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1.) Install Opera Browser on Your PC.


2.) Go to

http://mobile.rediff.com


3.)Now Click on "Rediff Bol Messenger"
and login to your Rediffbol account.


4. Just deny add requests


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Women vs. Men

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.












The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart! Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!


Men Are Just Happier People

Nicknames:

If Laura, Kate And Sarah Go Out For Lunch, They Will Call Each Other Laura, Kate And Sarah. If Mike,
Dave And John Go Out, They Will Affectionately Refer To Each Other As Fat Boy, Godzilla And Four-Eyes.

Eating Out:

When The Bill Arrives, Mike, Dave And John Will Each Throw In $20, Even Though It's Only For $32.50. None Of Them Will Have Anything Smaller And None Will Actually Admit They Want Change Back. When The Girls Get Their Bill, Out Come The Pocket Calculators.

Money:

A Man Will Pay $2 For A $1 Item He Needs. A Woman Will Pay $1 For A $2 Item That She Doesn't Need But It's On Sale.

Bathrooms:
A Man Has Six Items In His Bathroom: Toothbrush And Toothpaste, Shaving Cream, Razor, A Bar Of Soap, And A Towel. The Average Number Of Items In The Typical Woman's Bathroom Is 337. A Man Would Not Be Able To Identify More Than 20 Of These Items.


Arguments:

A Woman Has The Last Word In Any Argument. Anything A Man Says After That Is The Beginning Of A New Argument.


Future:

A Woman Worries About The Future Until She Gets A Husband. A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife.


Success:

A Successful Man Is One Who Makes More Money Than His Wife Can Spend. A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find Such A Man.


Marriage:

A Woman Marries A Man Expecting He Will Change, But He Doesn't. A Man Marries A Woman Expecting That She Won't Change, But She Does.


Dressing Up:

A Woman Will Dress Up To Go Shopping, Water The Plants, Empty The Trash, Answer The Phone, Read A Book, And Get The Mail. A Man Will Dress Up For Weddings And Funerals.


Natural:

Men Wake Up As Good-Looking As They Went To Bed. Women Somehow Deteriorate During The Night.


Offspring:

Ah, Children. A Woman Knows All About Her Children. She Knows About Dentist Appointments And Romances, Best Friends, Favorite Foods, Secret Fears And Hopes And Dreams. A Man Is Vaguely Aware Of Some Short People Living In The House.

The definition of Marriage

[1] The Dawn Of Romance And The Commencement Of History;

[2] A Word That Should Be Pronounced As "Mirage";

[3] An Event, For The Upper Middle Class, Is The Only Adventure Left;

[4] A Very Good Way To Promote Civilisation -- If You Get A Good Wife You Will Be Happy, If You Get A Bad One You Will Become A Philosopher {Socrates}

[5] A Process Much Like A Cafeteria -- You Carefully Look Over The Choices, Select What Looks The Best -- And Pay Later;

[6] An Event Which Is Called "Tying The Knot" -- Unfortunately, The Knot Can Be A Noose;

[7] A Word Which Always Means Commitment -- But So Does Insanity;

[8] A Ceremony Favoured In England -- It's The Only Way To Beat Their Cold Winters And Lack Of Central Heating;

[9] Something That Changes The Demeanour Of A Driver -- There Is No Longer Any Effort Needed To Keep Both Hands On The Wheel;

[10] The Only Permanent Cure For Love;

[11] Is Only Compatible When The Man Makes A Living And His Wife Makes Living Worthwhile;

[12] The Only Adventure Open To The Cowardly;

[13] Something Which Is Called A Feast -- Unfortunately, Sometimes The Appetiser Is Better Than The Main Course;

[14] A Group Which Consists Of: A Master, A Mistress, And Two Slaves, Making In All, Two;

[15] The Alliance Of Two People, One Who Never Remembers Birthdays, And The Other Who Never Forgets Them;

[16] The Process That Turns A Female From An Attraction Into A Distraction;

[17] A Legal Custom Which Turns A Man Into The Captive Audience Of His Wife;

[18] That Ceremony Which Makes More Strange Bedfellows Than Politics;

[19] A Rite Where Two People, Under The Influence Most Violent, Most Insane, Most Delusive, And Most Transient Of Passions, Are Required To Swear That They Will Remain In That Excited, Abnormal And Exhausting Condition Until Death Do Them Part;

[20] Occurs Where A Man Gets Hooked By His Own Line;

[21] In America, Is The Only Legal Method Of Suppressing Freedom Of Speech;

[22] Is Made Out Of Two Toothbrushes But A Single Tube Of Toothpaste;

[23] Is Just A Three-Ring Circus: Engagement, Wedding, And Suffer;

[24] The Process Of Finding Out The Kind Of Guy Your Wife Would Have Preferred;

[25] A Condition Where No Wife Gets What She Expected, And No Husband Expected What He Was Getting;

[26] The Ceremony Which Provides A Man With Something That, Sooner Or Later, He Will Find He Can't Blame On The Government;

[27] A Tradition Which Would Suffer Considerably If Men Had To Pay The Minister The Same Fee They Will Eventually Have To Pay The Divorce Lawyer;

[28] Is Much Like A Pair Of Shears, So Joined So The Parts Cannot Be Separated, Often Moving In Opposite Directions, Yet Always Punishing Anyone Who Tries To Come Between Them;

[29] The Continuous Process Of Getting Used To Things You Never Expected;

[30] A Status Which Depends Upon Two To Be Successful But Only One To Turn Into A Failure;

[31] Is A Book In Which The First Chapter Is Written In Poetry And The Rest Of The Book Is Prose;

[32] A Bargain, And A Sensible Person Understands That Someone Must Get The Better Of Any Bargain;

[33] In Japanese Is Called "Judo" -- The Art Of Conquering By Yielding. This Is The Western Equivalent Of "Yes, Dear";

[34] A Confrontation Which Always Demands The Greatest Understanding Of The Subtle Art Of Insincerity Possible Between Two Human Beings;

[35] Is Not A Word, But A Sentence;

[36] A Delightful Form Of Combat Where You Get To Sleep With The Enemy;

[37] An Investment That Pays Big Dividends If You Manage To Keep Up The Interest.

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN


HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

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