end, and a heart filled with love to keep you smiling all day. Gud AM!

I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good a.m!

Panjabi SMS

"Mainu jala deo bhaven daba deo,jadon mar javan.Ik ghoott mere bullan nu la deo, mein tajmahal nahi mangda o loko.bas meri kabr te ik THEKKA khula deo.

Ankhan de vich saroor hai...Mukhre te noor hai...Apni kisi "GIRL FRIEND" di saheli nal Gal hi karvado saleyo. Hale ta mera "Viyah" bahut door hai.

Dukh dil vich luko ke hanju naina vich pro k, tere aan di udeek asi layi baithe ha,kar tu Yaqen, sanu bhul jaan waleya asi tere piche duniya bhulai baithe ha.

Duniya badal jandi ae nazare badal jande ne,ithho tak ke haneriya raata de sitare badal jande ne,tera koi kasoor ni yaara, door reh ke ta saare badal jande ne.

Hanjoo Paani Nahi, Ki Jad Marji Rod Dita.Pyar Karja Nahi,Ki Jad Marji Mod Dita. Kaash Ohne Vi Samjheya Hunda,Ki Dil Sheesha Nahi Jad Marji Tod Dita.

Jakham suk te jande ne, par mitane bahut aokhe ne, sajjan rus te jande ne, par manane bahut aokhe ne, yaar yad te aa jande ne, par bhulane bahut aokhe ne

Pyaar saada dovan da sacha c yaara,pr is pyar nu assi kade jta na sake..krde rahe intzaar assi ik duje da..oh bula na sake te assi ja na sake..

Teri yaad nu bura kyun kahiye, jehri har pal saath nibhaundi ae, tere naalo ta teri yaad hi changi, jehri haale v saanu milan aundi ae.

Yaad Teri ch sanu chain koi na, sade utte tainu rehem koi na, j koi kudi kahe ek msg bhejan nu ta tu bheje hazar, par 'sade' lai bireya tere kol time nahi va.

Yaar mile oh jo kare Pyar par jatave na, dard sanu hove par oh seh pave na.. Oh jad v mile Jaffi pa k mile, beganya di tarah duro Hello bulave na...